Warnings: Um…drunk boys eventually, maybe some lime.

Pairings: *big breath* 1+4+1, 2x3x2, 5xS, RxDxR, CxHxC, 13x11, 6x9



Prologue

"That's it! I can't take it anymore!" Duo Maxwell shouted as he entered his apartment, slamming the door in anger. He growled as he threw his books on the floor and stormed into the kitchen. He went to the fridge, ignoring the bewildered looks on his friend and roommate's faces.

"What's wrong now Maxwell?" Chang Wufei, otherwise known as Wufei and Duo's roommate asked as he finished the math question that had been plaguing him all day. Trowa Barton looked at Duo curiously. The braided boy was never usually angry about anything.

"It's Quatre and Heero again!" Duo sat down beside Trowa after grabbing a coke from the fridge. "I swear, if those two had signs on their foreheads they'd /still/ be blind as bats." He shook his head, remembering how lovesick his two friends were for each other.

"Bats aren't blind." Trowa mumbled as he finished his chemistry homework.

Duo looked at his boyfriend. "Smartass." He huffed.

Trowa only grinned. "And what would I do without my dumbass?" He joked. "So, are the love sick blind puppies still pining over each other?"

"Was there any doubt? They don't do much else." Duo shook his head about to give up. Then an idea came to his mind. "What if we kinda pushed them together?" He smirked as a plan began to form in his mind. "We got a week off school next week right?" He asked. Trowa nodded. "I think I have a plan."

Wufei looked up from his math. "Did you think of that all by yourself?" He asked.

"Yeah." Duo shrugged, confused by the question.

"I'm not interested then." Wufei shook his head as he continued his math. "When you want to do something and you think of it, we always get into trouble."

Trowa laughed as Duo snorted. "Wufei, would you rather have them sneaking glances at each other when they think nobody is looking? I mean, people generally live on average of seventy to eighty years right? And Heero's only sixteen and Quatre's only fifteen. I mean, that's a long time." Duo replied.

Wufei stopped writing. "Good point." He looked up. "So what's your plan?"

Duo grinned.





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