Disclaimer: OK, I don't own DragonBallZ, but I DO own Easter! HA! I
INVENTED IT! YOU HEAR ME! *gets taken off by people in white coats*
~~Eat Me~~
"Baka-onna… look after the brat… HN! Stupid woman's habbit"
Vegeta sat unoccupied in the nursery. It was rather irritating, waiting for the onna to get back from shopping- which seemed to be just an excuse for making him baby-sit.
Vegeta grumbled slightly as the baby-stirred. He had been sitting still the entire time Bulma had been out trying not to wake the kid- and he didn't plan on IT waking up now. His son tumbled round in its crib- 1 and a half years old Trunks opened his eyes.
"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" he wailed, pulling on his short lavender bangs as his stomach demanded, loudly, some nourishment. Vegeta jumped up and ran without haste to his son, looking at him with a puzzled expression as his wailing stopped and he giggled, waving his little arms around in the air innocently.
"Go-ku!" He pronounced,
Vegeta frowned "No, Kakarotto, KA- KA-"
"Hey Vegeta!" The Prince of the saiyans spun round quickly to see an idioticly grinning face mere inches from his- he jumped back in fright and landed rear-side-down on the floor.
"Kakarotto!" He growled, as Goku picked up the laughing bundle from the crib. Trunks waved his innocent arms round, before pulling on Goku's face.
"Ay- that's quite a grip you've got there!" he somehow pronounced, even though his face was rather stretched. The saiyan set the toddler on the floor, where he stumbled slightly before dashing over to the bed.
"Hey Vegeta! Hows it going?" Goku asked, smiling widely at the prince.
"Hn. Fine! What the hell are you doing here Kakarotto!" Vegeta screeched, jumping back to his feet and glaring at the younger man.
"Well- I felt your ki' spike, so I thought you were maybe panicking about an enemy or somethin'" Goku shrugged "Seems you were just panicky over Trunks. How's Bulma these days?"
"Hn, fine" Vegeta grunted, irritated by the drawling on and on "She's went shopping- said she was getting something special. I dread to think…"
"She's probably just getting some Easter-eggs" Goku guessed, turning to look at little Trunks who had just managed to climb on the springy bed. "ChiChi won't let me have any Easter-eggs, she says they'll make me fat- I doubt it… I want them anyway"
"Hn. Don't get an ego over such preposterous ideas" Vegeta stated- then pulled up a slightly puzzled expression onto his sharp features. "What is an- 'Easter-egg?'" The prince questioned, looking at the other warrior for an answer.
Goku blinked in surprise "You've never heard of Easter? It's a wonderful time of year! About chicks and bunnies and eggs and nice things-"
"Sounds disgusting if you ask me"
Goku shrugged "I donno', but it IS yummy! They make things like chocolate rabbits and chickens and eggs- YUM! It's meant to have a deeper meaning but if you look carefully at the exploitations of the general public in shops most people's opinions point away from the resurrection of the messiah."
Vegeta looked shocked at the fact Goku actually said something intelligent- maybe his brain fixed…
"Kakarotto?"
"Hi Ho 'Geeeeeeeeta!" A goofy grin spread across the other saiyans face.
"Never mind- So, when is Easter?"
"Nnnn…. Um- day after tomorrow!" At this the Prince face-faulted.
"Kakarotto"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah?"
"Go home."
"Kay Geta-chan!" The other saiyan laughed, putting to fingers to his head and crossing his eyes some-what goofily in concentration. He fizzed out of sight- but lord knows he was going to end-up somewhere like the arctic if THAT was concentration.
The prince of the saiyans turned round just in time to see young trunks drawing all over the walls, while bouncing on that springy bed. (My baby brother does that- it is SO ANNOYING!- especially when you're on the phone!)
~~Eat Me~~
"Baka-onna… look after the brat… HN! Stupid woman's habbit"
Vegeta sat unoccupied in the nursery. It was rather irritating, waiting for the onna to get back from shopping- which seemed to be just an excuse for making him baby-sit.
Vegeta grumbled slightly as the baby-stirred. He had been sitting still the entire time Bulma had been out trying not to wake the kid- and he didn't plan on IT waking up now. His son tumbled round in its crib- 1 and a half years old Trunks opened his eyes.
"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" he wailed, pulling on his short lavender bangs as his stomach demanded, loudly, some nourishment. Vegeta jumped up and ran without haste to his son, looking at him with a puzzled expression as his wailing stopped and he giggled, waving his little arms around in the air innocently.
"Go-ku!" He pronounced,
Vegeta frowned "No, Kakarotto, KA- KA-"
"Hey Vegeta!" The Prince of the saiyans spun round quickly to see an idioticly grinning face mere inches from his- he jumped back in fright and landed rear-side-down on the floor.
"Kakarotto!" He growled, as Goku picked up the laughing bundle from the crib. Trunks waved his innocent arms round, before pulling on Goku's face.
"Ay- that's quite a grip you've got there!" he somehow pronounced, even though his face was rather stretched. The saiyan set the toddler on the floor, where he stumbled slightly before dashing over to the bed.
"Hey Vegeta! Hows it going?" Goku asked, smiling widely at the prince.
"Hn. Fine! What the hell are you doing here Kakarotto!" Vegeta screeched, jumping back to his feet and glaring at the younger man.
"Well- I felt your ki' spike, so I thought you were maybe panicking about an enemy or somethin'" Goku shrugged "Seems you were just panicky over Trunks. How's Bulma these days?"
"Hn, fine" Vegeta grunted, irritated by the drawling on and on "She's went shopping- said she was getting something special. I dread to think…"
"She's probably just getting some Easter-eggs" Goku guessed, turning to look at little Trunks who had just managed to climb on the springy bed. "ChiChi won't let me have any Easter-eggs, she says they'll make me fat- I doubt it… I want them anyway"
"Hn. Don't get an ego over such preposterous ideas" Vegeta stated- then pulled up a slightly puzzled expression onto his sharp features. "What is an- 'Easter-egg?'" The prince questioned, looking at the other warrior for an answer.
Goku blinked in surprise "You've never heard of Easter? It's a wonderful time of year! About chicks and bunnies and eggs and nice things-"
"Sounds disgusting if you ask me"
Goku shrugged "I donno', but it IS yummy! They make things like chocolate rabbits and chickens and eggs- YUM! It's meant to have a deeper meaning but if you look carefully at the exploitations of the general public in shops most people's opinions point away from the resurrection of the messiah."
Vegeta looked shocked at the fact Goku actually said something intelligent- maybe his brain fixed…
"Kakarotto?"
"Hi Ho 'Geeeeeeeeta!" A goofy grin spread across the other saiyans face.
"Never mind- So, when is Easter?"
"Nnnn…. Um- day after tomorrow!" At this the Prince face-faulted.
"Kakarotto"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah?"
"Go home."
"Kay Geta-chan!" The other saiyan laughed, putting to fingers to his head and crossing his eyes some-what goofily in concentration. He fizzed out of sight- but lord knows he was going to end-up somewhere like the arctic if THAT was concentration.
The prince of the saiyans turned round just in time to see young trunks drawing all over the walls, while bouncing on that springy bed. (My baby brother does that- it is SO ANNOYING!- especially when you're on the phone!)