"It's a wonderful morning this-MORNING!"
"It's a wonderful morning toDAY!"
Vegeta shot straight up in bed- NO- this HAD to be a nightmare.
"Good morning sunshine!" The egg cheered "How about a nice morning snack- Easter egg a l'omlette!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Vegeta ran downstairs in- shock, panic and FURY! He dashed into the kitchen and grabbed a chair. He sat in it and groaned. The next thing that came NEAR him was going to break.
"Hi 'Geta!"
"KAKAROTTO!" Vegeta screamed, lunging across the table and tackling the saiyan who had been at his house for whatever reason. He pummelled his fists into the younger saiyan's face in his blind fury- that WAS until he was hit over the head by- o dear… CHICHI'S frying pan, possibly made of the hardest metal in the universe.
"Ai!" He jumped up off the other saiyan, holding his head, eyes watering slightly at the sudden pain. ChiChi glared at him.
"Keep your dirty mitts AWAY from hitting my husband, or else.." Oh metal against flesh, what a lovely and SCARY sound that is, death for husbands, and music to house-wives.
Vegeta nodded mutely, scarred out of his original reason for being so, and he completely forgot about the little monster until half-way through his first-meal of the day.
"What you lookin' AT!"
*stupid music began to play*, the high-pitched voice of doom… no…not here- not now!
"Strike a pose! Strike a pose!" The crazy egg sat in the middle of the table, shaking it's little egg shaped touché around in it's packaging
"Yeah baby! EAT ME! FOR I AM EGG!"
Goku laughed "Man, I love animatronics! -and this one was so cheap! Only $2.99!"
Vegeta froze- what kind of sick fool would do such a thing- Kakarotto- obviously. *he pondered* Sure, killing him was a GREAT IDEA!
Before the prince could throw the first punch though, all the animated eggs round the house cried out simultaneously "EASTER TIIIIIME! EGGY-EGGS AND RHYME! EATING TIME IS NOOW!" - little eggs rushed out from inside. Vegeta gaped. He hated Easter-
But after a taste, he took it back
He LOVED Easter!
-AND SO DO WE ALL!-
THE END
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*well that was a corny ending, wasn't it? Eh, it's the best you'll get out of me on short notice *smiles widely*
Please review! Even if it wasn't that good- I saw no Easter-parodies, and it just SCREAMED 'WRITE ME!'
Easter parody: WRITE ME!
Nekoni: Eekk… Gotta' go! Ja ne! and -HAPPY EASTER!-
"It's a wonderful morning toDAY!"
Vegeta shot straight up in bed- NO- this HAD to be a nightmare.
"Good morning sunshine!" The egg cheered "How about a nice morning snack- Easter egg a l'omlette!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Vegeta ran downstairs in- shock, panic and FURY! He dashed into the kitchen and grabbed a chair. He sat in it and groaned. The next thing that came NEAR him was going to break.
"Hi 'Geta!"
"KAKAROTTO!" Vegeta screamed, lunging across the table and tackling the saiyan who had been at his house for whatever reason. He pummelled his fists into the younger saiyan's face in his blind fury- that WAS until he was hit over the head by- o dear… CHICHI'S frying pan, possibly made of the hardest metal in the universe.
"Ai!" He jumped up off the other saiyan, holding his head, eyes watering slightly at the sudden pain. ChiChi glared at him.
"Keep your dirty mitts AWAY from hitting my husband, or else.." Oh metal against flesh, what a lovely and SCARY sound that is, death for husbands, and music to house-wives.
Vegeta nodded mutely, scarred out of his original reason for being so, and he completely forgot about the little monster until half-way through his first-meal of the day.
"What you lookin' AT!"
*stupid music began to play*, the high-pitched voice of doom… no…not here- not now!
"Strike a pose! Strike a pose!" The crazy egg sat in the middle of the table, shaking it's little egg shaped touché around in it's packaging
"Yeah baby! EAT ME! FOR I AM EGG!"
Goku laughed "Man, I love animatronics! -and this one was so cheap! Only $2.99!"
Vegeta froze- what kind of sick fool would do such a thing- Kakarotto- obviously. *he pondered* Sure, killing him was a GREAT IDEA!
Before the prince could throw the first punch though, all the animated eggs round the house cried out simultaneously "EASTER TIIIIIME! EGGY-EGGS AND RHYME! EATING TIME IS NOOW!" - little eggs rushed out from inside. Vegeta gaped. He hated Easter-
But after a taste, he took it back
He LOVED Easter!
-AND SO DO WE ALL!-
THE END
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*well that was a corny ending, wasn't it? Eh, it's the best you'll get out of me on short notice *smiles widely*
Please review! Even if it wasn't that good- I saw no Easter-parodies, and it just SCREAMED 'WRITE ME!'
Easter parody: WRITE ME!
Nekoni: Eekk… Gotta' go! Ja ne! and -HAPPY EASTER!-