Oy…don't even ask…I don't know what happened…
Chapter #3.
Kyra walked next to Zora River. She sat on a log for a quick rest.
"…hu?"
Kyra saw the frogs in the river staring up at her.
"…I'm not even going to ask…I'm just going to walk THIS way…"
She reached the water fall. After a few more minutes walking.
"Nice…Now I've just got to-AAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Kyra screamed this as she slipped on the wet rock and fell ALL the way down.
"Ouch…"
(Because I'm a lazy author we're just going to jump ahead to when she actually gets into the Zora place)
"….*slips on the wet floor and falls in the water*AIEE!!!!!!"(Splash)
Kyra swims out and begins to walk up the LONG stair case. (I counted them once. I lost count at 124…). She finds King Zora.
"Please…SIGN!!!!" Shoves the paper in his face.
"WAIT!! I'm not signing that unless you find my daughter and bring her here!!"
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO FIND HER!!!???"
"SILENCE!!! Now, she went in here. I'm going to let you. Find her and bring her back UNHARMED and I will sign your thingy." The King takes about an hour scooting. Kyra runs in the tunnel. She gets to that big place and looks around.
"Very misty…Ruto could EASILY get lost here…"
Kyra looks around for about an hour and doesn't find Ruto. She looks at the far side and sees a small hole in the wall. She figures it's the only place she hasn't looked besides in the big fish so she goes in. Kyra looks around inside it and walks forward until she steps on a Triforce mark in the floor and one of the great fairies shrieks like a maniac and floats.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! GET AWAY!!!" Kyra screamed this as the fairy appeared. She ran out screaming and her eyes twitching.
"AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Kyra didn't stop running until she fell in the water.
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: Tsk…Tsk…
"HAY!!! YOU SAID I GOT THIS FIC TO MYSELF!!!!" A rather disgruntled Kyra screamed at MD.
MD: I told Aquarius the same thing…And she needs my help sometimes….
"Why am I stuck with you and Aquarius?"
MD: Don't forget you're stuck with Doom too!
"(a look of -.-;;;)How could I forget HER?"
MD: *shrugs* Well she gets a fic with my help first. You two can't handle your own fics yet…
"You could at least speak in the fic's format…"
MD: Sorry. I'm cursed at the moment…I can't get out of my format…
"You angered your dentist _AGAIN_?"
MD: Naw…the cafeteria ladies at my school…
"…"a look of ?!?! And o0;;;;;
MD: Well because I'm nice…(at the moment)…I'm gonna get Ruto for ya!!
"My this is a change of Character…"
MD: No it's just my pain reliever's side effects are starting up…
"o0;;;;;;;Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…"
Aquarius: *appears from the water*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
MD: *joins the BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!*
"xX;;;"
Doom: *appears holding the Pencil of DOOM™*DOOM ON YOU!!!! *pokes the readers with the Pencil of DOOM™*
All: o0;;;
Doom: uh…sorry about that…*Puts away the pencil of YOU know what*
"Why are you three in MY fic?"
Doom: Invoking DOOM!!!!
Aquarius: I like the water here. I'm Aquarius!!*echoes*
MD: Technically Aquarius is a sign of the air realm…
Aquarius: Who said I ever cared about Technicalities?
Doom: Rabid Mini Dorothy #8459™…
Aquarius: You know she is on medication…
MD/Doom: We do?
"-.- I'm not even going to ask…"
Aquarius: You never pay any attention to the exhibits of the "Museum of Very Very Very odd things do you?™"
Doom: That is your job…
MD: True. You only need us to help feed the Rabid Mini Dorothies™…
"I was not informed of this…"
Aquarius: Look you got your own series!! And you know now!
"I'm not going to ask you what is in that Museum…"
Doom: Very Very Very Odd things!!! Hence the name!!
MD: Yep!!
Aquarius: Watch out!!! *pushes everyone including herself to safety as a large number of Kirbies run through and attack the Love Sick Lupes in the next web site*
Doom: How do you know when they are coming?
"(gaping at the Kirbies)Very Odd…"
Aquarius: *shrug*I guess it's because I'm named after my Zodiac Sign!
Doom: -.-…I don't believe that…
"Well we are all Aquarius…"
MD: True enough…
Doom: I feel un original…
Aquarius: What do you mean?
Doom: Kyra, well THIS one anyway, can use Hyruleian Magic and was raised in the Lost Woods, MD you can control any electronic device, and you Aquarius are well…the one with the most magic and author powers and able to sense the Kirbies…
"Well you are named Doom. And you have access to any explosive you could want…"
Aquarius: True…
MD: Besides…it is kinda ODD having an army of Toasters…
Doom: *looks at watch(shaped like a grenade)*Oops! I have to leave!! *disappears with a BOOM*
Aquarius:…Doom can't ever be silent about her exits…
MD: *shakes head*She likes explosions more than the rest of us…
"This isn't supposed to happen here…"
Aquarius: What? You got to be in a fic without us…, minus this, and neither of us are the author!
"Then who is?"
MD: Cheese even I don't know that…
"Cheese?"
Aquarius: *vigorous nods*YES CHEESE!!!
MD: *nod nod*Cheese!!!
"So this chapter of my fic is reduced to a meaningless talk with you two and Doom…-.-?"
Aquarius: Injustice isn't it?
MD: Oh well…
"Injustice? You are beginning to sound like…"
MD: An angry Chinese Gundam Pilot who has his hair in a way too tight pony tail?
"Yep that about covers it!!"
Aquarius: *shrug*Well I do get to cover most of the Anime Fics!
"I guess we'll excuse that"
MD: Yes yes…
Aquarius: I wonder why we haven't been writing as much…
MD: DUH!! We've been working on applications for next year's classes!
"True…yes true!"
Aquarius: SO THERE YOU HAVE IT READERS!!!!
"Aquarius you and Doom haven't put up any fics. You don't seem very diligent…"
Aquarius: BAH!!!! I've been working on it!!!
MD: Don't ask Doom…she is well Doom…
"o0;;; I guess expecting her to write a fic that made half sense would be asking a bit much for Doom…"
Aquarius: And speaking of Doom she blew up half of the Museum…
MD: She seemed quite happy when the bombs went off…
Aquarius: o0;;; She was in the explosion…I'll never understand her…
"Who will?"
*a power keg falls from the sky with a note attached*
Aquarius: *reading note out loud* "Kyra, this is Doom. I know you are going to find a use for this within this chapter. I rather like the use myself!! Doom,"
MD: *blinkies* That's just like Doom…
Aquarius: *high eyebrow* To give big explosives to random people?
"To give me stuff to blow up people with?"
MD: unfortunately…both…
Aquarius: *is attacked by the flying monkeys from wizard of oz*XO MINIONS OF TRIEZE!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *chases after them with the katana of Doom*
MD: well ANYWAY…*snaps a finger and Ruto appears(in a strait jacket and gagged )* Here's the little git! Now I have to go eat more pocky!! *grabs a box out of thin air and begins eating large amounts of the ones dipped in chocolate and coconut*^^*floats around the lake thingy…eating large amounts of pocky and drinking coke*
"I'm not even going to ask…" returns Ruto and gets the paper signed. But, gets MD to kidnap Ruto. Then Returns Ruto to the king while she is strapped to a power keg.
Walks out into Hyrule field when a satisfactory BOOM is heard and pieces of King Zora and Ruto fill the sky. Kyra tilts her head to the sky to laugh like a manic murderer in a Mech. (Monsters staring all sweet dropping)
"o0…Oops…wrong Fic…" Walks towards the Desert.
Chapter #3.
Kyra walked next to Zora River. She sat on a log for a quick rest.
"…hu?"
Kyra saw the frogs in the river staring up at her.
"…I'm not even going to ask…I'm just going to walk THIS way…"
She reached the water fall. After a few more minutes walking.
"Nice…Now I've just got to-AAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Kyra screamed this as she slipped on the wet rock and fell ALL the way down.
"Ouch…"
(Because I'm a lazy author we're just going to jump ahead to when she actually gets into the Zora place)
"….*slips on the wet floor and falls in the water*AIEE!!!!!!"(Splash)
Kyra swims out and begins to walk up the LONG stair case. (I counted them once. I lost count at 124…). She finds King Zora.
"Please…SIGN!!!!" Shoves the paper in his face.
"WAIT!! I'm not signing that unless you find my daughter and bring her here!!"
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO FIND HER!!!???"
"SILENCE!!! Now, she went in here. I'm going to let you. Find her and bring her back UNHARMED and I will sign your thingy." The King takes about an hour scooting. Kyra runs in the tunnel. She gets to that big place and looks around.
"Very misty…Ruto could EASILY get lost here…"
Kyra looks around for about an hour and doesn't find Ruto. She looks at the far side and sees a small hole in the wall. She figures it's the only place she hasn't looked besides in the big fish so she goes in. Kyra looks around inside it and walks forward until she steps on a Triforce mark in the floor and one of the great fairies shrieks like a maniac and floats.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! GET AWAY!!!" Kyra screamed this as the fairy appeared. She ran out screaming and her eyes twitching.
"AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Kyra didn't stop running until she fell in the water.
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: Tsk…Tsk…
"HAY!!! YOU SAID I GOT THIS FIC TO MYSELF!!!!" A rather disgruntled Kyra screamed at MD.
MD: I told Aquarius the same thing…And she needs my help sometimes….
"Why am I stuck with you and Aquarius?"
MD: Don't forget you're stuck with Doom too!
"(a look of -.-;;;)How could I forget HER?"
MD: *shrugs* Well she gets a fic with my help first. You two can't handle your own fics yet…
"You could at least speak in the fic's format…"
MD: Sorry. I'm cursed at the moment…I can't get out of my format…
"You angered your dentist _AGAIN_?"
MD: Naw…the cafeteria ladies at my school…
"…"a look of ?!?! And o0;;;;;
MD: Well because I'm nice…(at the moment)…I'm gonna get Ruto for ya!!
"My this is a change of Character…"
MD: No it's just my pain reliever's side effects are starting up…
"o0;;;;;;;Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…"
Aquarius: *appears from the water*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
MD: *joins the BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!*
"xX;;;"
Doom: *appears holding the Pencil of DOOM™*DOOM ON YOU!!!! *pokes the readers with the Pencil of DOOM™*
All: o0;;;
Doom: uh…sorry about that…*Puts away the pencil of YOU know what*
"Why are you three in MY fic?"
Doom: Invoking DOOM!!!!
Aquarius: I like the water here. I'm Aquarius!!*echoes*
MD: Technically Aquarius is a sign of the air realm…
Aquarius: Who said I ever cared about Technicalities?
Doom: Rabid Mini Dorothy #8459™…
Aquarius: You know she is on medication…
MD/Doom: We do?
"-.- I'm not even going to ask…"
Aquarius: You never pay any attention to the exhibits of the "Museum of Very Very Very odd things do you?™"
Doom: That is your job…
MD: True. You only need us to help feed the Rabid Mini Dorothies™…
"I was not informed of this…"
Aquarius: Look you got your own series!! And you know now!
"I'm not going to ask you what is in that Museum…"
Doom: Very Very Very Odd things!!! Hence the name!!
MD: Yep!!
Aquarius: Watch out!!! *pushes everyone including herself to safety as a large number of Kirbies run through and attack the Love Sick Lupes in the next web site*
Doom: How do you know when they are coming?
"(gaping at the Kirbies)Very Odd…"
Aquarius: *shrug*I guess it's because I'm named after my Zodiac Sign!
Doom: -.-…I don't believe that…
"Well we are all Aquarius…"
MD: True enough…
Doom: I feel un original…
Aquarius: What do you mean?
Doom: Kyra, well THIS one anyway, can use Hyruleian Magic and was raised in the Lost Woods, MD you can control any electronic device, and you Aquarius are well…the one with the most magic and author powers and able to sense the Kirbies…
"Well you are named Doom. And you have access to any explosive you could want…"
Aquarius: True…
MD: Besides…it is kinda ODD having an army of Toasters…
Doom: *looks at watch(shaped like a grenade)*Oops! I have to leave!! *disappears with a BOOM*
Aquarius:…Doom can't ever be silent about her exits…
MD: *shakes head*She likes explosions more than the rest of us…
"This isn't supposed to happen here…"
Aquarius: What? You got to be in a fic without us…, minus this, and neither of us are the author!
"Then who is?"
MD: Cheese even I don't know that…
"Cheese?"
Aquarius: *vigorous nods*YES CHEESE!!!
MD: *nod nod*Cheese!!!
"So this chapter of my fic is reduced to a meaningless talk with you two and Doom…-.-?"
Aquarius: Injustice isn't it?
MD: Oh well…
"Injustice? You are beginning to sound like…"
MD: An angry Chinese Gundam Pilot who has his hair in a way too tight pony tail?
"Yep that about covers it!!"
Aquarius: *shrug*Well I do get to cover most of the Anime Fics!
"I guess we'll excuse that"
MD: Yes yes…
Aquarius: I wonder why we haven't been writing as much…
MD: DUH!! We've been working on applications for next year's classes!
"True…yes true!"
Aquarius: SO THERE YOU HAVE IT READERS!!!!
"Aquarius you and Doom haven't put up any fics. You don't seem very diligent…"
Aquarius: BAH!!!! I've been working on it!!!
MD: Don't ask Doom…she is well Doom…
"o0;;; I guess expecting her to write a fic that made half sense would be asking a bit much for Doom…"
Aquarius: And speaking of Doom she blew up half of the Museum…
MD: She seemed quite happy when the bombs went off…
Aquarius: o0;;; She was in the explosion…I'll never understand her…
"Who will?"
*a power keg falls from the sky with a note attached*
Aquarius: *reading note out loud* "Kyra, this is Doom. I know you are going to find a use for this within this chapter. I rather like the use myself!! Doom,"
MD: *blinkies* That's just like Doom…
Aquarius: *high eyebrow* To give big explosives to random people?
"To give me stuff to blow up people with?"
MD: unfortunately…both…
Aquarius: *is attacked by the flying monkeys from wizard of oz*XO MINIONS OF TRIEZE!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *chases after them with the katana of Doom*
MD: well ANYWAY…*snaps a finger and Ruto appears(in a strait jacket and gagged )* Here's the little git! Now I have to go eat more pocky!! *grabs a box out of thin air and begins eating large amounts of the ones dipped in chocolate and coconut*^^*floats around the lake thingy…eating large amounts of pocky and drinking coke*
"I'm not even going to ask…" returns Ruto and gets the paper signed. But, gets MD to kidnap Ruto. Then Returns Ruto to the king while she is strapped to a power keg.
Walks out into Hyrule field when a satisfactory BOOM is heard and pieces of King Zora and Ruto fill the sky. Kyra tilts her head to the sky to laugh like a manic murderer in a Mech. (Monsters staring all sweet dropping)
"o0…Oops…wrong Fic…" Walks towards the Desert.