Summary: All different writers from fanfiction. Net join together and contest it out with other authors fictitious characters! Weather it be saiyan vs. human, vampire vs, demigods, all are welcome to assemble and FIGHT TO THE DEATH! that's if you want, but I don't think it'll be very popular ^-^

Title: "Partying with the Authors from Fanfiction.net "

Author: Saiyan Jalapeno

A/n: Everyone who wants to be included, just email or reveiw and say: "Hey! I want to be apart of that can you put so-and-so in for me…" And I'll try. It would help for me to know you and your characters personality, what they/you want to wear, say, quotes, etc. I'll try my best to email you all until I think I have a sufficient amount of authors and so forth, for a proper battle between eachother. Just a FEW rules: One: No more than 2 characters each please! Yes, It would be cool to have heaps of peeps to choose from, but I can only write so much! TWO: If you want to see YOU YOURSELF fight, then you can. Just help me out, like say what your powers are, abilities, if your even human…you know ^-^! Three: please don't choose characters to fight with that aren't your own, like Spike from BTVS or Veggie from DBZ. I do mention people that I don't own, (like Sesshomaru) but he won't be fighting. Thanks again! ^-^

Ps: Yeah, some authors I may include, but I TRULY do NOT do it just to get them fired up! They may just be walk-on authors…hi-bye people……but if I mention you, and you really DON"T want to be mentioned in my fic, then I'll immediately remove your alias ASAP. Thankyou for reading ^-^

CHAPTER ONE

"Oh damn! Look, nearly everyone's arrived!" Margy shouted, *aka Saiyan Jalapeno * yanking the steering wheel. The car screeched to a halt, sideing parallel to her house. She and Hsumi jumps out.

"Did you invite Sesshomaru-chan??" Husimi asked.

"uh'huh, why?" Jalapeno asks.

"I can't say." She gushed, flitting like a stranded fish out of water. "ohhhhh….I'm going to go look for him!" She ran in the front door but was stopped by the bouncer.

"Where are you heading, little miss?? This is for fanfiction authors only." He said gruffly.

"I AM a fanfiction author, idiot!" She pouted. "MY NAME is HSUMI so move it!"

He folded his arms.

"MOVE IT OR I"L SING!" She shouted, almost in tears.

Jalapeno walked up to her front door. "Who the hell are you?!"

"I'm a bouncer here to make sure that no non-authors can pass." He said.

"Is that so? Well, do me a favor and BOUNCE on outta here, BECAUSE YOUR BLOCKING MY FRONT DOOR!!"

He stood stubbornly.

Husumi sniffed. Margie glowered. "Listen here, now I'm peeved because YOU made Hsumi cry! She was the first one to review my stories and I INVITED her here,,,"She stopped and glared at him. "Why the HELL Am I explaining anything to you?? BUGGER OFF!"

She grabbed the bouncer's wrist and flung him into the air. "SCARLET BLAZE!"

With a puff of smoke, the bouncer dissapeared to HFIL.

Hsumi tears were magically gone and with a whoop, leaped in the door and took off, running to find her cute-chan.

People of different ages and stood around, drinking or eating. Someone had her stereo up full blast, the loud music vibrated off the walls. She paced around, making sure everything was okay. Peering into the lounge Margy saw about ten people slouched on the chairs and couches. They were watching X-men the movie. Wolverine was fighting with Sabertooth. He unsheathed his claws.

"Oh SO WHAT! I can do that too!" A chick lying on the floor said. She raised her hands and bared her own sharp claws.

"But can you do this?" A chinese boy asked, shifting into a seven-foot dragon. He snapped his jaws.

"Hey! Don't scratch the furniture!" Margy warned as they charged at eachother. She left that room and headed for the kitchen.

About 20 people were bunched in the kitchen, talking and laughing. Outside near the patio Margy heard yells and shouts, authors splashing around in her pool. The music stopped and was replaced by Smashmouth: Pacific Coast Party. A few groans were heard, but everyone basically let it pass.

Margy wondered where Becky and Leo were. She paced outside and stood on the verandah. Someone bombed off the diving board and splashed her with water.

"Hey! Watch it!" she said to the drenched teen paddling in the pool. He poked his tongue at her.

Voices floated about her, from the roofing. Who the HELL'S on my roof? She wondered.

"Say..Sayians RULE!" a voice ordered.

Another female voice chimed, "Or even better…say YOU SUCK!"

"Y-You suck!" A male voice.

"Not me! YOU!! YOU SUCK! Say it properly, Sesshomaru!!"

Oops. Margy thought. She levitated and glared at the troublesome saiyans, who had the poor dog-demon floating upside down, his long white hair touching the out-of-reach ground beneath him. Jalapeno cross her arms and stood waiting for a whole minute while Leo and Becky continued their torment.

Leo finally noticed her master. "Um..oh Margy..I didn't see you there. What's up, grilfriend?!"

"What are you doing?"

Leo's faced dropped.

"Cmon Margs," Becky whined. "We're just having a bita fun, aren't we Chibi-Sess??" she poked his side playfully.

"Put him down, GENTLY, and get some more food and drinks. Our guests downstairs are starting to raid the kitchen cupboards."

The dog-demon was lowered slowly to the ground and he picked himself up, brushing his robes. Without a word of thanks, he jumped off the roof and ran back into the house.

"Do we have to?" Leo complained.

"It won't take long." She replied. Their grumbles and complaining followed her as she turned and lowered herself to the ground. Looking up, she saw the saiyan blast off towards town, their ki streaming behind them.

"Sesshomaru-chan! There you are!" Husmi shouted, giving him big hugs and kisses. He groaned and tried to run off again.

"Hep me Jalapeno!"

She shook her head, smiling. "Don't worry Sesshomaru. You're in good hands."

"NOOOOO!" he cried as he was dragged away.

Margy looked around. "Now…what other authors are there?"

That's your cue guys! email me or review yourself and characters! ^-^

~~Saiyan Jalapeno