Summary: what can I say? Everyone is introducing themselves.
Title: And you are….??
Author: Saiyan Jalapeno
A/n: the following authors own These characters: Gore owns Damian Stanyanavatch and Silas the Demonic Gerbil, Gammek, Keith Valerin and Zelda Devinger, and last, but certainly not least, vampirezombiegirl, Noax and Xer. So far, these are all the authors that asked to be included, but I thought that was okay. ^-^
CHAPER TWO
"Sess-chan! Where are you??" Hsumi asked, almost stamping her foot impatiently. Her eyes spotted someone dipping in and out of the throng, and the unmistakable length of white hair. She yelped gleefully.
"THERE YOU ARE!!" She pushed people out of the way to him, anime-style hearts in her eyes. Sesshomaru shrieked and ducked away to hide from the crazy author, and vanished in the crowd again.
Jalapeno looked around. Towards the doorway leading outside, she spotted a young kid wearing a T-shirt and dark baggy jeans. He was talking to another teenager about the same age. Looking closer at the young man he was talking to, the saiyan noticed how handsome he was, wearing black pants and trenchcoat. He even had his hair spiked out on all sides. He turned his head, and she realized his eyes were a brilliant gold color. Definitely looked like someone you wouldn't want to mess with.
"Hi." Jalapeno said, walking up to them.
The kid turned to her. "Hi. So you're saiyan Jalapeno?"
"Yep. That's me."
"I'm Gammek." He jerked his thumb at the dark figure beside him. "This is Keith Valerin."
"Hey." She nodded at him, Keith smiled a bit, but said nothing. "Are you entering the Tournament?" she asked Gammek, who shook his head. "Nah. Keith is though, and another…hey! Zel!" he raised himself and jerked his head at a female in the group of teens. She saw him and waved. Zel came up to them and grinned at the newcomer. Wow she got the figure, The redhead mused. "Hey how's it goin'?" she asked pleasantly, shaking the saiyan's hand. "So you're the one who's throwing the party huh? Not to bad."
"Thanks," she laughed.
"Keith and Zel both have saiyan powers, and it also contributes to their perfect features." Gammek said. Zel flicked her blonde hair back and flashed her straight white teeth. She slumped her arms around her creator's shoulders. "I gotta love him for that." She grinned.
Gammek rolled his eyes good-naturedly and shrugged at Jalapeno. Margy smiled. "Yeah, most of the authors who are saiyans have got the perfect bod. Don't you just love DBZ inspiration?"
Gammek laughed. "Sure do."
"Well have fun, nice meeting you." She turned to head back to the kitchen and bumped straight into Sesshomaru.
"Hide me!" he gasped desperately, yanking her clothes. She grimaced and swatted his arm.
"Hey! Watch the clothes dog-boy!" She looked behind him, knowing full well whom he was running from. She smiled." Are you talking about Hsumi? She's just got a crush on you, that's all."
"Shimatta, she's a little.."
"Okay see, if your gonna be like that, I won't help you." Margy answered sharply.
Meanwhile, Hsumi had changed in her saiya-jin form, a new white tail wrapped around her waist, and flowing white hair up to her waist. "Damn I look hot!" She said happily, jumping up and down. "Now Sess-chan and I look alike!" She straightened her jacket and sauntering down the stairs. "Now if I can just…eeeekk!" She tripped on the 4th last step and flipped down the stairs, landing on her butt at the bottom.
She sat there for a moment, mouth open. Then she yelled "OOOOOOOOWWWWWCHHHH MY BUTT!!!"
Everyone turned and stared at her. The whole room was suddenly very quiet.
Hsumi paused and a blush crepe across her face. "uh…umm…" She giggled nervously and before anyone could say anything funny, she was gone in a flash. She zipped around the corner and peeked back around to see if anyone saw her. No one did, or if they did, they didn't notice. Some yelled for the music, and the party came alive again.
"Okay, hang on Sess." Jalapeno looked around and grabbed a large brown paper bag, and shoved it over his head. "Here, wear this. It looks good on you."
"Really?" came the dog-demon's muffled voice from under the paper bag.
"Really," Jalapeno repeated, grinning her head off. She unclipped her pen and drew big googly eyes and a wide mouth. Then as an afterthought, she drew big dumbo ears. Then she poked two holes so he could see through. "See? She won't even know it you."
"Thanks." he said affectionately, walking away. Jalapeno watched him wander off, then pulled out her camera. "This is a shot I have to get!"
Becky and Leo landed around the back by the pool, their arms full of food and shopping. Both had a grouchy look on their faces and the pair went inside and dumped the shopping on the kitchen bench.
Leo wiped her head. "This sucks! I want to socialize! This is a social gathering, I shouldn't have to slave around for geeks I don't even know!"
Becky sighed. "Shut up Leo, and start unpacking."
Hsumi spotted a tall man and ran up to him and tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around.
"Um..hi, have you seen a guy…I mean, he kinda looks like me, but he's a guy with white hair…" She was wondering if he could see her, his eyes were completely black and void of any expression. A long katana blade that was covered what looked suspiciously like blood hung at his side. Hsumi bit her lip, and waved her hand quickly across his face. "Um…you can see me, right?"
"Yes, I can." He said in a quiet voice.
Hsumi gasped. "Oh sorry..I thought you were…uh…blind."
"Who are you looking for?"
"A guy named Sesshomaru, well, I call him Sess-chan."
The man looked around while Hsumi fidgeted. "Your name is Hsumi?" he asked.
"How did you know?"
He smiled, showing very pointy teeth. "Black magic." He leaned in closer, and Hsumi tried not to lean back. "No I haven't seen your friend, Hsumi. Is there anything else?"
Hsumi gulped and an apprehensive giggle escaped her. "No thanks..um…Mr….?"
"Damian. Call me Damian." He slowly extended his hand.
"She quickly shook it and darted left. "Thankyou Mr. Damian, I have to be going now…byebye!" She hastens a quick retreat behind him and into the crowd.
As soon as she was away, she sighed in relief. Whew! He was scarry!
Leo slipped away from Becky's constant jabbering and weaved her was in the crowd, looking for someone to hook up with. Her eyes spotted the perfect specimen and she walked up to him. He was behind a bar, mixing drinks and alcohol. His muscles bulged under his white T, and his green eyes sparkled wickedly. He was also wearing black leather pants and boots. Damn, he is fine! , Leo bugged, staring at him. He was a bartender, though Leo wondered what a bartender was doing here. "Hi," she drawled, leaning close to him after snagging a drink from a passbyer.
"Actually, it's a GSX-1300R Suzuki, the fastest motherf** in the world!" The blonde barman said loudly, to the gasps of everyone listening to him. He slid a glass to a girl and winked at her, making her blush.
Leo was about to say something, when a redheaded-male sauntered up to the bar. Leo almost mistaken him for Jalapeno. Oh I bet she'd love being mistaken for a guy, She thought, eyes on the newcomer. This guy was an elf. The stranger leaned heavily onto the bar. "Noax."
Noax saw him and gave him a lewd grin. "Karahka. Drink?"
Leo frowned. Ew, is that his brother or something? They look nothing alike!
Karahka grinned instead and jumped over the bar. Leo gasped aloud as the males began to make out in front of everybody.
"Oh YUCK! The friggin' guy is GAY!" She revolted, gagging.
Naox pulled away from pashing his boyfriend and glared at her. "What did you say?"
"I-I mean, make my day! You know, make me on of your FAMOUS drinks! That'll makes my day."
Noax relaxed, and Karahka peered at her. "Oh. Why didn't you say anything instead of just standing there?."
Leo didn't answer and when he had finished, she swiped her drink off the bar and pushed past, fuming. Damn, just when she thought she had a good thing coming, some ELF had to come along and mess things up!
Leo saw Jalapeno and made her way to her. She smiled thankfully. "Hi Leo, hey thanks for doing the shoppings for me."
"No prob." Leo said as Hsumi came up to them. The white saiyan had a forlorn look on her face. Jalapeno gave a rueful smile. "Don't tell me, you didn't find Sesshomaru."
She shook her head. She saw Jalapeno's instant camera and said, "Ohh photos! Gimmie a look, please please please!!"
Margy quickly looked at the photos of Sesshomaru with a paper bag over his head and hid them behind her back. "Um…sorry Hsumi…these…you know what?….. they're negatives so…" she tiptoed above Hsumi who tried to reach them above her head.
"Lemmie have a look!"
"No you can't…OW!" Hsumi stood hard on her foot and swiped the photos when the saiyan lowered her hand. She giggled triumphantly and flipped through the snapshots. "hehe….What a goofy face……hey…." she continued to flip through the pictures, growing suspicious. "Who is this? Is this…" she gasped, and shoved a photo in Margy's face. One of Sesshomaru covering his head to hide from the cam. "THIS IS SESS-CHAN!" She screeched. "You told me you hadn't seen him!"
Margy winced, embarrassed. Leo started to slip away. "Well technically I didn't see him, because he had a paper bag over his head..…"
"You fibber!" she said, whirling away into the crowd, this time looking out for Sesshomaru wearing a paper bag.
Margy looked at Leo, who looked at Margy. Leo sniggered. "Can I have a look?"
The saiyan handed them over. "Here. Hey look at this one, it's soooo funny…"
"Are you listening Leo?" Becky asked, packing the last of the food away. No one answered. Becky frowned and looked behind her. Leo was long gone. "What the hell….??" She stepped back to survey the room and nearly tripped over a little kid who was watching her intently. The kid twirled his hand over one ear and said, "Hadicap."
"Excuse me?!"
"I said you're a handicap. You've been talking to yourself for 5 minutes. I've been watching."
"Listen kid, I don't always talk to myself, except when I'm asleep…but that's not the point! I was talking to a girl that was here a few minutes ago."
The kid pointed to the room next door. "She went in there."
Becky's eye twitched. "Why didn't you say anything?"
"You didn't ask."
Becky grabbed his collar and raised him up to eye level. He squeaked. "Oh, well next time you see me talking to myself when I'm clearly actually talking to someone who just walked out of the room…do me a favor and tell me, alright?"
He nodded fearfully. Then twisted and bit her hand.
"YOU MANGY LITTLE…"he kicked her in the face and leaped away from her. He gave her a grin showing his fangs. The kid's a bloody vampire!
"C'MERE YOU LITTLE PUNK!" She shouted, chasing after him. A hand grabbed her arm.
"Demons rampant cause humans to recoil in fear that is rapture."
"What!? Never mind, I don't give a crap what you said!" she said, yanking her hand. He tightened his grip, and Becky faced him, outraged.
His crimson eyes met her own. Becky lowered her eyes, and then wished she hadn't. He had grey-brown fur covering his legs and body, but apart from that, he was completely NAKED! Well, apart from his Nordic-style helmet, but that didn't really count. Her eyes snapped up again.
"Isn't illegal to run around naked in a public area?"
"Nakedness is in the eye of the beholder."
Becky couldn't help but laugh. The eye of the what? "Well, I'm definitely beholding you naked pal, how about putting some clothes on and not freaking out the under-10-year-olds?" she smiled and gave him a nod that said 'Go on, there's a good boy,' and slipped past him.
"Becky!" Leo shouted, waving her over. Becky glanced at her call & back to where the kid-vampire disappeared. With an impatient grunt, she sided Leo.
"Margy's giving a speech around the back near the pool, and she wants us to be there." Leo said, sipping her vodka-cruise. She gestured with her bottle. "What happened to your hand?"
"This little shit bit me." She replied, wiping the blood on her jeans.
"Good on ya, well if you caught him what were you gonna do then?"
"I don't know…wring his half-dead neck was my first choice."
Leo sighed. "You know it's against the rules to beat up another person here until the Tournament. It's been disallowed."
"Who bloody made up THAT stupid rule?"
"Actually, I did." Margy said, coming up to the pair, holding a bottle of vodka. Leo roared with laughter and slapped Becky on the back. Becky reddened. "Oh…well I didn't know that."
Margy shrugged. "No sweat. I decided to save the fighting till the appropriate time, don't you think?" She took a long swag of alkie. "C'mon. I hate giving speeches, especially in front of 50 people."
A/n: I'm so bad at satanic verses, but then again I didn't want Silas to be a speechless walkaround. So I decided to have a shot. ^-^ Thanks for reading…I know it's been a while since I last posted, but I have had ZERO time to write my fics *darn, when I was a bum I had heaps of time on my hands! * but yeah, if you have ANY IDEAS for the fighting chapter next, I appreciate it ^-^ bye!