disclaimer: please note that Star Wars and all of its places, characters, etc. is owned by George Lucas not by me...I just write funny stories. The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings is not owned by me either, like I said I just like to write humorous stories.
One day on a cold night in space Obi wan, Yoda, and Luke Skywalker were cruising through space towards earth. They were heading to see a midget halfling named Bilbo Baggins. They arrived at his house and Luke knocked on the door.
Bilbo Baggins, who was sitting and smoking his pipe, got up and answered the door. "Thank goodness you are here", Yoda exclaimed. "What on earth do ya need?" Bilbo asked. "Chewbacca has been kidnapped by Boba Fett, and we need your help!" "Well, well, well, ya need the help of ol' Bilbo Baggins eh? I'll do it, but I have a price." "Name it", Yoda replies. Luke, Obi wan, and Yoda sit there in the little house for a moment patiently awaiting Bilbo's answer. "You'll have to give me ten tacos and a jar of mayonnaise", Bilbo finally replies. A confused look creeps upon the three warriors' faces. "Why do you want tacos?" a confused Luke Skywalker finally asks. "I have heard so much about them, and they sound mighty tasty. Could you please get them for me if I help rescue your friend?" Yoda replies, "We'll get you your tacos and mayonnaise, but would you please help us rescue Chewbacca from Boba Fett?" "Yes, just explain the situation to me, and we'll go get him."
Obi wan and Luke are sitting in the corner while Yoda explains everything to Bilbo. "Deep inside a creepy mansion on the moon our dear friend Chewbacca is held captive by the bounty hunter Boba Fett. They have him incased inside a giant red sock full of cole slaw. Once a week he lets loose the monkeys, and they throw poo poo at him. The entire spooky mansion is surrounded by a legion of man eating burritos. Your help is required because of your magical powers. We have no time to waste let us go help Chewbacca." The four men walk outside of the tiny house and head for the space ship. They all board the Mystery Falcon and blast off into space. It is a short journey to the moon with a smooth landing.
Upon arrival they all just stare at Boba Fett's creepy mansion. "So here we are. Finally we will rescue Chewbacca," Yoda exlaims. The man eating burritos are stationed all around the mansion. Clad in lederhosen and armed with muzzle loaders they turn toward the four heroes. Armed with the knowledge that they have been spotted the two knights draw their sabers. The man eating burritos pull up their lederhosen, cock their muzzle loaders, and aim at them.
(to be continued)
One day on a cold night in space Obi wan, Yoda, and Luke Skywalker were cruising through space towards earth. They were heading to see a midget halfling named Bilbo Baggins. They arrived at his house and Luke knocked on the door.
Bilbo Baggins, who was sitting and smoking his pipe, got up and answered the door. "Thank goodness you are here", Yoda exclaimed. "What on earth do ya need?" Bilbo asked. "Chewbacca has been kidnapped by Boba Fett, and we need your help!" "Well, well, well, ya need the help of ol' Bilbo Baggins eh? I'll do it, but I have a price." "Name it", Yoda replies. Luke, Obi wan, and Yoda sit there in the little house for a moment patiently awaiting Bilbo's answer. "You'll have to give me ten tacos and a jar of mayonnaise", Bilbo finally replies. A confused look creeps upon the three warriors' faces. "Why do you want tacos?" a confused Luke Skywalker finally asks. "I have heard so much about them, and they sound mighty tasty. Could you please get them for me if I help rescue your friend?" Yoda replies, "We'll get you your tacos and mayonnaise, but would you please help us rescue Chewbacca from Boba Fett?" "Yes, just explain the situation to me, and we'll go get him."
Obi wan and Luke are sitting in the corner while Yoda explains everything to Bilbo. "Deep inside a creepy mansion on the moon our dear friend Chewbacca is held captive by the bounty hunter Boba Fett. They have him incased inside a giant red sock full of cole slaw. Once a week he lets loose the monkeys, and they throw poo poo at him. The entire spooky mansion is surrounded by a legion of man eating burritos. Your help is required because of your magical powers. We have no time to waste let us go help Chewbacca." The four men walk outside of the tiny house and head for the space ship. They all board the Mystery Falcon and blast off into space. It is a short journey to the moon with a smooth landing.
Upon arrival they all just stare at Boba Fett's creepy mansion. "So here we are. Finally we will rescue Chewbacca," Yoda exlaims. The man eating burritos are stationed all around the mansion. Clad in lederhosen and armed with muzzle loaders they turn toward the four heroes. Armed with the knowledge that they have been spotted the two knights draw their sabers. The man eating burritos pull up their lederhosen, cock their muzzle loaders, and aim at them.
(to be continued)