disclaimer: Star Wars, all its characters, etc. is owned by George Lucas not me, Lord of the Rings is not owned by me either, etc., etc. I just write funny stories so HA!
In the distance a loud thumping noise could be heard. The four heroes were confused when the man eating burritos lowered their muzzle loaders. Sensing they no longer meant harm the knights put away their sabers. Pulling up to the mansion was none other than Boba Fett himself.
The thumping was a sound system of Boba Fett's hoopty ride. His brand new car stereo seemed to shake the entire house when he pulled up. The car was full of beautiful women. When the doors and windows opened everyone could smell the indo. "What's shakin' my friends?" Boba Fett exclaimed as he got out. He was wearing a white fur coat, carrying a cane with a rabbit head, and he had a white hat with a feather in it on his head. Boba Fett was totally pimpin. "We're here to rescue Chewbacca." Obi wan finally said. One of Boba Fett's women reached inside his pants pocket and pulled out a huge wad of cash with a glittery rubber band around it. "That's for you if ya get up out this bitch right now," Boba Fett said as he tossed it on the ground at their feet. "You'll not buy us off that easily Boba Fett!" Yoda replied. "Okay then it's cool, but uh you'll have to solve all the puzzles in my mansion in order to rescue your precious Chewbacca," Boba Fett finally said. "Hey you burrito, get over hear and park Bounty Hunter 1 for me okay?" "Yes master!" the man eating burrito said. "Ladies let's go to the hot tub, and good luck you crazy knights, and Bilbo, don't get yourself eaten by goblins are anythin." Boba Fett said as he walked away with all of those gorgeous, giggling women just hanging and clinging to him.
"Well what do we do now?" Bilbo asked. The four huddled to form a plan. "We have to go inside and rescue Chewy. If that means figuring out his puzzles then we'll do it." Everyone agreed as they broke the huddle. The man eating burritos stood down as the doors of the spooky mansion slowly creeped open. The four heroes knew what they had to do.
Just inside the door was Boba Fett's very first puzzle. It was a lavishly brilliant lobby with two statues of naked women in front of the door. It appeared that the statues had to be arranged in a certain way in order to trigger the release mechanism on the locked door just up ahead. The four men just stood there looking at the statues trying to figure out what to do.
Both statues had their heads tilted sideways with their mouths open. "Boba Fett is a major player and pimp, so maybe we should arrange the statues so they kiss each other." Bilbo finally said. They pushed the statues into the position, and no sooner than they did the doors swung wide open. They had just finished the first puzzle. Wasting no time celebrating they continued into the next room.
(to be continued)
don't miss my next chapter: the hot tub scene, hope y'all are enjoying my story, bye now
In the distance a loud thumping noise could be heard. The four heroes were confused when the man eating burritos lowered their muzzle loaders. Sensing they no longer meant harm the knights put away their sabers. Pulling up to the mansion was none other than Boba Fett himself.
The thumping was a sound system of Boba Fett's hoopty ride. His brand new car stereo seemed to shake the entire house when he pulled up. The car was full of beautiful women. When the doors and windows opened everyone could smell the indo. "What's shakin' my friends?" Boba Fett exclaimed as he got out. He was wearing a white fur coat, carrying a cane with a rabbit head, and he had a white hat with a feather in it on his head. Boba Fett was totally pimpin. "We're here to rescue Chewbacca." Obi wan finally said. One of Boba Fett's women reached inside his pants pocket and pulled out a huge wad of cash with a glittery rubber band around it. "That's for you if ya get up out this bitch right now," Boba Fett said as he tossed it on the ground at their feet. "You'll not buy us off that easily Boba Fett!" Yoda replied. "Okay then it's cool, but uh you'll have to solve all the puzzles in my mansion in order to rescue your precious Chewbacca," Boba Fett finally said. "Hey you burrito, get over hear and park Bounty Hunter 1 for me okay?" "Yes master!" the man eating burrito said. "Ladies let's go to the hot tub, and good luck you crazy knights, and Bilbo, don't get yourself eaten by goblins are anythin." Boba Fett said as he walked away with all of those gorgeous, giggling women just hanging and clinging to him.
"Well what do we do now?" Bilbo asked. The four huddled to form a plan. "We have to go inside and rescue Chewy. If that means figuring out his puzzles then we'll do it." Everyone agreed as they broke the huddle. The man eating burritos stood down as the doors of the spooky mansion slowly creeped open. The four heroes knew what they had to do.
Just inside the door was Boba Fett's very first puzzle. It was a lavishly brilliant lobby with two statues of naked women in front of the door. It appeared that the statues had to be arranged in a certain way in order to trigger the release mechanism on the locked door just up ahead. The four men just stood there looking at the statues trying to figure out what to do.
Both statues had their heads tilted sideways with their mouths open. "Boba Fett is a major player and pimp, so maybe we should arrange the statues so they kiss each other." Bilbo finally said. They pushed the statues into the position, and no sooner than they did the doors swung wide open. They had just finished the first puzzle. Wasting no time celebrating they continued into the next room.
(to be continued)
don't miss my next chapter: the hot tub scene, hope y'all are enjoying my story, bye now