1 A FanFic by Smokey Jo
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters they are all property of J.K. Rowling, I however just use them in my sick twisted stories. 0.o
*Here is were it starts getting a little R rated*
Chapter Two
1.1 Looking in the girls dorm Hermione had definitely redecorated her area quickly. It was now covered in pictures of Professor Snape. She had posters and pictures all over, bed sheets and unmentionables with his picture on them, just about everything you can imagine (Ron had also done some redecorating….). She had not had even one potions class yet and she was learning how to brew up a love potion for and "Snapey-poo". Her schedule was completely covered in hearts and even her parchment notebooks were mostly filled with Mr. Serverus Snape and Mrs. Hermione Snape (Nice ring, eh?)
2 Everybody was dreading Friday, potions day, but Hermione was optimistically looking forward to it, and she wouldn't stop jabbering about it until Friday. Hermione was promptly seated in her desk at the exact second the bell rang and very perky. All she paid attention to were Snape's cold black eyes through the whole lesson.
"Hermione, what would you get if you mixed eye of newt and asphodel root?" Snape snapped, "This should be a review for all of you if you read!"
"Oh yeah….yeah…. Sorry! Professor, sorry! You would get absolutely nothing magical." Answered Hermione trying to cover up her affections.
"Correct…….."
After class was lunch and all the new Gryffindors were talking about their first potions class with the dreaded Professor Snape. Harry Potter was the one to start off the conversation. "Ick…. I hate potions class, Snape is so, so, so AHHH!"
"What would you get if you mixed this and this and this. Listen to me I'm high and mighty. For I am Professor Snape! I shall rule over every single one of you!" Seamus Finnagin complained.
"He's not even close to being ho….. smart. (Mrs. Weasley had seven kids and none of them the least bit man liking besides Ginny? That's were Rowling went wrong)" Ron said.
"I beg to differ! I think he is one hot mama (don't ask me where I get these things please) and I could do……. Ummm…." Suddenly Hermione stopped herself and whispered softer to herself, "They must not know of your previous life in the bad parts of London…."
"What she means to say is that Professor Snape has one hot dungeon, right Hermione?" Harry covered up for his crush.
"Yes, Yes of course that's what I meant! And I could do his extra credit all night long!"
Little did she know that at that moment Snape was picking up and reading her notebook at that exact moment. (You know the one with Mr. Severus Snape and Mrs. Hermione Snape written in it..)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters they are all property of J.K. Rowling, I however just use them in my sick twisted stories. 0.o
*Here is were it starts getting a little R rated*
Chapter Two
1.1 Looking in the girls dorm Hermione had definitely redecorated her area quickly. It was now covered in pictures of Professor Snape. She had posters and pictures all over, bed sheets and unmentionables with his picture on them, just about everything you can imagine (Ron had also done some redecorating….). She had not had even one potions class yet and she was learning how to brew up a love potion for and "Snapey-poo". Her schedule was completely covered in hearts and even her parchment notebooks were mostly filled with Mr. Serverus Snape and Mrs. Hermione Snape (Nice ring, eh?)
2 Everybody was dreading Friday, potions day, but Hermione was optimistically looking forward to it, and she wouldn't stop jabbering about it until Friday. Hermione was promptly seated in her desk at the exact second the bell rang and very perky. All she paid attention to were Snape's cold black eyes through the whole lesson.
"Hermione, what would you get if you mixed eye of newt and asphodel root?" Snape snapped, "This should be a review for all of you if you read!"
"Oh yeah….yeah…. Sorry! Professor, sorry! You would get absolutely nothing magical." Answered Hermione trying to cover up her affections.
"Correct…….."
After class was lunch and all the new Gryffindors were talking about their first potions class with the dreaded Professor Snape. Harry Potter was the one to start off the conversation. "Ick…. I hate potions class, Snape is so, so, so AHHH!"
"What would you get if you mixed this and this and this. Listen to me I'm high and mighty. For I am Professor Snape! I shall rule over every single one of you!" Seamus Finnagin complained.
"He's not even close to being ho….. smart. (Mrs. Weasley had seven kids and none of them the least bit man liking besides Ginny? That's were Rowling went wrong)" Ron said.
"I beg to differ! I think he is one hot mama (don't ask me where I get these things please) and I could do……. Ummm…." Suddenly Hermione stopped herself and whispered softer to herself, "They must not know of your previous life in the bad parts of London…."
"What she means to say is that Professor Snape has one hot dungeon, right Hermione?" Harry covered up for his crush.
"Yes, Yes of course that's what I meant! And I could do his extra credit all night long!"
Little did she know that at that moment Snape was picking up and reading her notebook at that exact moment. (You know the one with Mr. Severus Snape and Mrs. Hermione Snape written in it..)