Hello, and welcome to my latest cunning plan. I think I reached my breaking point, because you can only watch "The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert" so many times before you start singing "I don't care if the sun don't shine, I get my lovin' in the evening time…" in class. I suddenly had an epiphany after watching Priscilla for the first time after I had seen LotR. My thoughts went something like this:

Left brain: mmm….pretty songs let's put on the soundtrack again….I've been to paradise, but I've never…
Right brain: Shaddup with the singing. And whatever you do, don't even start with the ABBA.
Left brain: You know, wasn't it funny seeing Elrond in a dress? Did you see his legs when….
Right brain: I said shaddup. You can't take a hint can you? Leave me alone, I'm working.
Left brain: I didn't know you had a job.
Right brain: I don't get paid, I'm writing stuff for Fanfiction.net. Not that you'd know anything about jobs.
Left brain: Oh yeah, those song thingys. Can I write one? Please? Puh-leeeeeeese?
Right brain: You wouldn't be able to do it.
Left brain: Could too.
Right brain: Could not, but let's see you try. I've already taken the cool title, and you know we don't listen to anything but oldies, so you would just be crossing over into my line of work. So hah!
Left brain: I don't want your stinky title. I'm gonna do a new one.
Right brain: This I gotta see.
Left brain: I already have a title too.
Right brain: Do not.
Left brain: "The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Rings"
Right brain: A crossover? No! I refuse to be a part of that. You are not dressing Aragorn up in that fluffy blue thing…green brings out his eyes…
Left brain: No silly, the songs! I've put the soundtrack on repeat to help me!
Right brain: Oh someone help me! Not the ABBA!
Left brain: Yes, there's ABBA, and the Village People, and Gloria Gaynor and….
Right brain: Zip it!
Left brain: Fine then, I'm just gonna go work over here.
Right brain: Fine then. Stop it with the humming and the ABBA!
Left brain: You're the one humming, I'm working.

Well, now that I have realised how demented I in fact am, have fun!

(Best read while listening to the sound track of "The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert". Insider's tip: when looking in stores to buy it, look under 'A' for Adventure, and not 'P' for Priscilla, like I did in every CD store I went into in the past year. I hope to get all the songs up here, in order. Minus the remixes, of course.)

I OWN NONE OF THIS!!!!! PLEASE DON'T SUE (or Mary-Sue…* cues rimshot *)