Based on:
"I Love The Nightlife (Disco 'Round)"
as performed by Alicia Bridges
--(before us are Sam and Frodo, lying down, and trying to rest. Their 'guide' Golllum crouches on a rock, staring at Frodo's breast. (That's where he kept the ring you sick-minded individuals!!!) Finally, something inside Gollum snaps, as Sam and Frodo watch on in fear and surprise.)--
Action!
Oh, I ... Ohhh I ... I love the Precious,
I got to get me, get the ring that's round, oh yea.
Ohh…I love the Precious,
I got to get me, get the ring that's round, oh yea.
Please don't talk about fish tonight
Please don't talk about sweet food.
Please don't talk about being true
And all the trouble we've been through.
Ah, please don't talk about all of the plans
we had for getting into Mordor land.
I want to go where the fishies swim,
I want some action ... I want the ring!
Action ... I want that little thing.
I want to use it. I want to get some power.
Oh, I ... Ohhh I ... I love the Precious,
I got to get me, get the ring that's round, oh yea.
Ohh…I love the Precious,
I got to get me, get the ring that's round, oh yea.
Please don't talk about fish tonight.
Your strange eatings won't make it right.
Elven rope just brings me down
'f I Had that ring, I'd tie Samwise down.
You can take it there and when you're through,
maybe then I'll take, huh, the Precious from you.
I want to go where the fishies swim,.
I want some action ... I want the ring!
Action ... I want that little thing.
I want to use it. I want to get some power.
Oh, I ... Ohhh I ... I love the Precious,
I got to get me, get the ring that's round, oh yea.
I love the Precious,
I got to get me, get the ring that's round, oh yea.
(sax solo)
Oh, I ... Ohhh I ... I love the Precious,
I got to get me, get the ring that's round, oh yea.
I love the Precious,
I got to get me, get the ring that's round, oh yea.