This fanfic is the continuation of the last chapter. The game for you
to play to understand the jokes is: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. If
you want to understand all of the jokes in this chapter, go play that game.
Now.
CHAPTER 2
"The Maskman Cometh"
As our group walks along the winding, dirt path in a grassy field, they realize they are going to need help to get out.
Cloud: I just realized we are going to need help to get out.
Tifa: I wonder if Zataran will help?
Zataran: No.
Tifa: Oh. Why not?
Zataran: I put you here! Why would I let you leave without facing anyone?
Vincent: Because you are nice.
Zataran: No I'm not.
Vincent: Oh.
Yuffie: I have an idea! How 'bout everyone gives me their materia and then Zataran lets us out.
Cloud: What kind of a plan is that?
Cid: I have a better one. How 'bout I beat the hellout of you, Zataran, and then we leave on our own?
Zataran: I don't like that one. Think up a different one. Oh! It looks like your first enemy is arriving.
*Link slowly walks over a hill, talking to himself*
Link: Listen, if you didn't want to come, you shouldn't have been so annoyin- oh, hello!
Cloud: Were you talking to yourself?
Link: Oh! No, I was talking to Tatl, my fairy.
Tatl: D-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! Hello! I'm Link's friend Tatl!
Yuffie: Why did you make that noise?
Tatl: D-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! I alert people where I am so people don't ignore me.
Yuffie: Well, stop it.
Tatl: D-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! No! I like it.
Yuffie: Stop!
Tatl: D-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!
Yuffie: Dammit, stop!
Tatl: D-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!
Yuffie: That's it!
*Yuffie smacks Tatl down to the ground and stomps on her*
Yuffie: Now who's the queen, beeyatch?
Link: Yu think she was annoying, you should've met Navi!
Cloud: Anyway. Why are you here?
Link: Zataran said i wouldn't stop bothering people. I don't know what he meant. Hey! 'Ja wanna see what I can do?
*Link puts on a mask*
Group: Woah! A rock!
Link: Watch this!
*Link puts on a mask*
Group: Woah: A plant!
Link: And this!
*Link puts on a mask*
Group: Woah! An ugly fish!
Link: If you liked that, wait 'til you see THIS!
*Link puts on a mask*
Group: *blank stare*
Link: Huh? Huh? You like? Huh? I'm a postman! Like it?
Group: We're leaving.
Link: No! Watch! *slips on Keaton Mask* Cool, huh? It's all the rage in Hyrule!
*The group walks away while Link chases after them.*
Link: No! Come back! Here! *puts on Don Gero Mask* Look at me! I'm a frog!
*Group continues to walk away*
Cid: *suddenly turns around* Where do you keep those masks anyway?
Link: Uhhhh...wellll...you see, the thing about that is...Ah! *runs away*
Zataran: Oh no you don't!
*Link suddenly flies back to the group*
Group: Woah!
Cloud: How'd you do that? Gameshark?
Zataran: I did that. You can't just run away, you little pansy!
Link: I'm sorry.
Yuffie: Well, I guess we're off!
Link: No! Don't leave! I'm lonely! Watch! *puts on a Darth Vader helmet* Luke, I am your father!
Vincent: You don't even get that in your game.
Link: Oh...wellll...it's because...Ah! *runs away*
Zataran: Dude! Quit!
*Link flies towards the group again*
Zataran: Now, what did I say?
Link: I'm sorry. I won't do it...Ah! *runs away*
Zataran: THAT'S IT!
*Link is lifted twenty feet in the air then smashed on the ground repeatedly*
Link: Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Stop! Uncle!
*Link is "dropped to the ground.*
Zataran: Heh heh.
Link: Ow. Well, since I did that for you, I can stay, right?
Cloud: No.
Tifa: Bye.
*Goup walks away*
Link: No! Come back! *puts on Majora's Mask*
Majoralink: HA HA HAAA! I WILL CONTROL THIS UNIVERSE!
Tifa: No you don't. *rips mask off Link*
Link: Thank you. I am forever indebted to you. I must join your group.
Tifa: No! *drop-kicks Link*
Barret: C'mon, foos! Let's waste this beeyatch!
Cloud: No. We have to annoy him to death.
Barret: Well, SCREW dat! I'm gonna nuke his azz!
Tifa: Stop it.
Vincent: Yeah.
Cid: Hey! Look at me! *puts on Majora's Mask* I'm Link and-
Majoracid: (incoherent swearing)
Tifa: Oh my God! I didn't think it was possible, but he's swearing more!
Majoracid: (incoherent swearing) Stephen Baldwin (more incoherent swearing) and Tifa takes it up the (more incoherent swearing) you, Zataran!
Zataran: I'd zap him with lightning, but I don't know what he said!
Cloud: Ha ha! What he said about Stephen Baldwin is true!
Majoracid: I WILL RULE THIS REALM! HA HA HA HAAA!
Cloud: *raises Buster Sword over his head* I'll get it off him.
Tifa: No! *rips mask off Cid*
Cid: Whoa! I didn't even know some of those words existed!
Cloud: One second: *cuts Majora's Mask in half with Buster Sword* All better.
Link: Hey! I needed that to have a purpose to my game!
Yuffie: *to Vincent* I bet sixty gil I can get him to kill himself.
Vincent: *to Yuffie* You're on, Ninjaslut.
Yuffie: Hey, Link, can I have your materia?
Link: I don't use materia.
Yuffie: Can I have your materia?
Link: I don't have any.
Yuffie: Can I have your materia?
Link: No!
Yuffie: Can I have your materia?
Link: NO!
Yuffie: Can I have your materia?
Link: NO!!!
Yuffie: Can I have your materia?
Link: ZATARAN!!!
Zataran: With pleasure.
*Link is zapped by a lightning bolt, who turns to dust*
Yuffie: *to Vincent* Fork it over, Vampire.
Vincent: Damn you.
Cloud: I wonder what'll happen where he's from?
Scene: Clock Town, third day. The moon is crashing.
Carpenter: *to self* The Four Giants will be coming out any time now.
*moon advances*
Carpenter: Aaaaany time now.
*moon advances*
Carpenter: They'll be here.
*moon begins to crush buildings*
Carpenter: Aaaaany second.
*moon advances*
Carpenter: We're screwed.
Scene: Ersevinu. Back with the group.
Cloud: So, that's one down.
Yuffie: Hey, where's Cait Sith?
Scene: Costa del Sol house, afternoon. Cait Sith enters and sees Red XIII in the kitchen.
Cait Sith: I'm back with the milk! Hey, where's everyone? Red XIII, where'd the go?
Red XIII: I dunno. I came out of the bathroom and they were gone. There's a portal on the table, though.
Cait Sith: Wanna jump in?
Red XIII: Hell yeah! I was just about to right before you came home!
*Cait Sith and Red XIII jump on it and are sucked in*
Well, what an excitement! Cait Sith and Red XIII have joined the deathmatch! Will they find the group? Who will they run into? Find out next chapter!
DISCLAIMER: I own none of these characters. I don't even own Zataran. I made him up without copyrighting him. I'm so pathetic and lonely. Help me, please! Okay, at least review it.
CHAPTER 2
"The Maskman Cometh"
As our group walks along the winding, dirt path in a grassy field, they realize they are going to need help to get out.
Cloud: I just realized we are going to need help to get out.
Tifa: I wonder if Zataran will help?
Zataran: No.
Tifa: Oh. Why not?
Zataran: I put you here! Why would I let you leave without facing anyone?
Vincent: Because you are nice.
Zataran: No I'm not.
Vincent: Oh.
Yuffie: I have an idea! How 'bout everyone gives me their materia and then Zataran lets us out.
Cloud: What kind of a plan is that?
Cid: I have a better one. How 'bout I beat the hellout of you, Zataran, and then we leave on our own?
Zataran: I don't like that one. Think up a different one. Oh! It looks like your first enemy is arriving.
*Link slowly walks over a hill, talking to himself*
Link: Listen, if you didn't want to come, you shouldn't have been so annoyin- oh, hello!
Cloud: Were you talking to yourself?
Link: Oh! No, I was talking to Tatl, my fairy.
Tatl: D-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! Hello! I'm Link's friend Tatl!
Yuffie: Why did you make that noise?
Tatl: D-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! I alert people where I am so people don't ignore me.
Yuffie: Well, stop it.
Tatl: D-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! No! I like it.
Yuffie: Stop!
Tatl: D-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!
Yuffie: Dammit, stop!
Tatl: D-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!
Yuffie: That's it!
*Yuffie smacks Tatl down to the ground and stomps on her*
Yuffie: Now who's the queen, beeyatch?
Link: Yu think she was annoying, you should've met Navi!
Cloud: Anyway. Why are you here?
Link: Zataran said i wouldn't stop bothering people. I don't know what he meant. Hey! 'Ja wanna see what I can do?
*Link puts on a mask*
Group: Woah! A rock!
Link: Watch this!
*Link puts on a mask*
Group: Woah: A plant!
Link: And this!
*Link puts on a mask*
Group: Woah! An ugly fish!
Link: If you liked that, wait 'til you see THIS!
*Link puts on a mask*
Group: *blank stare*
Link: Huh? Huh? You like? Huh? I'm a postman! Like it?
Group: We're leaving.
Link: No! Watch! *slips on Keaton Mask* Cool, huh? It's all the rage in Hyrule!
*The group walks away while Link chases after them.*
Link: No! Come back! Here! *puts on Don Gero Mask* Look at me! I'm a frog!
*Group continues to walk away*
Cid: *suddenly turns around* Where do you keep those masks anyway?
Link: Uhhhh...wellll...you see, the thing about that is...Ah! *runs away*
Zataran: Oh no you don't!
*Link suddenly flies back to the group*
Group: Woah!
Cloud: How'd you do that? Gameshark?
Zataran: I did that. You can't just run away, you little pansy!
Link: I'm sorry.
Yuffie: Well, I guess we're off!
Link: No! Don't leave! I'm lonely! Watch! *puts on a Darth Vader helmet* Luke, I am your father!
Vincent: You don't even get that in your game.
Link: Oh...wellll...it's because...Ah! *runs away*
Zataran: Dude! Quit!
*Link flies towards the group again*
Zataran: Now, what did I say?
Link: I'm sorry. I won't do it...Ah! *runs away*
Zataran: THAT'S IT!
*Link is lifted twenty feet in the air then smashed on the ground repeatedly*
Link: Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Stop! Uncle!
*Link is "dropped to the ground.*
Zataran: Heh heh.
Link: Ow. Well, since I did that for you, I can stay, right?
Cloud: No.
Tifa: Bye.
*Goup walks away*
Link: No! Come back! *puts on Majora's Mask*
Majoralink: HA HA HAAA! I WILL CONTROL THIS UNIVERSE!
Tifa: No you don't. *rips mask off Link*
Link: Thank you. I am forever indebted to you. I must join your group.
Tifa: No! *drop-kicks Link*
Barret: C'mon, foos! Let's waste this beeyatch!
Cloud: No. We have to annoy him to death.
Barret: Well, SCREW dat! I'm gonna nuke his azz!
Tifa: Stop it.
Vincent: Yeah.
Cid: Hey! Look at me! *puts on Majora's Mask* I'm Link and-
Majoracid: (incoherent swearing)
Tifa: Oh my God! I didn't think it was possible, but he's swearing more!
Majoracid: (incoherent swearing) Stephen Baldwin (more incoherent swearing) and Tifa takes it up the (more incoherent swearing) you, Zataran!
Zataran: I'd zap him with lightning, but I don't know what he said!
Cloud: Ha ha! What he said about Stephen Baldwin is true!
Majoracid: I WILL RULE THIS REALM! HA HA HA HAAA!
Cloud: *raises Buster Sword over his head* I'll get it off him.
Tifa: No! *rips mask off Cid*
Cid: Whoa! I didn't even know some of those words existed!
Cloud: One second: *cuts Majora's Mask in half with Buster Sword* All better.
Link: Hey! I needed that to have a purpose to my game!
Yuffie: *to Vincent* I bet sixty gil I can get him to kill himself.
Vincent: *to Yuffie* You're on, Ninjaslut.
Yuffie: Hey, Link, can I have your materia?
Link: I don't use materia.
Yuffie: Can I have your materia?
Link: I don't have any.
Yuffie: Can I have your materia?
Link: No!
Yuffie: Can I have your materia?
Link: NO!
Yuffie: Can I have your materia?
Link: NO!!!
Yuffie: Can I have your materia?
Link: ZATARAN!!!
Zataran: With pleasure.
*Link is zapped by a lightning bolt, who turns to dust*
Yuffie: *to Vincent* Fork it over, Vampire.
Vincent: Damn you.
Cloud: I wonder what'll happen where he's from?
Scene: Clock Town, third day. The moon is crashing.
Carpenter: *to self* The Four Giants will be coming out any time now.
*moon advances*
Carpenter: Aaaaany time now.
*moon advances*
Carpenter: They'll be here.
*moon begins to crush buildings*
Carpenter: Aaaaany second.
*moon advances*
Carpenter: We're screwed.
Scene: Ersevinu. Back with the group.
Cloud: So, that's one down.
Yuffie: Hey, where's Cait Sith?
Scene: Costa del Sol house, afternoon. Cait Sith enters and sees Red XIII in the kitchen.
Cait Sith: I'm back with the milk! Hey, where's everyone? Red XIII, where'd the go?
Red XIII: I dunno. I came out of the bathroom and they were gone. There's a portal on the table, though.
Cait Sith: Wanna jump in?
Red XIII: Hell yeah! I was just about to right before you came home!
*Cait Sith and Red XIII jump on it and are sucked in*
Well, what an excitement! Cait Sith and Red XIII have joined the deathmatch! Will they find the group? Who will they run into? Find out next chapter!
DISCLAIMER: I own none of these characters. I don't even own Zataran. I made him up without copyrighting him. I'm so pathetic and lonely. Help me, please! Okay, at least review it.