Title: Seifer and the pussycats
Author: C_F, RageFire, and Nova
Pairings: SeiferxSquall
Disclaimers: DO NOT OWN THESE PEEPS...don't sue me... (
Warning: LOTSA WEIRDINESS!!!! evil grin
Rating: R
Feedback: Uh-huh, mos def, absitively posolutely YES!
*Thoughts*
Lyrics
Seifer and the Pussycats
"Life sucks." I sighed as I put on my loudest music and flopped back on my bed and listened to the comforting tunes of Marilyn Manson. The music was soothing as I blatantly ignored my neighbors'' requests to kindly 'shut off that god-awful noise'.
It had almost lulled me to sleep when, suddenly, a noise to rival Rob Zombie started wailing across the hall.
Goodbye Eearrrrrrrrrrrrl!!!
"Selphie! Turn that shit OFF!!!!!" I managed to yell over all the music. Of all the people to room across the hall from me....it had to be Selphie. "Squall....you SUCK!!!!", I said to myself.
Squall 'Mr. Ice-man' Leonhart was still the ~commander~ of Balamb Garden and his word was basically the LAW. And he had come with the room assignments....it was bad enough to have that Chicken-wuss Zell as a neighbor....but SELPHIE?!?!? Then again, I'm glad I don't have Irvine rooming near me, ugh.
I stomped across the hall and busted down her door. "If you don't turn that crap off right now....I'll beat you so hard, you'll still be seeing yesterday tomorrow."
"....." for the first time in her life Selphie was speechless. She stared at me like I was possessed by the Devil. She left the stereo on.
"AAAAARRRGHHHH!!!!!!!! I thought I told you to TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!" In a random fit of rage, I walked to her expensive stereo and proceeded to thoroughly trash it. After I was done trashing the stereo, I let out a content sigh.
No more evil Dixie Chicks to haunt me any more. Back to my bliss under Marilyn Manson.
I turned to leave and was at the door, when Selphie's bubbly cheerleader voice invaded my brain cavity. "Don't move."
"......Whatever.", I said imitating the Ice-man. I almost got one foot through the door when Selphie said:
"What would you do if I told Squall what happened to my stereo.....hmmm?"
"Duh I would whimper like a baby and do anything for you......PLEEEEEEEASE DON'T TELL SQUALL!!!!!!! I'll do ANYTHING!!!!!" I looked up at her to see if my begging was having any effect. It wasn't.
"Anything huh?......Well, okay, I got three things for you to do....I'll tell you what they are later. And by the way I won't tell Squall."
I gawked at her. "thankyouthankyouthankyou!" Then I set off to Balamb. " I looked back at Selphie and said, " I'll be back at about 3:30. Ciao!"
Man when I got to that new shop in Balamb, The dude there gave me so much hassle I thought I would have to hurt the man.
I walked the road from Balamb with my package, ignoring the angry glares and astonished whispers. I had grown accustomed to them, me being the ex sorceress'-knight and all. The people wouldn't seem to believe that I had been brainwashed by Ultimecia. But they would immediately forgive Edea. Right. Society's a bitch, I know.
The way I looked did nothing to stop their stares either. I had just gotten a new addition to my many piercings the previous week. So far I had ten: A hoop in each eyebrow, a stud in my tongue, three earrings in each ear, and a round ball below my bottom lip. And the package in my arms was a brand new black trench coat with blood-red dripping Fire Crosses. I also spiked up my golden hair. Oh yea, I was one cooooool dude. Naw, I wasn't just cooooool, I was cold, no, I was Icy. Yep that's me, Seifer Almasy.
I finally got back to Garden at about 4:00. And who would be at the gate but Squall Leonhart, the one person I reeeeeeeeally did not need to see. *I might turn to mush*. My life is EVIL!!!
"Is it just me or did the world Freeze over while I was gone?" I said innocently as I walked by. Hoping Selphie had kept her promise.
Author: C_F, RageFire, and Nova
Pairings: SeiferxSquall
Disclaimers: DO NOT OWN THESE PEEPS...don't sue me... (
Warning: LOTSA WEIRDINESS!!!! evil grin
Rating: R
Feedback: Uh-huh, mos def, absitively posolutely YES!
*Thoughts*
Lyrics
Seifer and the Pussycats
"Life sucks." I sighed as I put on my loudest music and flopped back on my bed and listened to the comforting tunes of Marilyn Manson. The music was soothing as I blatantly ignored my neighbors'' requests to kindly 'shut off that god-awful noise'.
It had almost lulled me to sleep when, suddenly, a noise to rival Rob Zombie started wailing across the hall.
Goodbye Eearrrrrrrrrrrrl!!!
"Selphie! Turn that shit OFF!!!!!" I managed to yell over all the music. Of all the people to room across the hall from me....it had to be Selphie. "Squall....you SUCK!!!!", I said to myself.
Squall 'Mr. Ice-man' Leonhart was still the ~commander~ of Balamb Garden and his word was basically the LAW. And he had come with the room assignments....it was bad enough to have that Chicken-wuss Zell as a neighbor....but SELPHIE?!?!? Then again, I'm glad I don't have Irvine rooming near me, ugh.
I stomped across the hall and busted down her door. "If you don't turn that crap off right now....I'll beat you so hard, you'll still be seeing yesterday tomorrow."
"....." for the first time in her life Selphie was speechless. She stared at me like I was possessed by the Devil. She left the stereo on.
"AAAAARRRGHHHH!!!!!!!! I thought I told you to TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!" In a random fit of rage, I walked to her expensive stereo and proceeded to thoroughly trash it. After I was done trashing the stereo, I let out a content sigh.
No more evil Dixie Chicks to haunt me any more. Back to my bliss under Marilyn Manson.
I turned to leave and was at the door, when Selphie's bubbly cheerleader voice invaded my brain cavity. "Don't move."
"......Whatever.", I said imitating the Ice-man. I almost got one foot through the door when Selphie said:
"What would you do if I told Squall what happened to my stereo.....hmmm?"
"Duh I would whimper like a baby and do anything for you......PLEEEEEEEASE DON'T TELL SQUALL!!!!!!! I'll do ANYTHING!!!!!" I looked up at her to see if my begging was having any effect. It wasn't.
"Anything huh?......Well, okay, I got three things for you to do....I'll tell you what they are later. And by the way I won't tell Squall."
I gawked at her. "thankyouthankyouthankyou!" Then I set off to Balamb. " I looked back at Selphie and said, " I'll be back at about 3:30. Ciao!"
Man when I got to that new shop in Balamb, The dude there gave me so much hassle I thought I would have to hurt the man.
I walked the road from Balamb with my package, ignoring the angry glares and astonished whispers. I had grown accustomed to them, me being the ex sorceress'-knight and all. The people wouldn't seem to believe that I had been brainwashed by Ultimecia. But they would immediately forgive Edea. Right. Society's a bitch, I know.
The way I looked did nothing to stop their stares either. I had just gotten a new addition to my many piercings the previous week. So far I had ten: A hoop in each eyebrow, a stud in my tongue, three earrings in each ear, and a round ball below my bottom lip. And the package in my arms was a brand new black trench coat with blood-red dripping Fire Crosses. I also spiked up my golden hair. Oh yea, I was one cooooool dude. Naw, I wasn't just cooooool, I was cold, no, I was Icy. Yep that's me, Seifer Almasy.
I finally got back to Garden at about 4:00. And who would be at the gate but Squall Leonhart, the one person I reeeeeeeeally did not need to see. *I might turn to mush*. My life is EVIL!!!
"Is it just me or did the world Freeze over while I was gone?" I said innocently as I walked by. Hoping Selphie had kept her promise.