Title: Seifer and the Pussycats
Authors: C_F, RageFire, and Nova
warnings: same
Disclaimer: same
pairings: SxS
Feedback: of COURSE!!!!
*thoughts*
~emphasis~
Part 2, Boy Bands
I walked around that stupid circle in the Garden's main floor and
walked to the dorms. I knocked on Selphie's door grinning from ear to ear. Quistis looked at me funny as she passed by.
"Okay?..." I heard her mutter as she was walking away.
I groaned to myself cursing my happiness. Now Quistis was gonna go
around spreading stupid rumors about me. Dammit.
I knocked on Selphie's door. It opened mysteriously by itself. I
ran back to my room in fear of the Selphinator.
I know it sounds stupid, but have you SEEN her when she's ~REALLY~ happy? Didn't think so.
Right before I slammed the door in his face, Zell looked at me funny. I didn't care (that much), let HIM mess with Selphie.
After about five minutes I regained my composure and walked across the hall back to Selphie's room.
When I walked in Selphie's room, Zell & Irvine were lounging around the coffee table and pillow that served as the living room. Selphie was pacing back and forth across the 'living room'.
That annoying drum music that comes on when you have a mission
started playing from some unknown source. It irritated the crap outta me.
"Listen up! You are all here under various reasons of blackmail."
Selphie started.
*Good God! Selphie isn't as dumb as we thought!* I thought.
"Your mission, and you'd better accept it, is to be in my Garden
Festival Committee's annual Extravaganza!!! You will performing li-"
"Waitaminit! Perform what for who? Why?!" Zell exclaimed hyperly.
"~AS~ I was saying," Selphie said icily. "You will performing ~live~
as the newest boy band in Balamb...The Pussycats!" She looked around triumphantly.
"What the ~FUCK~?!!!!!" I roared, outraged. "I ~refuse~ to
classified as a pussy you ~FREAK~! You will call the band '~SEIFER~ and the pussies' if you must, but I will NEVER be classified as a 'pussy'!!!"
Irvine and Zell at Seifer and hmphed indignantly.
"You dumbass! The band isn't 'The Pussies', it's 'The Pussycats'."
Selphie cried.
I looked at her, stunned she had actually called ~me~ a dumbass.
"But I like your idea though, 'Seifer and the Pussycats' ~does have a nice ring to it...hm...Yea I like that! Seifer and the Pussycats it
is then!!!"
Zell and Irvine hmphed some more & glared daggers at me. I grinned smugly and them. Zell blew a raspberry at me. I flipped him off, feeling immensely better about myself.
~~~~~~~
"Soooo...Seifer and the Pussycats, huh?..."
~~~~~~~
Selphie, Irvine, Zell and I made our way to the quad, where the
Festival Committee was setting up a festive-looking stage for the
Extravaganza!.
Squall was sitting in the corner wondering why the hell he had said
yes to Selphie a year ago. Even his being the commander had not been
able to deter the hyper teenager.
"Okay! You all have exactly, let's see...53 hours, 17 minutes and 23
seconds to rehearse for the show. Instruments are over there in the
corner. Have a nice day :)!"
"..." Zell just looked at her. Hyperly of course.
":(" was the response from Irvine.
I felt I had to break the silence. "...Fool!"
"...?"
"Booyaka!"
We all turned and stared. It was the ice-man himself.
"...Squall?" Zell began, then ended, all of this ~still~ hyperly.
"...Whatever." He was going back to normal. I exhaled. Squall
stalked off.
I went over to the corner and grabbed the shiny black and silver
electric guitar and ripped a few chords. I hummed 'Living Dead Girl'
by Rob Zombie, smiling to myself. When I was done, Zell, Irvine and
Selphie were staring at me.
"What?" I said, bothered with all the attention.
"...!" Irvine not really said, but communicated in some way.
"...Whatever." I said and I left too.
To Be Continued...
Authors: C_F, RageFire, and Nova
warnings: same
Disclaimer: same
pairings: SxS
Feedback: of COURSE!!!!
*thoughts*
~emphasis~
Part 2, Boy Bands
I walked around that stupid circle in the Garden's main floor and
walked to the dorms. I knocked on Selphie's door grinning from ear to ear. Quistis looked at me funny as she passed by.
"Okay?..." I heard her mutter as she was walking away.
I groaned to myself cursing my happiness. Now Quistis was gonna go
around spreading stupid rumors about me. Dammit.
I knocked on Selphie's door. It opened mysteriously by itself. I
ran back to my room in fear of the Selphinator.
I know it sounds stupid, but have you SEEN her when she's ~REALLY~ happy? Didn't think so.
Right before I slammed the door in his face, Zell looked at me funny. I didn't care (that much), let HIM mess with Selphie.
After about five minutes I regained my composure and walked across the hall back to Selphie's room.
When I walked in Selphie's room, Zell & Irvine were lounging around the coffee table and pillow that served as the living room. Selphie was pacing back and forth across the 'living room'.
That annoying drum music that comes on when you have a mission
started playing from some unknown source. It irritated the crap outta me.
"Listen up! You are all here under various reasons of blackmail."
Selphie started.
*Good God! Selphie isn't as dumb as we thought!* I thought.
"Your mission, and you'd better accept it, is to be in my Garden
Festival Committee's annual Extravaganza!!! You will performing li-"
"Waitaminit! Perform what for who? Why?!" Zell exclaimed hyperly.
"~AS~ I was saying," Selphie said icily. "You will performing ~live~
as the newest boy band in Balamb...The Pussycats!" She looked around triumphantly.
"What the ~FUCK~?!!!!!" I roared, outraged. "I ~refuse~ to
classified as a pussy you ~FREAK~! You will call the band '~SEIFER~ and the pussies' if you must, but I will NEVER be classified as a 'pussy'!!!"
Irvine and Zell at Seifer and hmphed indignantly.
"You dumbass! The band isn't 'The Pussies', it's 'The Pussycats'."
Selphie cried.
I looked at her, stunned she had actually called ~me~ a dumbass.
"But I like your idea though, 'Seifer and the Pussycats' ~does have a nice ring to it...hm...Yea I like that! Seifer and the Pussycats it
is then!!!"
Zell and Irvine hmphed some more & glared daggers at me. I grinned smugly and them. Zell blew a raspberry at me. I flipped him off, feeling immensely better about myself.
~~~~~~~
"Soooo...Seifer and the Pussycats, huh?..."
~~~~~~~
Selphie, Irvine, Zell and I made our way to the quad, where the
Festival Committee was setting up a festive-looking stage for the
Extravaganza!.
Squall was sitting in the corner wondering why the hell he had said
yes to Selphie a year ago. Even his being the commander had not been
able to deter the hyper teenager.
"Okay! You all have exactly, let's see...53 hours, 17 minutes and 23
seconds to rehearse for the show. Instruments are over there in the
corner. Have a nice day :)!"
"..." Zell just looked at her. Hyperly of course.
":(" was the response from Irvine.
I felt I had to break the silence. "...Fool!"
"...?"
"Booyaka!"
We all turned and stared. It was the ice-man himself.
"...Squall?" Zell began, then ended, all of this ~still~ hyperly.
"...Whatever." He was going back to normal. I exhaled. Squall
stalked off.
I went over to the corner and grabbed the shiny black and silver
electric guitar and ripped a few chords. I hummed 'Living Dead Girl'
by Rob Zombie, smiling to myself. When I was done, Zell, Irvine and
Selphie were staring at me.
"What?" I said, bothered with all the attention.
"...!" Irvine not really said, but communicated in some way.
"...Whatever." I said and I left too.
To Be Continued...