Title: Seifer and the Pussycats

Authors: C_F, Ragefire, and Nova

warnings: same

Disclaimer: same

pairings: SxS

Feedback: of COURSE!!!!

*Thoughts*

~Emphasis~

--Ultimecia--

`the little voice in Seifer's head'

Part 3, Dangerous Questions

[*ALRIGHT! Alright....Sheesh I'll do it...*]

I headed to the corner and picked my brand new coat and walked out

the door.

*Back to that stupid circle...*

`Yep!'

*Y`know, when I think, I`d like a little privacy.*

`...'

`o_o'

`.....You ~do~ know that I'm ~in~ your head, don't you?'

*.......Don't remind me...Just shut up until I tell you to talk

okay?*

`...'

`.....'

`......fine.'

So, anyways, I was walking around that damn circle again, when I

heard a positively ~glass-shattering~ shriek.

*...riiight..*

`Can I talk now?'

*Oh my god....What part of "NO" don't you understand?*

`Aw fuck you'

*...*

*evil grin I'm saving ~that~ for Squall, thank you...Now leave me

the hell alone!!!*

`Geez...'

So I looked up to see Rinoa on the warpath.

"SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!" She grabbed onto his ankles and held on

for dear life.

`Riiight...I wonder what that's about.'

*Shut up! Geez d'ya know how ~weird~ this is?*

`...'

Right. So now I couldn't ask Squall. Why does fate hate me? Oh

well.

*I guess I should help...*

`Damn Skippy!'

*GodDAMMIT! How many times do I have to tell you? SHUT the FUCK

up!!!*

`That hurts me right here. Really it does.'

My hand poked my heart.

`:D'

*:(*

`:p'

*:l*

`Go help Squall stoopid-ass...'

*Oh...right...*

I looked up ~again~ and saw my soon-to-be koibito trying feebly to

beat Rinoa off of him.

"Help me!" Squall yelled to anyone that happened to be there.

*That's my cue!*

`...'

I went over there and sort of swatted at Rinoa's legs. This made her

squush up in a ball, kinda like a hedgehog.

"Seifer?!" Squall looked at me sorta strangely then stared at Rinoa

pointedly.

"Oh...right..." I grabbed the pressure point on her neck and she

fell limp on the floor. I extended my hand to help Squall up.

"...Thanks." he said as he took my hand. I gasped as a sort of

shock went through my skin at Squall's touch. The shock made me

giddy, euphoric even.

`If you feel this good by just touching his hand, just think of the

sex!'

I tried not to get an erection at that comment from my inner demon.

I realized I was still holding Squall's hand. I let it go and looked

away feeling the color rise to my cheeks.

"Um..." I said trying to cover up my embarrassment.

`Reeeeeal smooth...'

*Oh shaddup.*

Squall looked at me with a hint of longing in his eyes, or maybe I

just imagined it. I almost melted right there.

"Seifer..." The way he said my name was hypnotic. He reached up and

brushed his fingers across my cheek and walked away, leaving me

~extremely~ confused.

`That was interesting...'

I didn't even have the energy to tell my I.D. to shut up, that's how

stupefied I was.

I was still standing there when Selphie came and tapped me on the

shoulder.

"Hey! I got somethin' for you to do!"

I looked at her dazedly. "Oh....uh yea, what?"

She looked at me appraisingly and raised an eyebrow. "...Who is it?"

"What're you talking about?"

"You've got that dreamy, `I'm so in love' look goin' on."

"You're crazy...I don't love him..." I clapped my hand to my mouth,

realizing what I just said.

"Ah-hah! So it's a him! Lessee, who could it be....hmmm...Nida?

Nah, I can't see that happening..."

I just stared at her not bothering to voice the thoughts in my head,

rather, to convey them in a look of deep disgust.

"Ewwww..." I said.

TBC