Crossing over Chapter 6: Chaos and Writing/machines are sometimes stupid., a star wars fanfic

Uh, if you don't already get it, ignore what is posted as " Chapter five" with this story. It isn't. If someone could tell me how to remove unwanted chapters that would be so totally cool!

Well! What a place to leave off!

Now, lets continue, remember, flame me if you wish, this were what I think…and you can't prevent that! *Looks over shoulder* can you? Oh god, they can can't they? NoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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*Ahem* the REAL chapter five: Chaos and writing/machines are sometimes stupid.

Disclaimer: anything that appears to be remotely related to anything in our world is probably copyright somebody, so give them the money not me. Oh, and Star wars, Flannel guy, GL=the man. Send him the money, he deserves it people!

Note: This is fun!

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" You should have died…"

The rain came down harder as Qui-Gon shook. A fourteen something child had just…just…

Somehow, you know its true though don't you? A voice inside him asked, You know its true…

" No…"Qui-Gon began to move away from all of them. Lauren ignored Obi-wan's furious look, " No…"

" Master."

" Go Away Obi-wan…please…"

And Qui-Gon Walked away.

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Lyn Rodriguez was having a hell of a time.

The plane periodically dipped in and out of the air, throwing itself forward and backward like a bucking bronco. Her red hair was flying around her face; she couldn't even see Bob, her co-pilot…

Time stopped, the world stood still, and Lyn Rodriguez along with 233 passengers plunged into a black hole that appeared in front of them…

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Darth Maul was dead.

(Fictional audience: HOORAY!)

Lauren was leaning over Anakin, along with Padme. The boy lay in the sleep of death, angelic even in these moments of terror. The blue things had been fighting for hours, Lauren going over and picking certain characters out of the void of space.

There! Anakin Skywalker at age 19.

There! Yet another appearance made by Jaguar and Devi-

There! Some sort of horrid zombie, marching along its grim slog…

Lauren felt sick.

" What's…why is this happening?" Nervous eyes looked into hers, " What is this? Who are…all of these things? These people?" Amidala was turned away from Anakin, her wide eyes brimmed with tears, " Why won't they go away…why won't they leave us alone!" Amidala stood up, rage building around her, " LEAVE US ALONE!"

The blue things stopped.

Lady, the one that had been Claire Redfield said, We would if we could.

This is a strange place to us. Claude frollo, a villain from a Disney movie said, We are at the mercy of he who created the Universe.

" No!" Amidala Shouted, "GO AWAY! WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!"

Something came from behind them.

To Steven King, they were the low men in yellow coats, the regulators. To anime fans, they were perhaps the opposite of the gatekeepers, or even the daemons that were controlled by the children in " Shamatic Princess."

They had no face, no names, they were simply evil.

Lauren backed away slowly.

For the moment, the fighting amongst the characters ceased, their blue tinged faces pallid. Lauren did not know what to fear, but these things…

" Chaos…"

Behind them, Anakin sat bolt upright.

Both Amidala and Lauren whirled around in surprise, Captain Pananka and Obi-wan immediately raised their weapons.

" I speak, for them. " Anakin's voice was loud, impressive, " I act as their voice."

There was silence.

" Good for them." Lauren still found the strength to be cynical, she walked forward," Hey Home-G man. We're kinda in the middle of a crisis right now…so if you'd leave a name and number at the beep-"

" You do not understand." Lauren was aware of the man in black moving forward, unharmed by the characters.

" What the FUCK do I need to understand?" Lauren screamed, " You sent me here, something sent me here- to my favorite story. AND NOW, IT'S BEING RUINED! DESTROYED! YOU CAN'T ASK ME TO UNDERSTAND YOU STUPID FUCK!"

Power poured from nowhere, thrusting Lauren to the dirt with a scream.

" This child…" the voice coming from Anakin had a distinctly evil tone, " Believes you are evil, he believes you ruined his world. Now…He's going to kill you. Slowly." Anakin moved forward, Padme screamed-

Make him remember…who he is…

Lauren looked up.

Off towards the far corner, Sailor Moon, one of her favorite Anime characters, was whispering.

Tell him the truth…otherwise-

" Hey," Lauren's throat was dry, " Anakin man, you gotta stop. " Lauren felt herself relying on her cynical nature to assist herself, " Come on man…you aren't supposed to be evil yet! We…the fans, are waiting for the second movie before you get all nasty an' shit."

Anakin paused, pain crossed his face.

" I don't want to lie to you man," Lauren gained strength with each word, " But you gotta…gonna kill a lot of people man. A lot of people are going to die."

More pain crossed his face. Padme, Obi-wan, and The rest of the party were backing away.

" And this?" she pointed to Padme, never taking her eyes of Anakin, " She's gonna marry you! Either that or you and her are going to get down and dirty without permission of marriage-hell! I don't even know! I haven't seen the movie yet." She looked toward the characters, " Luke, Leia…get out here!"

A Ghostly looking Luke and Leia appeared silently, looking ever the twins. Padme and Obi-wan gazed at them in horror.

" Come on man! These here, they're your kids! One's going to marry a guy you froze in carbonate… the other's going to marry the personal assassin of your boss! Senator Palpatine!"

Senator Palpatine appeared suddenly, eyes on Lauren.

" See! There he is!" Lauren stood up shakily, " Come on man, ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR and shit like that…see?" Anakin had frozen where he was, the evil things behind him, still whispering.

" See? You got a life to live man. YOU'RE ANAKIN SKYWALKER! And you've got your mom! You've still got to rescue her…remember?"

Anakin looked at the collected assembly, then back at the evil things, then at the assembly.

" Listen to her Anakin."

Everyone paused.

Qui-Gon Jinn stood resplendent, like some sort of fallen Angel who had returned from the darkness. His steely gray eyes were focused on the child he had wanted to train as a Jedi.

" The girl from another world is right. You have a purpose; it was written for you since time began. You would do these things, we would do these things. You are the chosen one, the one who brings balance to the force…coming through suffering. All things must pass through purgatory before entering Hell or heaven…Alas-" Qui-Gon looked at his apprentice, then back at the boy, " Our purgatory is just beginning. In this world-" he gestured at Lauren, " In her world we are characters who live to entertain, to make them laugh, to make them cry, to give them a purpose."

" We were born without purpose." Lauren said, " We needed a…something to aspire to. And all we were born with is a powerful imagination. An imagination that can see through the veils of mists and rock, and into the other worlds we share our universe with."

Anakin dropped to his knees…

" Mommy…"

He began to sob.

" It won't be that easy." The thing itself spoke, it had a voice like the scream of innocents, " and you won't be able to defeat us alone. It would have been poetic to have one of the things you call " Characters" Kill you. But we still have our one true servant…"

The man in black was there, only now he was no longer a man.

Black wings spread out behind him, his face twisted, vile, and a gargoyles expression. In his hands he held a force pike, similar to the ones that the emperor's guards would hold far into the future. There was no mistaking him for what he was now…

" It all depends on the point of view Lauren."

Obi-wan stood next to Qui-Gon, a look of wisdom glossing over his eyes.

" Point of view…"

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Lyn Rodriguez brought the plane up just before it hit the trees.

" Christ…" she crossed herself, " That was not cool."

" Uh…Captain?" her co-pilot's voice was nervous.

" Shut up, wait…" her eyes were gazing around the landscape, " Weren't we flying over San Jose?"

" Captain!" Bob the co-pilot grabbed her, " LOOK!"

Down below was a scene straight out of Star wars Episode one goes to hell.

" Wow…"

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What a place to end it in!

Okay, this is where I need you help. To whoever came up with this idea, thanks and you get all the credit for it. Since this is so believable (what, its NOT possible for random people to travel to the star wars universe? Aww jeez…) I need your help.

I need names.

Character names, random names, people names, it doesn't matter. At the end I have something planned that will require several people to be mentioned by name, and I'm too lazy to think up any more. Post your entries in the Review slot if you wish to participate. You'll be given due credit here, and on my web page (where the finished version of this story is going) if you're a fan, GET OUT THERE AND DEFEND THE CHARACTERS! If you want to be a character, cool. I need names and ideas people, give credit where credit is due and all that.

With luck * heh* we should be able to finish this by the end of Spring break! Wohoo!

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Oh and hey. Happy Easter huh? ^_^