Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR and you couldn't pay me to own Britney. :P
One day, an inappropriately dressed blonde was prancing around New York City, looking for her plastic surgeon's office. Being the epitome of dumb blondes, she was lost and wandered into a dangerous looking alley. Two men walked out of the shadows and grabbed her by the arms. One was blond and had a bow and arrows in a quiver on his back, and the other was dark haired and carried a sword. They forced her to drink a nasty tasting liquid and carried her to the back of the alley. The alley ended in a dead end, but on the brick wall, strange characters glowed around the dark outline of a door. The blond haired man walked through dark hole in the wall and disappeared. Then, being stuck with the girl, the man with the sword walked through carrying her. They all fell through darkness for a few seconds, and hit the ground with a loud thud. The girl, of course, landed on top of both of the men who didn't look very happy. They argued for a few minutes and then the blonde haired man picked up the girl and carried her to a small house that was nearby. After a few minutes of lying still on the floor where she had been dropped (and completely forgotten about while the 2 kidnappers argued with an old man) and complaining she felt, well… as normal as possible.
She stood up and screamed, "Like, where the HELL am I?"
"I am Legolas and this is Boromir," said the blond haired man who had "mobbed her for her autograph" as her delusional blonde mind assumed.
"And you may call me Gandalf. You must save us from…The Obsessive Compulsive One. It has invaded even the Shire."
"Yeah, right, whatever, suuuuuure," the girl said, "Where am I?"
"You are in the Shire. I just told you that," said Gandalf.
"Who are you?" asked Legolas.
"I am BRITNEY SPEARS. LIKE DUH!!!" said the Pop Princess.
She looked puzzled when Gandalf stated, " You are an elf, or at least half elf."
Britney tried to speak, but just fainted.
A/N: Oohhh! Cliffhanger! If you wanna know what happened leave a good review and you will be blessed (or cursed) with a second chapter. Hehehehehe!
One day, an inappropriately dressed blonde was prancing around New York City, looking for her plastic surgeon's office. Being the epitome of dumb blondes, she was lost and wandered into a dangerous looking alley. Two men walked out of the shadows and grabbed her by the arms. One was blond and had a bow and arrows in a quiver on his back, and the other was dark haired and carried a sword. They forced her to drink a nasty tasting liquid and carried her to the back of the alley. The alley ended in a dead end, but on the brick wall, strange characters glowed around the dark outline of a door. The blond haired man walked through dark hole in the wall and disappeared. Then, being stuck with the girl, the man with the sword walked through carrying her. They all fell through darkness for a few seconds, and hit the ground with a loud thud. The girl, of course, landed on top of both of the men who didn't look very happy. They argued for a few minutes and then the blonde haired man picked up the girl and carried her to a small house that was nearby. After a few minutes of lying still on the floor where she had been dropped (and completely forgotten about while the 2 kidnappers argued with an old man) and complaining she felt, well… as normal as possible.
She stood up and screamed, "Like, where the HELL am I?"
"I am Legolas and this is Boromir," said the blond haired man who had "mobbed her for her autograph" as her delusional blonde mind assumed.
"And you may call me Gandalf. You must save us from…The Obsessive Compulsive One. It has invaded even the Shire."
"Yeah, right, whatever, suuuuuure," the girl said, "Where am I?"
"You are in the Shire. I just told you that," said Gandalf.
"Who are you?" asked Legolas.
"I am BRITNEY SPEARS. LIKE DUH!!!" said the Pop Princess.
She looked puzzled when Gandalf stated, " You are an elf, or at least half elf."
Britney tried to speak, but just fainted.
A/N: Oohhh! Cliffhanger! If you wanna know what happened leave a good review and you will be blessed (or cursed) with a second chapter. Hehehehehe!