Must Have:

Must be *Unsolicited* f/b or beta

Spike is the author being flamed

Spike must respond in some fashion

Nekkid!Spike

Weird abbreviations(wut=what, u=you, r=are, and never

use to, two, or too -- 2 only)

Bonus Points for:

Karaoke

Muffins

Penguins

Spike eats the Annoying F/B or U/B

Spike writing S/W/T/A/B smut

Double Entendres

A Wizard of Oz reference