Scene: Calvin downstairs in the kitchen with multiple items out and a
grocery bag back next to all the items
Calvins mom: Calvin! What are you doing down here when your room is upstairs??
Calvin: Me and Hobbes got really hungry, so I decided to come down here and make some food.
Calvins Mom: Your just procrastinating so that you waste time. Your only hurting yourself!
Calvin: Right mom I'll be sure to remember that! (putting things in the big bag)
Calvin's mom: Okay.. Then what are you doing with that big grocery bag?
Calvin: I'm going to use the bag as a trash can.. and I'm putting the stuff in the bag so that I can carry it upstairs.
Sighing Calvin's mom walks out of the kitchen
Calvin: Hmmmm. I wonder how many sandwiches I should make for the trip? I guess probably around four.
Walking up the stairs with the big bag, Calvin enters his room and finds Hobbe's stuffing all kinds of clothes, comic books, pens, pencils, and some maps in the suitcase.
Calvin: Jeeeeez Hobbe's I'm going to make you carry all of that.
Hobbes: I guess we don't need the maps right?
Calvin: Hobbe's you idiot! Those are probably the most important things that we need!!!!!
Hobbe's: But you said that it doesn't matter where we go as along as were as far away from the house as possible.
Sighing Calvin closes the suitcase and sneaks down the stairs and out the room.
Hobbe's: Can we pick up some babe's along the way?
Calvin: Is that all you ever think about???
Hobbe's: Hey just because I'm more mature, and becoming more of a man then you are doesn't mean that you have to get all snooty about it!!!!!
Calvin: What was that? I'm not sure that I heard you correctly……
Hobbes: Oh you heard me I called you snooty!!!!
Calvin: Why I ought to
Hobbes: Ought to what?
At that Hobbes brings out his claws, and shows them to Calvin. Calvin looking mildly afraid doesn't back down. At that Hobbes jumps on top of him
Calvin: Owww! Owww! Owww! Quit biting me
Hobbes: Muffinhead
Calvin: Chowderface
Hobbes: Dog Breath!
Calvin: Your mother
Hobbes: Okay stop! Just admit that I could kick your butt at any time. Okay?
Calvin: Never
At that point they stop and look at each other. Hobbes retracts his claws.
Calvin: I guess we need to stop turning on each other and keep going.
Hobbes: That's probably the smartest idea you've had all day! Besides I'm really hungry. Can we stop and eat??????
Calvin: Sure ol buddy! (reaches into the brown bag and pulls out two squished sandwiches) ewww the mayo went bad!
Hobbes: (In disgust).. Yuck.. What are we going to do now we don't have any food or anything?
Calvin: Yea and it's getting dark
Calvins mom: Calvin! What are you doing down here when your room is upstairs??
Calvin: Me and Hobbes got really hungry, so I decided to come down here and make some food.
Calvins Mom: Your just procrastinating so that you waste time. Your only hurting yourself!
Calvin: Right mom I'll be sure to remember that! (putting things in the big bag)
Calvin's mom: Okay.. Then what are you doing with that big grocery bag?
Calvin: I'm going to use the bag as a trash can.. and I'm putting the stuff in the bag so that I can carry it upstairs.
Sighing Calvin's mom walks out of the kitchen
Calvin: Hmmmm. I wonder how many sandwiches I should make for the trip? I guess probably around four.
Walking up the stairs with the big bag, Calvin enters his room and finds Hobbe's stuffing all kinds of clothes, comic books, pens, pencils, and some maps in the suitcase.
Calvin: Jeeeeez Hobbe's I'm going to make you carry all of that.
Hobbes: I guess we don't need the maps right?
Calvin: Hobbe's you idiot! Those are probably the most important things that we need!!!!!
Hobbe's: But you said that it doesn't matter where we go as along as were as far away from the house as possible.
Sighing Calvin closes the suitcase and sneaks down the stairs and out the room.
Hobbe's: Can we pick up some babe's along the way?
Calvin: Is that all you ever think about???
Hobbe's: Hey just because I'm more mature, and becoming more of a man then you are doesn't mean that you have to get all snooty about it!!!!!
Calvin: What was that? I'm not sure that I heard you correctly……
Hobbes: Oh you heard me I called you snooty!!!!
Calvin: Why I ought to
Hobbes: Ought to what?
At that Hobbes brings out his claws, and shows them to Calvin. Calvin looking mildly afraid doesn't back down. At that Hobbes jumps on top of him
Calvin: Owww! Owww! Owww! Quit biting me
Hobbes: Muffinhead
Calvin: Chowderface
Hobbes: Dog Breath!
Calvin: Your mother
Hobbes: Okay stop! Just admit that I could kick your butt at any time. Okay?
Calvin: Never
At that point they stop and look at each other. Hobbes retracts his claws.
Calvin: I guess we need to stop turning on each other and keep going.
Hobbes: That's probably the smartest idea you've had all day! Besides I'm really hungry. Can we stop and eat??????
Calvin: Sure ol buddy! (reaches into the brown bag and pulls out two squished sandwiches) ewww the mayo went bad!
Hobbes: (In disgust).. Yuck.. What are we going to do now we don't have any food or anything?
Calvin: Yea and it's getting dark