Ranma ½ and all the characters from the show belong to the goddess Rumiko
Takahashi. So please dear lord do not sue me I couldn't pay more than five
cents any who.
Things that would never happen on Ranma ½1/2 . . .
#1
Shampoo was sitting in her chair by the side of the set, listening to the new director yell. This was the third one they had gotten in less than a week. Shampoo watched amused as the short women of 5' 7" stood yelling up at the large panda bear in front of her. When she felt a hand rest on her shoulder she looked up. Ranma stood next to her and it was his hand that was resting on her shoulder. "Hey Shampoo watcha think the meaning of life is?"
"I don't know Ranma I think only Kami-sama does."
Ranma suddenly developed heart eyes as he looked down at Shampoo. "Oh Shampoo u spoke to me again. Does this mean your gonna remove that restraining order?" Ranma then glomped onto Shampoo tackling her to the ground. Shampoo screamed and started to weakly bat at Ranma.
* * * *
Mousse, who was walking onto the set looked up as he heard a familiar scream, then shrugged and kept walking. Mousse kept walking until he bumped into someone. Looking down he saw Akane in front of him. "Oh I am sorry Akane I didn't see you there. "
Akane looked up at Mousse and giggled. "Oh Mousse-sempai you silly you. Tee- hee-hee. You know you got contacts last week."
Mousse grinned. "So I did Akane. Listen umm Akane I was wondering if maybe you would like to go out with me."
"Oh Mousse-sempai I thought you'd never ask." Akane reached out and pulled Mousse into a tight hug.
* * * *
Ryoga looked up at the sound of a scream. "Oh no" he thought, "that has to be Ranma's fault.
"Ranma Saotome prepare to die." Ryoga started charging off in the direction of the scream.
When Ryoga promptly arrived on the scene he was alarmed to see Ranma glomped on Shampoo. "Ranma what are you doing with my women?"
Ranma jumped up at the sound of Ryoga's voice and cowered in fear. "R. . . Ryoga what are you doing here?"
"Ranma get away from my women."
Shampoo got up and ran to Ryoga's side "Oh Ryoga save me."
Ryoga hugged Shampoo as Ranma snuck off in fear. "Don't worry Shampoo I wouldn't ever let anyone hurt you my love."
Shampoo looked up at Ryoga from within the circle of his arms and giggled. "Oh you big strong man you. Tee-hee-hee."
Things that would never happen on Ranma ½1/2 . . .
#1
Shampoo was sitting in her chair by the side of the set, listening to the new director yell. This was the third one they had gotten in less than a week. Shampoo watched amused as the short women of 5' 7" stood yelling up at the large panda bear in front of her. When she felt a hand rest on her shoulder she looked up. Ranma stood next to her and it was his hand that was resting on her shoulder. "Hey Shampoo watcha think the meaning of life is?"
"I don't know Ranma I think only Kami-sama does."
Ranma suddenly developed heart eyes as he looked down at Shampoo. "Oh Shampoo u spoke to me again. Does this mean your gonna remove that restraining order?" Ranma then glomped onto Shampoo tackling her to the ground. Shampoo screamed and started to weakly bat at Ranma.
* * * *
Mousse, who was walking onto the set looked up as he heard a familiar scream, then shrugged and kept walking. Mousse kept walking until he bumped into someone. Looking down he saw Akane in front of him. "Oh I am sorry Akane I didn't see you there. "
Akane looked up at Mousse and giggled. "Oh Mousse-sempai you silly you. Tee- hee-hee. You know you got contacts last week."
Mousse grinned. "So I did Akane. Listen umm Akane I was wondering if maybe you would like to go out with me."
"Oh Mousse-sempai I thought you'd never ask." Akane reached out and pulled Mousse into a tight hug.
* * * *
Ryoga looked up at the sound of a scream. "Oh no" he thought, "that has to be Ranma's fault.
"Ranma Saotome prepare to die." Ryoga started charging off in the direction of the scream.
When Ryoga promptly arrived on the scene he was alarmed to see Ranma glomped on Shampoo. "Ranma what are you doing with my women?"
Ranma jumped up at the sound of Ryoga's voice and cowered in fear. "R. . . Ryoga what are you doing here?"
"Ranma get away from my women."
Shampoo got up and ran to Ryoga's side "Oh Ryoga save me."
Ryoga hugged Shampoo as Ranma snuck off in fear. "Don't worry Shampoo I wouldn't ever let anyone hurt you my love."
Shampoo looked up at Ryoga from within the circle of his arms and giggled. "Oh you big strong man you. Tee-hee-hee."