Konichiwa! I'm tired, but I'm so happy that I got a few nice reviews, that I'm going to try to finish this chapter today! I don't know about you, but I think Gohan-chan is just so kawaii! Uh, well, on with the story!

Chapter 3-Mean Guys

Piccolo-san and I feel the Saiya-jins' power! They're HUGE! Those are the biggest Chi-Powers I've ever felt! Piccolo-san isn't even close to that! I hope my Daddy got really strong when he trained with Kaio-sama.

I wonder if these Saiya-jin guys are as strong as everyone says. I wonder if they're as mean as my Uncle Raditz was. I wonder if they're as ugly as him too! Tee-hee-hee!

Piccolo-san says I shouldn't laugh, because those Saiya-jins are coming right at us! I'm scared… really scared. I won't let Piccolo-san see it! I'll be brave, just like Daddy and Piccolo-san! Piccolo-san also says that I shouldn't be afraid. He says we got a lot stronger this year. I sure hope so!

Huh? There are more Chi-powers! They're all around! Someone is landing! A Saiya-jin?!? Oh, no! It's not! It's that guy from the Turtle House…. Kuririn! That's his name! He says I look strong! Kuririn says I look strong! He thinks I look like Daddy when he was little. WOW! I look like my Daddy! HOORAY!

Kuririn is strong, too! I don't think he's as strong as Piccolo-san, but Daddy used to tell me that, even though Kuririn is small, he's strong! Daddy's always right! Kuririn is gonna fight with us! YAY! We might have a chance against those mean Saiya-jin guys!

Kuririn asks me what it was like training under Piccolo-san. He feels bad for me. But ya' know what? It was hard, but Piccolo-san is nicer then people think. He's not as nice as Daddy, but I don't think he's mean like my uncle.

OH! Piccolo-san says that they're here! The Saiya-jins are here! They're right above us! Their Chi-power… HUGE! It's scary! Where's Daddy? I'm gonna be brave! I trained with Piccolo-san! He knows I got strong! I'm trying really hard not to cry! Those Saiya-jins are stronger then me, and I know it! I think they're stronger than Piccolo-san, too! But if I cry, Piccolo-san will think I'm a baby! He doesn't want me to cry! I have to fight the evil Saiya-jins!

EEWW! One of these Saiya-jins is even uglier than Uncle Raditz was! He's really tall and HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY HAIR! He has hair on his face though! This other guy is really short! His hair sticks upon top of his head! They smell funny.

These Saiya-jins know that Piccolo-san killed Raditz! I think those plastic things on their faces tell them stuff! I wonder if they know that Daddy trained with Kaio-sama...

The tall guy just called Piccolo-san a "Namekian". The other guy (the short one) says that Piccolo-san's an ALIEN and that he made the DRAGONBALLS!! I don't think Piccolo-san made the Dragonballs! He would have told me… right?

Those guys are after the Dragonballs! They said that if we don't give the Dragonballs to them, they're gonna beat us up! But we don't have the Dragonballs!

The tall guy is making fun of our chi-power! He says we're weak! WE ARE NOT! Huh? The short one told the tall one, Nappa, to take off his "scouter". The thing on his face? He says we change our Chi-power in battle. How'd he know that? Daddy, where are you?

HNNN?! Those Saiya-jins just called Raditz a WEAKLING! B-b-but he was s- strong! That g-guy almost k-k-killed my Daddy! These two guys must be stronger than Raditz! We're gonna die…

Huh?! What's he doing? The big guy just put some seeds into the ground? Why is he planting flowers? WAIT! THEY'RE NOT FLOWERS! THEY'RE MONSTERS! Six more monsters!!! We're all gonna die… we're all gonna die….

Ah! Look! Tenshinhan and Chaozu! They're here! And Yamcha! They're my Daddy's friends! They're gonna help us fight the aliens! Maybe the can fight the Saiya-jins too!

Tenshinhan is gonna fight the first alien! BE CAREFUL! WOW! Tenshinhan is beatin' that guy up! EEEWW! IT EXPLODED! YUCK! Well, at least Tenshinhan won! YAY TENSHINHAN!

The next alien is stronger! Yamcha's gonna fight this one. Yamcha has to be careful! He's already been wished back to life! If he… if he… d- dies…he can't come back…

Huh!? Where'd they go?! Yamcha and the alien are GONE! Piccolo-san can see them, so can everyone else! I can't. I have to feel for their chi. I guess I'm just not strong enough yet… LOOK! There they are! Yamcha shot it! He killed it! It's in a big hole in the gr- AGH! NO! YAMCHA! THE ALIEN WASN'T DEAD! It…blew up! On..Yam..cha… No… Yamcha? He's d-dead…dead.

K-Kuririn looks mad... He's really angry! What's he doing? WHOA! HIS CHI-POWER IS REALLY BIG! HE'S SHOOTING AT THE ALIENS! HE DID IT! Wow, Kuririn! That was great! He missed one? Whe- AHG! IT'S GONNA EAT ME! Wuh? Piccolo-san! HE BLEW IT UP! THANK YOU, PICCOLO-SAN!!

Ya know what? I think we won! I THINK WE BEAT THEM! WE DID- HUH?!? NO!! THE SAIYA-JINS ARE STILL ALIVE! AFTER THAT ?!? DADDY?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!



Author's Note: Yeah, Goku! Where are you? Uh, yeah… Like it? Hate it? PLEASE REVIEW!