"So. what do we do now?" asked James
"Well we could try going back to Hogwarts with him." Answered Harry
"By touching the cup." Said Lily looking at the cup
"Are you sure?" asked James
"Well the great Maddy and Moody Irish Babe want it like that so that's the way it should be. I swear you are meant to be the clever one, along with Sirius but that's not important at the moment."
"I am, it just so happens that I've been dead for the last 13 years, that could have given me a slight side affect ya know."
"Actually I don't. I've been close to death but never actually dead. Like the time when the basilisk bit me I was dying but then Fawkes started to cry and I came back stuck the tooth into the diary and killed Tom, but you don't want to know about that." Answered Harry looking at his parents who were staring back at him with large eyes.
"We have to take Mouldy Voldie back to Hogwarts so we better go."
"No I want to hear about you first." Said Lily sitting down after stunning Voldemort.
"Well what is the? You died. I lived as the Dursleys servant. I came to Hogwarts found out I was world famous. Met Voldemort in my first year. Met Tom Riddle's memory in second year. I met Sirius in third year and this is what's happened in fourth year, that's about it."
"Yeah right. You're a Potter, you've done more then that."
"It's a good job I didn't inherit you're ego!"
"Well it's good to see you inherited Lily's sarcasm."
"What kind of come back is that? I thought you were the famous James Potter, the world famous prank king Prongs."
"How do you know about that? Filch got the map."
"Well. Fred and George, the troublemakers of our time nicked it off Filch, worked out how to use it. Learnt it off by heart and gave it to me last year as the Dursleys didn't sign my permission form."
"Interesting. Now to Hogwarts and beyond"
"You want to go to Hogsmead?"
"Figure of speech, now back."
"Hello all. I really kicked some Death eaters butt." Said Bertha
"Yeah we all did. When you turned that man into a muffin, it was so funny. Crabbe tried to eat him!"
"Come on we're going to Hogwarts."
They touched the net and felt the familiar navel pulling. They landed and fell down.
"Ha ha, I have you now. Little did you know that I was secretly getting free while you were having that stupid conversation. I beat you, I beat you, I beat you." Voldemort stuck his snake like tongue out.
"Stupefy." Yelled James
"I guess you aren't so stupid after all."
"Who's the crowd?" Shouted someone from the stands
"Bertha Jenkins, an old man, Cedric Diggory, Lily Potter, James Potter, Voldemort and me."
The crown muttered things like they're dead though and then "you know how." They all promptly stood up and ran like a stamped of elephants up to the castle.
"Oh well. I guess fear never dies."
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"Well we could try going back to Hogwarts with him." Answered Harry
"By touching the cup." Said Lily looking at the cup
"Are you sure?" asked James
"Well the great Maddy and Moody Irish Babe want it like that so that's the way it should be. I swear you are meant to be the clever one, along with Sirius but that's not important at the moment."
"I am, it just so happens that I've been dead for the last 13 years, that could have given me a slight side affect ya know."
"Actually I don't. I've been close to death but never actually dead. Like the time when the basilisk bit me I was dying but then Fawkes started to cry and I came back stuck the tooth into the diary and killed Tom, but you don't want to know about that." Answered Harry looking at his parents who were staring back at him with large eyes.
"We have to take Mouldy Voldie back to Hogwarts so we better go."
"No I want to hear about you first." Said Lily sitting down after stunning Voldemort.
"Well what is the? You died. I lived as the Dursleys servant. I came to Hogwarts found out I was world famous. Met Voldemort in my first year. Met Tom Riddle's memory in second year. I met Sirius in third year and this is what's happened in fourth year, that's about it."
"Yeah right. You're a Potter, you've done more then that."
"It's a good job I didn't inherit you're ego!"
"Well it's good to see you inherited Lily's sarcasm."
"What kind of come back is that? I thought you were the famous James Potter, the world famous prank king Prongs."
"How do you know about that? Filch got the map."
"Well. Fred and George, the troublemakers of our time nicked it off Filch, worked out how to use it. Learnt it off by heart and gave it to me last year as the Dursleys didn't sign my permission form."
"Interesting. Now to Hogwarts and beyond"
"You want to go to Hogsmead?"
"Figure of speech, now back."
"Hello all. I really kicked some Death eaters butt." Said Bertha
"Yeah we all did. When you turned that man into a muffin, it was so funny. Crabbe tried to eat him!"
"Come on we're going to Hogwarts."
They touched the net and felt the familiar navel pulling. They landed and fell down.
"Ha ha, I have you now. Little did you know that I was secretly getting free while you were having that stupid conversation. I beat you, I beat you, I beat you." Voldemort stuck his snake like tongue out.
"Stupefy." Yelled James
"I guess you aren't so stupid after all."
"Who's the crowd?" Shouted someone from the stands
"Bertha Jenkins, an old man, Cedric Diggory, Lily Potter, James Potter, Voldemort and me."
The crown muttered things like they're dead though and then "you know how." They all promptly stood up and ran like a stamped of elephants up to the castle.
"Oh well. I guess fear never dies."
R+R as always. We're glad you find it funny.