Yes, Chapter 5 is FINALLY up. I was getting really sick of being told to
write this chapter. *Glares evilly at CassieLH* Well anyway, Chapter 4 had
the closest results yet. They were- A-4, B-7, C-5, and D-3 (as of March 2,
2002) I have decided that from now on I will not go through the bother of
counting half points, for those who can't make up their mind. If you give
me more than one answer, your opinion won't be counted at all. Of course, I
will make an exception for those of you who share one ID. In other words-
ONE ANSWER PER PERSON! Well, enough on that subject. On with the story!
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DISCLAIMER: Do I need to explain this to you again?
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(Dib, Zim, and Gir are in the lab.)
Dib: (Contemplates for a moment then grabs Gir.)
Zim: What do you think you're doing? Put him down this instant!
Dib: He's mine now. (Pulls out the pizza cutter used in Chapter 2) If you move, I'll slice his head open! (AN: Wasn't the pizza cutter convenient?)
Zim: No! He was a gift from the Almighty Tallest! He symbolizes the trust they have in me! I NEED my Gir. All invaders must have a robot! It's tradition! Without him, I am worthless. I will be nothing more than a poor Irken trapped in a foreign world.
Dib: That's exactly what I'm counting on.
Zim: You don't understand!
Dib: You can't make me pity you! You expect me to have mercy on you? I know you are plotting doom. I heard you talking, and I know you have a plan. I won't back down now because I have you right where I want you. There is nothing you can do to stop me, nothing at all!
Zim: You shouldn't be so confident.
Dib: You know I've won. You were intimidated from the beginning. You knew that I was much stronger than you.
Zim: You are not!
Dib: Admit it. You were terrified!
Zim: I was not!
Dib: I don't have time to argue.
Zim: Just give him to me! (Reaches for the robot)
Dib: I warned you not to move! (Aims the pizza cutter at Gir's head)
Gir: (Through tears) I though we were friends!
Zim: (To Gir) You shouldn't have tried to befriend a human in the first place!
Dib: It's too late for that now because I have him! This is the end of your stupid robot!
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What should Dib do now?
Hurry up, and spill some robot brains!
Run off with Gir, you couldn't hurt him.
Aim the pizza cutter at Zim, he's the one who wanted to fight!
Drop the robot and run.
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Hmmmmmmm, I wrote that chapter so quickly that I am just now thinking about what I wrote. I have very mixed feelings about this. I feel so sorry for Gir; it's not like he asked to go destroy Earth. Gir could have had a very nice life on Earth if he wasn't supposed to be conquering it. Oh well, it's not like he even knows what is going on now. I'm pretty sure no one wants to hear anymore from me right now, so hurry up and review. By the way, I also like to hear what you think of my story along with what you think should happen. Remember to check back for Chapter 6.
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As we all know Zim was cancelled, PLEASE sign the petition to get Zim back at gir.n3.net. Tell all your friends to sign also. SAVE ZIM!
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DISCLAIMER: Do I need to explain this to you again?
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(Dib, Zim, and Gir are in the lab.)
Dib: (Contemplates for a moment then grabs Gir.)
Zim: What do you think you're doing? Put him down this instant!
Dib: He's mine now. (Pulls out the pizza cutter used in Chapter 2) If you move, I'll slice his head open! (AN: Wasn't the pizza cutter convenient?)
Zim: No! He was a gift from the Almighty Tallest! He symbolizes the trust they have in me! I NEED my Gir. All invaders must have a robot! It's tradition! Without him, I am worthless. I will be nothing more than a poor Irken trapped in a foreign world.
Dib: That's exactly what I'm counting on.
Zim: You don't understand!
Dib: You can't make me pity you! You expect me to have mercy on you? I know you are plotting doom. I heard you talking, and I know you have a plan. I won't back down now because I have you right where I want you. There is nothing you can do to stop me, nothing at all!
Zim: You shouldn't be so confident.
Dib: You know I've won. You were intimidated from the beginning. You knew that I was much stronger than you.
Zim: You are not!
Dib: Admit it. You were terrified!
Zim: I was not!
Dib: I don't have time to argue.
Zim: Just give him to me! (Reaches for the robot)
Dib: I warned you not to move! (Aims the pizza cutter at Gir's head)
Gir: (Through tears) I though we were friends!
Zim: (To Gir) You shouldn't have tried to befriend a human in the first place!
Dib: It's too late for that now because I have him! This is the end of your stupid robot!
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What should Dib do now?
Hurry up, and spill some robot brains!
Run off with Gir, you couldn't hurt him.
Aim the pizza cutter at Zim, he's the one who wanted to fight!
Drop the robot and run.
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Hmmmmmmm, I wrote that chapter so quickly that I am just now thinking about what I wrote. I have very mixed feelings about this. I feel so sorry for Gir; it's not like he asked to go destroy Earth. Gir could have had a very nice life on Earth if he wasn't supposed to be conquering it. Oh well, it's not like he even knows what is going on now. I'm pretty sure no one wants to hear anymore from me right now, so hurry up and review. By the way, I also like to hear what you think of my story along with what you think should happen. Remember to check back for Chapter 6.
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As we all know Zim was cancelled, PLEASE sign the petition to get Zim back at gir.n3.net. Tell all your friends to sign also. SAVE ZIM!