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Chapter five

Harry and Hermione slowly dipped down over the lake. Hermione made faint ripples over the surface.

Harry: I can show you the world

Shining, shimmering, splendid

tell me, princess, now when did

you last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes

Take you wonder by wonder 

Over, sideways and under

On a magic carpet ride

Hermione: A whole new world

A new fantastic point of view

No one to tell us no

Or where to go

Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world

A dazzling place I never knew

But when I'm way up here

It's crystal clear

That now I'm in a whole new world with you 

Harry: Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Hermione: Unbelievable sights

Indescribable feeling

Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling

Through an endless diamond sky

Harry: A whole new world

Don't you dare close your eyes

A hundred thousand things to see

Hold your breath - it gets better

I'm like a shooting star

I've come so far

I can't go back to where I used to be

Hermione: A whole new world

Every turn a surprise

With new horizons to pursue

Every moment red-letter

I'll chase them anywhere

There's time to spare

Let me share this whole new world with you

Both: A whole new world

That's where we'll be

A thrilling chase

A wondrous place

For you and me

Just then Snape came down the stairs onto the Hogwarts ground walking towards a stone by the lake deep in thought unaware of the people around him.

Snape :I feel pretty, oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright, and I pity any man who isn't me tonight. I feel charming, oh, so charming -It's alarming how charming I feel, and so pretty that I hardly can believe I'm real. See the pretty man in that mirror there: Who can that attractive man be? Such a pretty face, such pretty robes, such a pretty smile. Such a pretty me! I feel stunning and entrancing. Feel like running and dancing for joy. For I'm loved by a pretty wonderful boy!

Minerva: Have you met my good friend Severus? The craziest man on the block? You'll know him the minute you see him, he's the one who is in an advanced state of shock. He thinks he's in love, he thinks he's in Spain, he isn't in love, and he's merely insane! It must be the heat, or some rare disease or too much to eat or maybe it's fleas Keep away from him. Send for Chino! This is not the Severus we know Modest and pure. Polite and refined. Well-bred and mature and out of her mind!

Severus: I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty! That the city should give me its key a committee should be organized to honour me!

Minerva: La, la, la, la...

Snape: I feel dizzy, I feel sunny, I feel dizzy and funny and fine and so pretty, Mister America can just resign!

Minerva: La, la, la, la...

Snape: See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

Minerva: What mirror, where?

Snape: Who can that attractive girl be?

Minerva: Which? What? Where? Whom? Such a pretty face, such pretty dress, such a pretty smile. Such a pretty me!

Snape: Whom-mmm? Such a pretty me!

Both :I feel stunning and entrancing. Feel like running and dancing for joy. For I'm loved by a pretty wonderful boy!

Minerva looked around confused "Why am I here? Last thing I remember was being in bed with ******* lying next to me!"

Just then a blond with wavy hair came running down towards the lake. "Severus will you ever forgive me?"

"Lockhart!" exclaimed Hermione snapping her mouth away from Harry but then deciding she preferred Harry.

"What do you want Gilderoy? I though I made my self clear in my chambers, what you did I cannot forgive."

"I don't think I could help blasting myself with a pregnancy charm!"

"But now you're pregnant!"

"But it is your child."

"You are a man in case you had forgotten you are not built to have babies."

"I know that- wait. It's not physically possible for me. Wait Accio book of spells." A book came souring through the air. "P. P. here it is pregnancy charm. used to making an heir possible never fails, cannot be used on men! See we are fine."

"I am sorry for doubting you!"

Severus: Tale as old as time

True as it can be

Barely even friends

Than somebody bends

Unexpectedly

Both: Just a little change

Small, to say the least

Both a little scared

Neither one prepared

Beauty and the Beast

Gilderoy: Ever just the same

Ever a surprise

Ever as before

Ever just as sure

As the sun will arise

Severus: Tale as old as time

Tune as old as song

Lockhart: Bittersweet and strange

Finding you can change

Both: Learning you were wrong

Both: Certain as the sun

Rising in the east

Tale as old as time

Song as old as rhyme

Beauty and the beast.

Suddenly Gilderoy got down on one knee. "Severus would you do me the greatest honour of being my husband."

"I will. Now can we go back up and finish what we started with out the pregnancy charm?"

"It would be my pleasure." They then skipped up towards Hogwarts hand in hand.

He is now to be among you at the calling of your hearts.

Rest assured this troubadour is acting on His part.

The union of your spirits here has caused Him to remain,

for whenever two or more of you are gathered in His name,

There is love. There is love.

Oh, a man shall leave his mother, and another man leave his home.

They will travel on to where the two will be as one.

As it was in this relationships beginning, is now until the end,

man draws his life from man

and gives it back again and there is love.

Oh, there's love.

Well then what's to be the reason for becoming man and husband?

Is it love that brings you here or love that brings you life?

For loving is the answer then who's the giving for?

Do you believe in something that you've never seen before?

Oh, there's love. There is love.

He is now to be among you at the calling of your hearts.

Rest assured this troubadour is acting on His part.

The union of your spirits here has caused Him to remain

for whenever two or more of you are gathered in His name

there is love. Oh, there is love.