A lava lamp from Julia. "Thanks! Hey wait a minute, who're you???" Hermione asked the girl sitting on the chair. "Hi! I'm Julia. I'm the one writing this story in my room on my computer!" The girl answered. "You wrote this story? You mean you're stealing us from our master, J.K. Rowling?" Harry blinked. "No of course not. I'll say the disclaimer." With that Julia sat up and recited her disclaimer, a very bad one though, as she (ME) didn't know how a disclaimer fully works (I really don't!!) "The Characters do not belong to me. They belong to J.K. Rowling, and she wrote the book. I'm just writing this fan fiction for the hell of it and because I had nothing else to do. Harry Potter is a Trademark of yadda yadda yadda. Open the rest of the presents!"

(For those of you who are getting bored and tired of it, its almost done (I think) and If you can read the whole thing, I will be very happy!!! And I think it'll be easy cuz in case you're really stupid THESE CHAPTERS ARE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SHORT!!!!!!

Ginny whispered to Julia, "Why is she receiving all these dumb gifts?" "Dumb? DUMB?! HOW DARE YOU CALL THEM DUMB! THEY ARE WORKS OF MY IMAGINATION!!!!! And I thought Ron told you to go away, stupid Ginny! You weren't invited to Hermione's birthday Party! No one invited you!"

Ok sorry, on with the story.