"No one!" Julia announced.
Silence.
More Silence.
Dead Silence.
Too much silence!!!!
"Liar!" Hermione accused, "So no one gave me these flowers and candies?!
That's impossible! SOMEONE has to have gave me this!!!"
"Well No one gave it to you. No one is so fickle. He's too shy to even sign
his name, aren't you, NO ONE?"
Julia rolled her eyes to the CAPITALIZED NO ONE, who was sitting on the
floor away from everyone else, blushing like a rose.
Well, a PINK rose. Not the blood red roses that Hermione had.
"This is No one!" Julia pointed to the person with the nickname 'No one'.
Silence.
More Silence.
Sheesh I don't even know why I'm putting all the silence in here.
"Well, DUH!" Ron broke the silence, "He's liked Hermione since we first
came to Hogwarts!"
"Really? I always thought of him as just a friend!" Hermione said.
"Oh yeah, I always learned to read the card first before you open the
present. Read it please." Julia politely asked.
Hermione did. It said.
Hermione, I love you. Your hair is frizzy like a bolt of lightning has just struck you. But the lightning was probably due to your brilliant skill in magic that just screwed up on you because you were too smart. You're smart. I'm clumsy. Please teach me things! I need to know them! I even have to know how to make out!
And I think you'd be a great teacher. From your lover, Neville
"What the hell, NEVILLE!!!!!" Hermione shrieked at No one, who now is Neville. "That's and AWFUL thing to say!!! You want to date me just to use me as a teacher!" "It's not my fault!" Neville screamed back, "It's Julia's! We were in this together!" "Whoa, hey," Julia held up her hands, "MY FAULT?! That's exactly how you told me to write it. You found it quite clever, even though I recommended a Shakespeare poem recited by Lost Dove, but noooooooo!" "But." "Though I do admire the flowers and candy! But.Hey wait a minute! You owe me all that money I paid for it! Cuz you 'forgot' yours!" "Oh well, I'll just say the flowers and candy's from Somebody Else." Hermione started eating some of the candy. "Yep. Good ol' Somebody Else! Who can it be this time?" Julia began to think (STORY IDEA!!!! ^_^) "Well, except for NO ONE." Hermione glared at 'No one' (hey I like that name better than Neville!) "Thank you for all your gifts. They are very good. But Interesting.Anyways, I don't know if I can thank you enough.wait yeah I can! I'll help you all with your homework for a week!" "YAY!!!!!" The Gryffindor house cheered. "Yes! I finally get help!" Neville cheered. "Hey, she said it was for everyone except for No one!" Julia glared at Neville. "I'm not No one!" "Are too! That's your other name dumbass!" "Oh."
Hermione, I love you. Your hair is frizzy like a bolt of lightning has just struck you. But the lightning was probably due to your brilliant skill in magic that just screwed up on you because you were too smart. You're smart. I'm clumsy. Please teach me things! I need to know them! I even have to know how to make out!
And I think you'd be a great teacher. From your lover, Neville
"What the hell, NEVILLE!!!!!" Hermione shrieked at No one, who now is Neville. "That's and AWFUL thing to say!!! You want to date me just to use me as a teacher!" "It's not my fault!" Neville screamed back, "It's Julia's! We were in this together!" "Whoa, hey," Julia held up her hands, "MY FAULT?! That's exactly how you told me to write it. You found it quite clever, even though I recommended a Shakespeare poem recited by Lost Dove, but noooooooo!" "But." "Though I do admire the flowers and candy! But.Hey wait a minute! You owe me all that money I paid for it! Cuz you 'forgot' yours!" "Oh well, I'll just say the flowers and candy's from Somebody Else." Hermione started eating some of the candy. "Yep. Good ol' Somebody Else! Who can it be this time?" Julia began to think (STORY IDEA!!!! ^_^) "Well, except for NO ONE." Hermione glared at 'No one' (hey I like that name better than Neville!) "Thank you for all your gifts. They are very good. But Interesting.Anyways, I don't know if I can thank you enough.wait yeah I can! I'll help you all with your homework for a week!" "YAY!!!!!" The Gryffindor house cheered. "Yes! I finally get help!" Neville cheered. "Hey, she said it was for everyone except for No one!" Julia glared at Neville. "I'm not No one!" "Are too! That's your other name dumbass!" "Oh."