The Day Squall Went Crazy

Written By Steel Scizor

Disclaimer: I don't own...any game...*sob*

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Chapter1

One day, Squall wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

Squall: I have the uge to kill!

Squall quickly runs out of his dorm in his underpants and runs into Cid's room.

Squall: DIE! FAT MAN!!! *stabs Headmaster Cid with his gunblade*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cid: *dies*

Squall: Must get dress then kill more!!!!!!!!

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Selphie soon wakes up and notices her room-mate is gone.

Selphie: Squall! Where the hell are ya?

Selphie quickly gets changed and looks out the dorm door. She sees Squall

coming down the hallway in his underwear.

Selphie: EEK!!!!!!!!!!*faints*

Squall: You can die later, girl, but right now me must change out of me underwear!

Zell: *walks in the room* ...*faint*

Squall: What your pooblem?( "pooblem" means problem)

Squall walks out of the dorm and down the hallway once more.

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Quistis drops her spoon at the sight of Squall.

Quistis: Squall, what's the matter?

Squall: Your mouth, tuts.

Quistis: Squall, I don't a..

Squall: SHUD UP!

Quistis: ......

Irvine: Hey,man. You shouldn't insult Quis........

Squall: YOU SHUD UP,TOO!

Squall walks over to Rinoa.

Squall: You will be me queen when me take of the world! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Rinoa: *smacks Squall* Squall, be serious. You won't take over the world.

Squall: You are right. First I must take over the SeeD Gardens!

Rinoa: SQUALL!

Squall: Be quiet!

Squall takes Rinoa away.

Irvine: We are SO doomed.

Quistis: Why?

Irvine: Noone matches Squall in battle. Well, noone alive, that is.

Quistis: Not if I can help it.

Irvine: What do you mean?

Quistis: There IS someone.

Irvine: Who?

Quistis: You shall soon very well see.....

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