*Nobody'sPOV*
"Anyone up for some lunch?" Charlie asked. Everybody agreed. As they were walking into the cafeteria, a few Varsity players walked by.

"Well, what kind of lunch do we have today?" Cole asked. He grabbed Kenny's lunch. He started to open the bag, when suddenly his pants fell down. Cole, a true idiot, was oblivious.

"Isn't it a bit drafty?" Connie asked. "Hey Cole!" somebody from the other end of the cafeteria yelled. "Nice boxers! Do you always hearts?" "Huh? What?" he looked down.

Shea's POV*
"Who the hell did this?!" I did." I said. "Who the hell are you?" he yelled.

"You look a little red. Are you embarressed? Didn't want the whole school to know you wear heart boxers?" I asked. He glared at me. I suggest you give this person their lunch back. Unless, you want to go dickless the rest of your life!"

He immediately handed him the lunch back. "Come on guys. Nothing to do here."

"Dude! That was awesome!" Fulton said. "Devil? What the hell are you doing here?" Portman asked.

I could see everybody's puzzeled looks.

"Let's just say 'Devil' is a well earned nickname." I smiled. "I'm Shea Portman. You can call me Shea. Only this lughead and my two best friends call me 'Devil'."

"Hey you!" somebody yelled. "Uh-oh. Looks like you got trouble. I'm Connie." "Hi. What?" The last comment was yelled at the idiot that yelled at me.

"That's Riley." Connie said.

"I'm gonna teach you some manners. Nobody treats Varsity like that." Riley yelled. "Well, I guess I'm nobody. And you've got a couple things to learn about me." I said.

He started towards me. "Looks like I'm gonna be getting some exercise today afterall. Connie, could you hold onto my shoes?" "Sure." she said.

"Hey dumbass! I'll let you each me some manners. Provided you can catch me!"

*Nobody's POV*
"Wait a minute! You're wearing a skirt!" Fulton yelled.

"Don't worry. If I know her like I think I do, she's wearing a pair of shorts underneath her skirt." Portman said.

*Shea's POV*
"Well, I guess I made a great first Impression." I muttered. "When I catch you, I'm gonna hang you from the flagpole!" Riley yelled.

"What's all this yelling about?" Dean Buckley walked out. "Hi Dean,. bye Dean." I yelled.

"Rick Riley! you stop running after this poor defenseless girl this instant." Dean Buckley yelled.

"DEFENSELESS?!?!?! She is *not* defenseless. She pulled Cole's pants down during lunch. The way I see it, she's *far* from being defenseless!" he yelled back.

"I did no such thing!" I said, pretend tears pouring down my face. "You shouldn't blame other people for your actions. Even if they *are* nasty! I came here because I thought it would be a fun academic expeirence for me. Not to get chased down by a boy twice my size and then get blamed for something I didn't even do."

*Nobody's POV*
"Detention Riley. And don't go blaming young girls for the things you do." Dean Buckley said.

"You're gonna pay for this." Riley hissed when the Dean was out of earshot.

"You lay one finger on that child, and you'll be answering to me." Portman said. "And me." Fulton said. "Me too." Charlie, Adam, Luis, Guy and Russell agreed.

"Bye bye Riley." I waved. "It was nice knowing you....NOT!" Connie added.