1 IF I ONLY HAD A HEART

SUNG BY: LANCE

LANCE: WHEN A MAN'S BOSS BENDS METAL,

HE SHOULD BE ALBE TO SETTLE,

AND YET I'M ALWAYS LATE,

I KNOW THAT I'M PRESUMIN,

2 I'M DEFINITELY NOT-A-HUMAN!

(SIGHING) IF I ONLY HAD A DATE,

I'D BE TENDER - I'D BE GENTLE,

AND AWFUL SENTIMANTAL,

REGARDING KIT AND ME

I'D BE FRIENDS WITH THE X: GEEKS,

I WON'T CALL THEM X: FREAKS,

IF I ONLY HAD A DATE.

PICTURE ME- A BALCONY

ABOVE KITTY'S VOICE SINGS LOW

TABBY (IMPERSONATING KITTY): WHEREFORE ART THOU, ROMEO

LANCE (GLARING AT TABBY) I HEAR A BEAT….

HOW SWEET!

JUST TO REGISTER EMOTION,

JEALOUSY – DEVOTION,

AND REALLY NOT FEEL HATE,

I COULD STAY YOUNG AND HAPPY,

ANG GET ALONG WITH TABBY,

IF I ONLY HAD A DATE

(NOW THEY SING THE OFF TO SEE THE PROFESSOR SONG THEN TOAD JUMPS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD PRETENDING TO BE THE LION)