Cole chased me the way to the stables and back to the lunch room and to the dorms, then to the hockey rink. Where everybody else was.

Cole looked like he was about to die right then and there.

"Have a nice run, Cole?" Charlie asked. "How'd the cockroaches taste?" Fulton asked.

"Oooooo! The Cole-meister! Got beat by a girl!" Averman said. "SHUT UP AVERMAN!" we all cried.

"This is going to be a very interesting year." Guy said.

~That night~

"You got the glue, Goldberg?" I whispered. "Yeah." he answered. "What about you guys? You got enough glue?" I asked. They all nodded.

I had devised the perfect plan to really annoy the Varsity.

Sure, they had given Cole horse turds for lunch, and put Brazilian fire ants in their dorms, But I think this'll really get them back for everything they had done to these guys.

"OK. Fulton, Portman, Luis, Julie, Kenny, Charlie, and Russ, you guys take this side, Connie, Guy, Goldberg, Averman, Adam, Charlie and I will take this side. Remember to glue both the door and the door frame." I whispered.

"Go!" Portman said.

It took us a full 45 minutes to do every single door. But I still had fun.

~The Next Morning~

I woke up to people yelling, fire truck sirens, and a bunch of screaming girls.

"Hey Julie! Looks like our trick worked." I said. My answer was a pillow in the face.

"Rise and shine ladies! Let's go see what damage we've caused so far." Adam and Charlie pounded on the door.

"Go away! It's still 6:00 in the morning. I want to sleep!" Connie yelled.

"Get up Sleeping Beauties, or I'll throw water on you. Freezing cold water." I said. They were up in a flash.

Amazing how one little threat can work.

We went to see what everybody was yelling and screaming about. (Not like we didn't already know.)

There were about 10 firemen pounding away at the doors to et them open so the guys could get out.

"Well, that worked like a charm." Adam said. "That was fun. We should do it again some time." Fulton said.

"Not before I turn 40." I said. "What?" Averman said.

"Never mind. You wouldn't understand. My brother might." I said.

"Devil really is a well earned nickname for you." Adam said.

"That was fun, yeah. But not nearly as fun as the time I glued every item in my brother's room to the ceiling, well, almost every item. Then glued his drawers shut, his closet shut, and his bedroom door shut. Not that was fun."

"It was not fun. I spent 5 hours getting everything off my ceiling. Then it took me another 3 hours to get my closet door open. Only to find out, there was honey all over my clothes. Then it took me another 4 hours to get my drawers unglued. All the clothes in there were covered in glue, too. I took the firemen 2 hours to get my door open. They couldn't chop it up with an axe, 'cause our landlord said if we did, we'd have to pay for another one and pay him also." Portman said.

Everybody else was either trying to control their laughter or laughing like hyenas.

Even Portman had to laugh about it.