1 IF I ONLY HAD THE NERVE
SUNG BY: TOAD
YEH, ITS SAD BELIEVE ME, KITTY
WHEN YOURE SUCH A PITY,
WITH THE VIN AND VERVE,
BUT I COULD USE MY POWERS,
BE THE TOAD, NOT A MOU-ESS,
IF I ONLY HAD THE NERVE,
I'M AFRAID THERE IS NO DENYIN,
I'M ALWAYS A LYIN'
THIS FATE I DON'T DESERVE,
I'D BRAVE ANY BLIZZARD
LANCE. YOU'D DUAL WITH A LIZARD
PIETRO: YOU'D BE AS CLEVER AS A GIZZARD
KITTY: IF THE PROFESSOR IS A PROFESSOR, WHO WILL SERVE.
PIETRO: THEN I'M SURE TO GET
A NAME
LANCE: A DATE
KITTY: A HOME
TOAD: THE NERVE
(THEY ALL BEGIN TO SING THE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD SONG AGAIN AND SKIP OFF STAGE, LANCE IS STILL GLARING AT TABBY)
TABBY(ACTING ALL SORRY): SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST.
(FRED, KURT, AND EVAN ARE SEEN TRYING TO HOLD IN LAUGHS, AND NOT DOIN A VERY GOOD JOB OF IT)
KITTY: AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT
EVAN: US, NOTHIN, JUST A JOKE FRED WAS TELLING US (WISPERS TO KURT) GET US OUTTA HERE. (LOOKS AT KITTY) BYE! BAMF
2 KITTY: WHATEVER!
SUNG BY: TOAD
YEH, ITS SAD BELIEVE ME, KITTY
WHEN YOURE SUCH A PITY,
WITH THE VIN AND VERVE,
BUT I COULD USE MY POWERS,
BE THE TOAD, NOT A MOU-ESS,
IF I ONLY HAD THE NERVE,
I'M AFRAID THERE IS NO DENYIN,
I'M ALWAYS A LYIN'
THIS FATE I DON'T DESERVE,
I'D BRAVE ANY BLIZZARD
LANCE. YOU'D DUAL WITH A LIZARD
PIETRO: YOU'D BE AS CLEVER AS A GIZZARD
KITTY: IF THE PROFESSOR IS A PROFESSOR, WHO WILL SERVE.
PIETRO: THEN I'M SURE TO GET
A NAME
LANCE: A DATE
KITTY: A HOME
TOAD: THE NERVE
(THEY ALL BEGIN TO SING THE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD SONG AGAIN AND SKIP OFF STAGE, LANCE IS STILL GLARING AT TABBY)
TABBY(ACTING ALL SORRY): SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST.
(FRED, KURT, AND EVAN ARE SEEN TRYING TO HOLD IN LAUGHS, AND NOT DOIN A VERY GOOD JOB OF IT)
KITTY: AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT
EVAN: US, NOTHIN, JUST A JOKE FRED WAS TELLING US (WISPERS TO KURT) GET US OUTTA HERE. (LOOKS AT KITTY) BYE! BAMF
2 KITTY: WHATEVER!
