To: numero_undevil@hotmal.com
From: 2hot4u@hotmail.com
Subject: Re:Ideas
Hey chica! How about putting itching powder in their beds. But don't forget to short-sheet them also! Or dismantle their showers so whipped cream comes out of the head instead of water. I'm sure with your brother there, you can do that. G2G!
Love and all,
Sammie
P.S. My parents are getting a divorce.
Poor Sammie! But then again, her parents have been fighting for two years this June. We all agreed it was for Jacob's sake that her parents stayed together this long.
"Hey guys." I said cheerfully.
"Oh, shut up." Portman said.
"Be nice to your sister." Dwayne said. He wasn't feeling good when we did the super glue thing, so he slept.
"Thank you." I sat down. "Sammie gave me an idea."
"What?" Julie asked.
"Anyone around here know how to short sheet a bed?" Julie, Fulton, Guy, Portman, Goldberg and Adam raised their hands.
"Does anyone have itching powder?" They shook their heads. "Quite alright. I have enough."
~That Night~
"How much itching powder did you bring?" Charlie asked.
"About 10 bottles. That's my whole stock, though." I replied.
"Everybody done?"
"Yup."
"Ok. Go to where ever you're supposed to be at 7:30 at night." I said. "Say Charlie, when's our next game?"
"Tomorrow." he replied.
"Who are we playing?" Goldberg asked.
"Owls." Charlie said.
To avoid any confusement, the Owls are a high school team in Hancock, Minnesota. J