Pokemon Satire
By the Insane One
Narrator: Our heroes Ash Ketchup err…Ketchum, Misty, and Broccoli *ahem*, BROCK were taking a break after a long walk. Then, all of a sudden, a Slowpoke crawls into the scene.
Ash: Hey…what's that? *points at the pinkish blob (slowpoke)* *takes out pokedex*
Pokedex: Lunch Break…come back in 15 minutes.
Ash: *sweatdrop*
Brock: I thought you were a Pokemon trainer.
Ash: I AM!!!
Brock: and you can't even tell what pokemon that pinkish blob is.
Ash: Then why don't YOU tell me what it is?
Brock: well, um…errr it's a…
Ash: And I thought you were a Pokemon breeder.
Misty: It's a slowpoke you dolts.
Ash: OH WOW!!!! I'VE GOT TO HAVE ONE!!!!
Misty: *sweat drop* (what an idiot)
Brock: *shaking head* (what a sad little boy)
Ash: Pikachu! Go!!! Zap him up!!!
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu!!!! (I'm not done with my happy meal yet!!!)
Ash: huh? Pikachu? What's wrong? C'mon, get up and get daddy a new little friend.
Pikachu: Pika… (screw you)
Misty: Hmph, I'll handle this one!
Brock: Oh lord…*turns around and buries head in the ground*
Misty: *pounds Brock on the head*
Misty: Go Staryu!!! Watergun attack!!!
*squirt*
*MISS*
choir: You are an idiot! HAHAHAHA!!!
Misty: No!!! How can I miss??? This is IMPOSSIBLE!!! AHHHH!!!!
Narrator: Misty experiences a mental breakdown and is sent to the mental ward by a group of chivalrous Chanseys that magically appeared to her rescue.
Ash: Ah well, good riddance. Now…That slowpoke will be MINE!!!
Ash: CHARIZARD!!!! FLAME THROWER!!!!
Charizard: *FWOOOOOSH*
Ash: *crisp* You… *beep* *beeping* *beep*
Narrator: err…this program is supposed to be rated PG.
Ash: *beep* *ahem* Charizard go attack that slowpoke.
Charizard: CHAR!!! (isn't that supposed to be you?)
Narrator: unfortunately, The big orange beast tripped over Brock who still had his head buried in the ground.
Ash: ARRRGH!!! Brock!!! You…
Narrator: Remember, kids are watching this.
Ash: that's it….
*fumbles through magic bag of stuff*
*takes out a sledge hammer*
Narrator: Oh lord…
Ash: YOU FRICKIN' PINK BLOB!!! I WILL GET YOU!!! I WILL MAKE YOU MY SLAVE!!!
Slowpoke: "OKAY!!! OKAY!!! I GIVE UP!!!"
Narrator: too late…
Choir: OOOOO…Ash is a bad bad man!!! A very bad bad man!!! He deserves to be LOCKED AWAY FOREVER!!!
Narrator: shut up, you weirdos get on my nerves.
Choir: *sings to the Ol' McDonald's song* The Narrator is a moron, a very stupid moron! That says "Eeyai Eeyai Yooo!!!"
Narrator: *grabs Ash's sledge hammer and chases after the choir*
Brock: *takes head out of the dirt* huh what happened?
Ash: *sniff* what have I done!!!???
Brock: Yay!!! Does that mean we'll be having sushi for dinner tonight? *points at the sliced pink blob*
The End
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, nor do I want to. I just found this to be…fun *evil grin*
By the Insane One
Narrator: Our heroes Ash Ketchup err…Ketchum, Misty, and Broccoli *ahem*, BROCK were taking a break after a long walk. Then, all of a sudden, a Slowpoke crawls into the scene.
Ash: Hey…what's that? *points at the pinkish blob (slowpoke)* *takes out pokedex*
Pokedex: Lunch Break…come back in 15 minutes.
Ash: *sweatdrop*
Brock: I thought you were a Pokemon trainer.
Ash: I AM!!!
Brock: and you can't even tell what pokemon that pinkish blob is.
Ash: Then why don't YOU tell me what it is?
Brock: well, um…errr it's a…
Ash: And I thought you were a Pokemon breeder.
Misty: It's a slowpoke you dolts.
Ash: OH WOW!!!! I'VE GOT TO HAVE ONE!!!!
Misty: *sweat drop* (what an idiot)
Brock: *shaking head* (what a sad little boy)
Ash: Pikachu! Go!!! Zap him up!!!
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu!!!! (I'm not done with my happy meal yet!!!)
Ash: huh? Pikachu? What's wrong? C'mon, get up and get daddy a new little friend.
Pikachu: Pika… (screw you)
Misty: Hmph, I'll handle this one!
Brock: Oh lord…*turns around and buries head in the ground*
Misty: *pounds Brock on the head*
Misty: Go Staryu!!! Watergun attack!!!
*squirt*
*MISS*
choir: You are an idiot! HAHAHAHA!!!
Misty: No!!! How can I miss??? This is IMPOSSIBLE!!! AHHHH!!!!
Narrator: Misty experiences a mental breakdown and is sent to the mental ward by a group of chivalrous Chanseys that magically appeared to her rescue.
Ash: Ah well, good riddance. Now…That slowpoke will be MINE!!!
Ash: CHARIZARD!!!! FLAME THROWER!!!!
Charizard: *FWOOOOOSH*
Ash: *crisp* You… *beep* *beeping* *beep*
Narrator: err…this program is supposed to be rated PG.
Ash: *beep* *ahem* Charizard go attack that slowpoke.
Charizard: CHAR!!! (isn't that supposed to be you?)
Narrator: unfortunately, The big orange beast tripped over Brock who still had his head buried in the ground.
Ash: ARRRGH!!! Brock!!! You…
Narrator: Remember, kids are watching this.
Ash: that's it….
*fumbles through magic bag of stuff*
*takes out a sledge hammer*
Narrator: Oh lord…
Ash: YOU FRICKIN' PINK BLOB!!! I WILL GET YOU!!! I WILL MAKE YOU MY SLAVE!!!
Slowpoke: "OKAY!!! OKAY!!! I GIVE UP!!!"
Narrator: too late…
Choir: OOOOO…Ash is a bad bad man!!! A very bad bad man!!! He deserves to be LOCKED AWAY FOREVER!!!
Narrator: shut up, you weirdos get on my nerves.
Choir: *sings to the Ol' McDonald's song* The Narrator is a moron, a very stupid moron! That says "Eeyai Eeyai Yooo!!!"
Narrator: *grabs Ash's sledge hammer and chases after the choir*
Brock: *takes head out of the dirt* huh what happened?
Ash: *sniff* what have I done!!!???
Brock: Yay!!! Does that mean we'll be having sushi for dinner tonight? *points at the sliced pink blob*
The End
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, nor do I want to. I just found this to be…fun *evil grin*