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Chapter 3:
Old School Tribe/Day 4
Han: I hate islands…
Leia: Shut up!
Han: you know what? Make me!
Leia: maybe I should…. I mean no one else on this island is really doing good at the moment. Chewie is shaving his fur off for some unknown reason. Luke and Vader are trying to fish but now it looks like they are trying to drown each other. Its really hard to see who's winning. Boba Fett has taken 3PO's legs and is using them for what looks to be crude drumsticks on a rock, and the palpatine is still sick after his little shoot- fish- with- lightning- while- standing- in- the- water trick.
Han: were you expecting something better?
Leia: touché…
Han turns to look at Chewbacca who is still shaving his fur…
Han: what the heck are you doing?
Chewie: grrrrr…. Roar…..spit.
Han: watch it their psycho!
New School Tribe/Day 4
Anakin: hey I told you not to eat those mushrooms…
Yoda: uhhhh….. sick have I become….
Anakin: you brought it all on yourself…
Yoda: shut up skywalker…. I really do hate you
Anakin: yeah that really bothers me…
Yoda levitates a rock and slams him in the head with it. It knocks anakin unconscious.
Mace: chosen one (snicker)
Day 5/ Reward challenge
Jeff greets both tribes as they arrive
Jeff: well I guess that the last reward was a little less than appealing…
Everyone: yeah I wonder why you would think that
Jeff: today's reward is something a little better…. An atom bomb!!!!
Everyone: really?
Jeff: no. It's actually just some chips and salsa.
Anakin: whatever… anything to change the taste of that garbage that we have to force down our throats every night.
Jeff: the challenge is called sea urchin dodgeball. Okay, both tribes will line up on either side of the line and chuck urchins with a mild paralysis venom inside at each other. Ready? Lets start.
Both sides line up and get ready to start.
Jeff: Survivors ready? Go!
Both teams start throwing urchins at each other. Anakin picks up eight with the force and tosses them at Han who takes them all to the face. Padme tosses it at 3PO who can't move because of his lack of legs. Darth Vader and the Emperor pick up an amazing 84 and hurl them at Obi-wan, and Qui-gon who dodge greatly until obi wan takes one to the chest. Boba fett hurls 3 at anakin who yanks out his lightsaber and slices them all away before blasting him with force lightning. R2 uses a crude catapult to launch them at an unsuspecting papatine, who goes down with a cry. Chewie picks up an armful and buries yoda with them. Vader tosses one at anakin who bats it with a stick at luke who takes it to the back.
Anakin: take that son!
Leia slam dunks one on R2 and he collapses. Mace has constructed a crude blowgun and shoots Chewie with 47 darts in rapid firing succession. Vader carefully aims his shot at anakin and just as he releases the most incredible toss in the game… Leia pops up and is hit in the back of the head. Mace, qui gon, anakin, and padme all pick up 3 and toss them at vader who cannot dodge all because of the overwhelming amounts. The game is over and the New School Tribe wins…
Jeff: well… that was interesting.
New School Tribe camp:
Yoda: I hate wookies.
Anakin: I like chips and salsa. Mmmmmmm
Padme: let me have some!
All of them laugh as the night rolls in and they drift to sleep.
Old School Tribe/Day 6
Vader: well that was a fine day for my screw up son…
Luke: oh… here it comes.
Vader: he is always like this… I remember the time…… wait I don't remember what I was talking about.
Luke: moron…
Day 6/ immunity challenge:
Jeff addresses the tribes.
Jeff: today's challenge will be a test of the mind. It will test you knowledge of your teammates.
Yoda: great…
Jeff: Ok we have randomly chosen pairs from each team. First up from the New School Tribe is Yoda and Padme. And from the Old School Tribe comes Vader and Chewie. The question is… What is the teammate' favorite brand of deoderant?
Vader: I can't tell you. The wookie smells like a stone with animal feces on it.
Chewie: howl……
Jeff: no that's wrong. Chewie favors old spice.
Vader: whatever
Padme: yoda likes speed stick.
Yoda: I actually use a mixture of mud and swamp paste.
Padme: sick little…..
Jeff: no points for either side. The next pairs are leia and 3PO and anakin and and R2. The question is: What is the…. Aww who cares….. anakin gets the point.
Leia: WHAT!
Jeff: shh
Leia But…
Jeff: shh
Leia: Bu..
Jeff: shh
Leia: B..
Jeff: shut up… nobody cares….
Leia: I do!
Jeff: and you are a nobody…. Ouch! Walked right into that one didn't we?
Leia: I hate him.
Jeff: I decide that the Old School tribe must go to tribal council because Leia argued.
Old School Tribe: ya whatever.
Day 6/ tribal council:
All of them are around a fire.
Jeff: ya ok the torch represents life and if I put the cup thingy over it, it means your out of here. OK? Lets do this voting so I can go to bed.
Voting process goes on until all have voted…
Jeff: ok here they are.
Leia
Leia
Han
Vader
Vader
Vader
Chewie
Tim the enchanter and peter pann and pancakes and….. ok that's enough. Vader your gone…
Vader: I was so close to the end and I don't hold any grudges (sniffle, sniffle)
Jeff: ok that's enough. Take care now, bye bye then.
Jeff: well that was boring, get out of here before I release the dogs with bees in their mouths so that when they bark bees fly out.
To be continued…..
Please review!!!! I appreciate the ones I've received……
Chapter 3:
Old School Tribe/Day 4
Han: I hate islands…
Leia: Shut up!
Han: you know what? Make me!
Leia: maybe I should…. I mean no one else on this island is really doing good at the moment. Chewie is shaving his fur off for some unknown reason. Luke and Vader are trying to fish but now it looks like they are trying to drown each other. Its really hard to see who's winning. Boba Fett has taken 3PO's legs and is using them for what looks to be crude drumsticks on a rock, and the palpatine is still sick after his little shoot- fish- with- lightning- while- standing- in- the- water trick.
Han: were you expecting something better?
Leia: touché…
Han turns to look at Chewbacca who is still shaving his fur…
Han: what the heck are you doing?
Chewie: grrrrr…. Roar…..spit.
Han: watch it their psycho!
New School Tribe/Day 4
Anakin: hey I told you not to eat those mushrooms…
Yoda: uhhhh….. sick have I become….
Anakin: you brought it all on yourself…
Yoda: shut up skywalker…. I really do hate you
Anakin: yeah that really bothers me…
Yoda levitates a rock and slams him in the head with it. It knocks anakin unconscious.
Mace: chosen one (snicker)
Day 5/ Reward challenge
Jeff greets both tribes as they arrive
Jeff: well I guess that the last reward was a little less than appealing…
Everyone: yeah I wonder why you would think that
Jeff: today's reward is something a little better…. An atom bomb!!!!
Everyone: really?
Jeff: no. It's actually just some chips and salsa.
Anakin: whatever… anything to change the taste of that garbage that we have to force down our throats every night.
Jeff: the challenge is called sea urchin dodgeball. Okay, both tribes will line up on either side of the line and chuck urchins with a mild paralysis venom inside at each other. Ready? Lets start.
Both sides line up and get ready to start.
Jeff: Survivors ready? Go!
Both teams start throwing urchins at each other. Anakin picks up eight with the force and tosses them at Han who takes them all to the face. Padme tosses it at 3PO who can't move because of his lack of legs. Darth Vader and the Emperor pick up an amazing 84 and hurl them at Obi-wan, and Qui-gon who dodge greatly until obi wan takes one to the chest. Boba fett hurls 3 at anakin who yanks out his lightsaber and slices them all away before blasting him with force lightning. R2 uses a crude catapult to launch them at an unsuspecting papatine, who goes down with a cry. Chewie picks up an armful and buries yoda with them. Vader tosses one at anakin who bats it with a stick at luke who takes it to the back.
Anakin: take that son!
Leia slam dunks one on R2 and he collapses. Mace has constructed a crude blowgun and shoots Chewie with 47 darts in rapid firing succession. Vader carefully aims his shot at anakin and just as he releases the most incredible toss in the game… Leia pops up and is hit in the back of the head. Mace, qui gon, anakin, and padme all pick up 3 and toss them at vader who cannot dodge all because of the overwhelming amounts. The game is over and the New School Tribe wins…
Jeff: well… that was interesting.
New School Tribe camp:
Yoda: I hate wookies.
Anakin: I like chips and salsa. Mmmmmmm
Padme: let me have some!
All of them laugh as the night rolls in and they drift to sleep.
Old School Tribe/Day 6
Vader: well that was a fine day for my screw up son…
Luke: oh… here it comes.
Vader: he is always like this… I remember the time…… wait I don't remember what I was talking about.
Luke: moron…
Day 6/ immunity challenge:
Jeff addresses the tribes.
Jeff: today's challenge will be a test of the mind. It will test you knowledge of your teammates.
Yoda: great…
Jeff: Ok we have randomly chosen pairs from each team. First up from the New School Tribe is Yoda and Padme. And from the Old School Tribe comes Vader and Chewie. The question is… What is the teammate' favorite brand of deoderant?
Vader: I can't tell you. The wookie smells like a stone with animal feces on it.
Chewie: howl……
Jeff: no that's wrong. Chewie favors old spice.
Vader: whatever
Padme: yoda likes speed stick.
Yoda: I actually use a mixture of mud and swamp paste.
Padme: sick little…..
Jeff: no points for either side. The next pairs are leia and 3PO and anakin and and R2. The question is: What is the…. Aww who cares….. anakin gets the point.
Leia: WHAT!
Jeff: shh
Leia But…
Jeff: shh
Leia: Bu..
Jeff: shh
Leia: B..
Jeff: shut up… nobody cares….
Leia: I do!
Jeff: and you are a nobody…. Ouch! Walked right into that one didn't we?
Leia: I hate him.
Jeff: I decide that the Old School tribe must go to tribal council because Leia argued.
Old School Tribe: ya whatever.
Day 6/ tribal council:
All of them are around a fire.
Jeff: ya ok the torch represents life and if I put the cup thingy over it, it means your out of here. OK? Lets do this voting so I can go to bed.
Voting process goes on until all have voted…
Jeff: ok here they are.
Leia
Leia
Han
Vader
Vader
Vader
Chewie
Tim the enchanter and peter pann and pancakes and….. ok that's enough. Vader your gone…
Vader: I was so close to the end and I don't hold any grudges (sniffle, sniffle)
Jeff: ok that's enough. Take care now, bye bye then.
Jeff: well that was boring, get out of here before I release the dogs with bees in their mouths so that when they bark bees fly out.
To be continued…..
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