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NARRATOR: Prince Ashitaka on how to sever and snoodle a head.

ASHITAKA: Kabobs work really well.

(A random person gallops through the studio on horseback. Ashitaka draws his
bow and arrow and fires, detaching the person's head from his body.)

LADY EBOSHI: But it's not a good idea to sever or snoodle the head of any
forest gods.

NARRATOR: There's no wrong way...

(sound effects: *ZIP!* *THUNK!* *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*)

NARRATOR: ...to sever and snoodle a head.