Lord of the… Wands

Hiya! Okay, basically this is a merge of Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings. I'm sure this has been done countless times by other, more talented writers, but this is my first proper fic (aww) so have mercy! Also, please would you be kind enough to excuse any spelling/grammatical errors cos if I type properly my fingers sometimes get tired. Hehee!! (excuses excuses…)

I would also like to apologise for any Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings related mistakes I may have made… I hope there aren't too many.

You may think I'm sad for writing a story with me in it, but stuff you! At least I can then make nice things happen to me! ;)

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Disclaimer:

Most of the characters and ideas I have borrowed from J. K. Rowling and J. R. R. Tolkien; others I have either made up myself or gotten from various sources. Obviously I belong to myself so Sonja (me) is my own character, so ner! :p

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A/N: 'HPers' means the characters from Harry Potter

'LotRers' … (yup, you guessed it!) … means characters from Lord of the Rings

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N.B. Spoilers: for all the HP books (so far) and the whole LotR trilogy. If you haven't read them then BEWARE, don NOT blame me for revealing things that occur later in the books.

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PROLOGUE ~~~~ some background info:

Harry, Hermione and Ron have taken a portkey to Middle Earth where they find Frodo, Samwise, Merry, Pippin, Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas (who has claimed the title 'Fit Elf of Mirkwood'). Sonja, a normal (uh.. kinda normal, if u could call me normal :p), 15yr old human girl has somehow found herself in Middle Earth too, and she meets the HPers somewhere in the depths of Fangorn, where they stumble upon the LotRers…

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CHAPTER 1 ~ An Unexpected Gathering

Legolas got up suddenly, his elven ability of half-sleeping enabling him to wake at the slightest sound. He walked over to Aragorn, nudged him and whispered, "did you hear that?" Aragorn nodded and a brief glimpse of apprehension passed over his face.

"Let's go have look." The two of them crept silently over the sleeping bodies of their companions towards the direction of the sound. There it was again. They paused. A faint light could be seen not far off. They crept towards it, their feet making no sound on the rotten leaves. As they got closer, Legolas, with his sharp ears, could make out the sound of several voices. They seemed to be arguing.

"Honestly Harry," said a bossy female voice. "You've got to give up on Cho. She doesn't see anything in you."

"But I really like her," came the reply. "I can't stop thinking about her."

"Shhhh you two," came a female voice, it was different this time. "I can hear something."

Legolas crept forward. He skirted around the trees to get a closer glimpse of the group. There were four of them, four humans. Two boys and two girls. They all looked about the same age, 15 or 16. Three of them were robed in black cloaks, but the second girl was dressed very oddly. She had blue trousers and a pale blue kind of top. Legolas had never seen anything like it in Middle Earth. Girls did not wear trousers here! The Elf scampered around a few more trees, melting into the shadows. The ones in cloaks, he now noticed, each had some kind of thin wooden stick in their hands, the tips of which were glowing with a faint pinkish light. Legolas was fascinated. He stared through the branches at them. Then he suddenly noticed that now there were only three. The oddly dressed girl had gone. Legolas looked all about him but could see no sign of her. He looked back towards the camp and could make out the dim shape of Aragorn watching the three cloaked figures. The Elf decided he better get back, and made his way back, swiftly and silently back to Aragorn. But before he got there, something pounced on him and shocked and surprised he fell on his back to the ground.

"Gotcha!" said a voice. "Who are you? Why are you spying on me and my friends?" Legolas, now recovered from shock, stood up, and his attacker still clinging onto him, trying to stop him running away. She looked up at him, and her eyes widened in amazement.. "Oh my god, oh my god!"

It was that oddly dressed girl. "Who are you? What are you doing here?" he asked.

"Flippin' heck! It's YOU!" was the answer.

"Err… do I know you?" said the puzzled Elf.

"No… no… you don't… but aren't you… aren't you… that Elf, Legolas?"

"Yes, but how did you know…?"

"LEGOLAS!" came Aragorn's voice from somewhere in the trees. "I'm coming Legolas!"

"SONJA!" yelled several voices. "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine!" shouted back Sonja.

"So," said Legolas, "In answer to my first question, I take it you are Sonja."

"What? Oh right, yeah, that's me!" Suddenly Aragorn appeared on their left, brandishing his sword. At the same time, Harry, Hermione and Ron, appeared on their right, holding out there wands, ready to hex the enemy with Jelly Legs.

"What are you doing?" exclaimed the boy with red hair. Sonja suddenly realised she was still clinging on to Legolas, who was still looking shocked that she knew who he was. She hastily let go and stepped back, blushing. Legolas grinned down at her.

"You guys," said Sonja, nodding her head at Harry, Hermione and Ron. "This is Legolas. And this man," she indicated towards Aragorn, "is Aragorn, heir of Isildur." Aragorn looked stumped.

"How did you…"

"Never mind, I'll explain later. These are Harry, Hermione and Ron by the way, from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

"From what?" asked Aragorn.

"I'll explain later," repeated Sonja.

Harry grabbed Sonja's sleeve and dragged her away. "How d'you know these people aren't gonna kill us?"

"Look," said Sonja loudly, speaking to evryone. "All of you here are characters from books." Aragorn was about to say something but Sonja held out her hand. "Listen, I have read the books, and you lot are all the good guys, so we don't have a problem. I know you won't hurt each other, its Voldemort (Ron flinched at the name) and Sauron, that you should be worried about. Where's the others? Are they with you? Merry, Pippin, Gimli?"

"Let's go back to the camp and you can explain everything again. How do you know about Merry and Pip and the rest?"

"I've told you, you're in a book!"

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Okay, so that was the first chapter of my first fic! I'm so proud! Lol! I know not much has happened, just a basic intro and stuff, but more will come!!!

Plz read & review?!?!?!?!?