7: It's Only Me (The Wizard of Magicland)

AN: James Potter is something of an egomaniac, but a certain redheaded girl turns that around.

~Speaking as a guy who's really got it going on, it's only natural, it's only me. ~

Lily Evans sighed. That Potter prat thought of only himself. Everyone else didn't care, but that, she mused, that was probably because they didn't have to put up with it. Well, not exactly. Anyway, she and James had been going together for about 3 months. Sighing, Lily yanked herself up from the chair in search of Potter.

"Hello, Mr Brat-boy," Lily sighed, upon seeing James sitting in an empty classroom, looking at himself.

"Oh! Lily, it's not what it looks like…"

"James, if you want to stay with me, then quit being such an egomaniac!"

Since that day, James joined several clubs, such as Lily's House-elf project and Help the First years.



8: If I Had a Million Dollars

AN: Ron wishes that he were as rich as Viktor so he could impress Hermione…

~If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love~

Ron Weasley sighed. His best friend was in Ginny's bedroom, crying hysterically. She had written saying that she wanted to come back from Bulgaria, could he please come get her, but he'd ignored them. Finally, that afternoon, she'd turned up, crying and sooty, in their fireplace.

"Oh, Hermione! What's wrong?"

"V-Viktor… said that he c-changed his mind, didn't want me…"

"Oh, you poor dear… Come here, I'll get you tea and you can go lay down…" He remembered his mother saying.

"Hermione… Hermione… wake up…"

Hermione shifted and woke up.

"What?"

"I know that we aren't as rich as Viktor's family, but would you like to be my girlfriend?"

"I don't need any money! Sure, I'll be your girlfriend!"

~If I had a million dollars…~



9: Call and Answer

AN: James and Lily are piecing together their relationship, with a little help, of course!

~If you call, I will answer… If you fall, I'll pick you up… If you call this disaster, I'll point you home…~

James Potter looked Lily straight in the eye.

"Lily Evans… I swear… If you call for me… I will answer to you… And if you fall… I promise to pick you up…"

Lily Evans looked James straight in the eye.

"James Potter… I solemnly swear to look after you… And love you… And hold you… I will never abscond you. Can we kiss now?" They kissed for a while before heading back to the flat hand-in-hand.



10: Get In Line

AN: A story about Percy, who we all know is P-A-R-A-N-O-I-D.

~Everywhere I go, someone in a trench coat's staring at me; when I'm not at home I'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash…~

"Penny…"

"Percival, don't whine, it's not good for your ego. Nothing's going to happen."

But all through the date Percy obsessed.

"Is that man looking at us?"

"No, Percival."

"I have to go home. Someone is bound to be rummaging through our trash."

"Percival… Waiter? Cheque, please."

11: It's All Been Done

AN: L/J.

~If I put my fingers here,

And if I say "I love you, dear"

And if I play the same three chords

Will you just yawn and say…~

James was trying desperately to impress Lily. A midnight serenade? Lily had millions of those. Giving her a hug? Too easy. Saying 'I love you'? Bah! Parents said 'I love you'. Not boys trying to impress girls!

'Oh, well,' he thought lazily. 'I guess I'll never get a girlfriend. Oh, well.'

12: Jane

AN: Draco and Ginny.

~Jane,

Divided, but I can't decide which side I'm on~

Draco Malfoy was about to make the most pertinent decision of his life.

"Well, do you, Mr Malfoy?"

"I decline, sir."

"You what, Malfoy?"

"I decline."

"Reason?"

"For love." With that, Draco got up and left.

"Hello, Draco dear."

"Hi, Gin. I declined."

"Why?"

"For you and Roslyn, dear."











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