1 Cody & Guy: Surf Designs
Chapter 1: A New Fighter
Cody and Guy are standing with all of the other Street Fighters in a group around a Capcom Exec
Cody: Guy, what are we doing here? I thought we had to rescue Jessica.
Guy: What? My god man that happened in 1989! Its 2002 if you hadn't noticed.
Cody: Oh, yeah…I meant…ummm…so what are we doing here anyway?
Guy: We came to see what this big announcement from Capcom was.
Adon: (pops up behind Guy) Hi guys! Whats up?
Guy: Oh dear lord! Oh its only you Adon, you scared me. So you still stalking me?
Adon: Yeah, so whats this announcement gonna be?
Guy: I heard it had something to do with Capcom vs. SNK 3…….that or Jumaji.
Cody: Announcement? What announcement? You think it has anything to do with Jessica?
Guy: Again, Cody, that happened in 1989.
Exec: Alright everyone shutup! Im going to make the announcement now.
T. Hawk: Is the announcement about my upcoming birthday? I want a Liquid Leather leather repair kit if anyone is listening.
Fei Long: Don't worry, no one is. I should know, I never got the car I asked for.
Ken: That wasn't because no one cared, it was because you asked for a car.
T. Hawk: Does that mean Im gonna get what I asked for?
Ken: No, nobody cares.
Exec: Enough of this! I have to make the announcement and Im not stopping for anyone else. Now then, if I can direct your attention to the stage on your left we can begin.
Cody: Hey, isnt that the guy who came up with the boxart for Mega Man 1?
Juli: Where? Ive got to give him piece of my mind! (runs over to exec and breaks his neck)
Guy: Well this is just great, now we cant find out what this big announcement is.
(the exec starts convulting on the ground and eventually stands up)
Guy: Good lord how did you do that?
Exec: Its plain and simple, I am a robot.
Karin: Was that supposed to be a joke? Cause it wasn't too funny if it was.
Cog:Oh, well umm I guess it was meant to be funny.
Karin: Well it wasn't, you should be ashamed.
Cog: Can I get back to writing this please. I have to write the Exec's announcement.
Exec: As I was saying, in 1987 Capcom created a game called Street Fighter. This game, while not extremely successful itself spawned a sequel and basically an entire genre. In this year, it being 2002 we are celebrating this games 15th anniversary by entering a new fighter into all of the Street Fighter games that are released from now on. That fighter is right behind this curtain and I will reveal him to you in moments.
Cody: (peeking behind curtain) Jessica?
Exec: Hey! You get out of there!
Cody: Oh sorry sir, didn't mean to do anything wrong. I was just looking for my girlfriend.
Exec: groan Anyways, fighters I give you the newest addition to the ranks…..(pulls down curtain) HULK HOGAN!
Guy: Hulk Hogan??!!? Is he still alive?
Hogan: Oh yeah brother, Im alive and well and ready for the next tournament! Don't do drugs!
Guy: I didn't plan to, thanks. (to Cody) This is really out of hand here, I have to do something about it.
Cody: I know but what are you going to do? I mean you can't just challenge him to a fight and if he loses he has to leave Street Fighter forever.
Guy: You're right. Wait, no youre not! Why do I even listen to you?
Cody: Is it because im a supercool awesome dude?
Guy:No, its not.(to Hogan) HOGAN, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT, THE LOSER HAS TO LEAVE STREET FIGHTER GAMES FOREVER!
Hogan: Great brother you're on!
END OF CHAPTER 1
Next time: The fight, the food, the fun, a picnic for everyone. Oh and also there will probably be a little bit of humor, you know the stuff this chapter lacked severly.
Chapter 1: A New Fighter
Cody and Guy are standing with all of the other Street Fighters in a group around a Capcom Exec
Cody: Guy, what are we doing here? I thought we had to rescue Jessica.
Guy: What? My god man that happened in 1989! Its 2002 if you hadn't noticed.
Cody: Oh, yeah…I meant…ummm…so what are we doing here anyway?
Guy: We came to see what this big announcement from Capcom was.
Adon: (pops up behind Guy) Hi guys! Whats up?
Guy: Oh dear lord! Oh its only you Adon, you scared me. So you still stalking me?
Adon: Yeah, so whats this announcement gonna be?
Guy: I heard it had something to do with Capcom vs. SNK 3…….that or Jumaji.
Cody: Announcement? What announcement? You think it has anything to do with Jessica?
Guy: Again, Cody, that happened in 1989.
Exec: Alright everyone shutup! Im going to make the announcement now.
T. Hawk: Is the announcement about my upcoming birthday? I want a Liquid Leather leather repair kit if anyone is listening.
Fei Long: Don't worry, no one is. I should know, I never got the car I asked for.
Ken: That wasn't because no one cared, it was because you asked for a car.
T. Hawk: Does that mean Im gonna get what I asked for?
Ken: No, nobody cares.
Exec: Enough of this! I have to make the announcement and Im not stopping for anyone else. Now then, if I can direct your attention to the stage on your left we can begin.
Cody: Hey, isnt that the guy who came up with the boxart for Mega Man 1?
Juli: Where? Ive got to give him piece of my mind! (runs over to exec and breaks his neck)
Guy: Well this is just great, now we cant find out what this big announcement is.
(the exec starts convulting on the ground and eventually stands up)
Guy: Good lord how did you do that?
Exec: Its plain and simple, I am a robot.
Karin: Was that supposed to be a joke? Cause it wasn't too funny if it was.
Cog:Oh, well umm I guess it was meant to be funny.
Karin: Well it wasn't, you should be ashamed.
Cog: Can I get back to writing this please. I have to write the Exec's announcement.
Exec: As I was saying, in 1987 Capcom created a game called Street Fighter. This game, while not extremely successful itself spawned a sequel and basically an entire genre. In this year, it being 2002 we are celebrating this games 15th anniversary by entering a new fighter into all of the Street Fighter games that are released from now on. That fighter is right behind this curtain and I will reveal him to you in moments.
Cody: (peeking behind curtain) Jessica?
Exec: Hey! You get out of there!
Cody: Oh sorry sir, didn't mean to do anything wrong. I was just looking for my girlfriend.
Exec: groan Anyways, fighters I give you the newest addition to the ranks…..(pulls down curtain) HULK HOGAN!
Guy: Hulk Hogan??!!? Is he still alive?
Hogan: Oh yeah brother, Im alive and well and ready for the next tournament! Don't do drugs!
Guy: I didn't plan to, thanks. (to Cody) This is really out of hand here, I have to do something about it.
Cody: I know but what are you going to do? I mean you can't just challenge him to a fight and if he loses he has to leave Street Fighter forever.
Guy: You're right. Wait, no youre not! Why do I even listen to you?
Cody: Is it because im a supercool awesome dude?
Guy:No, its not.(to Hogan) HOGAN, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT, THE LOSER HAS TO LEAVE STREET FIGHTER GAMES FOREVER!
Hogan: Great brother you're on!
END OF CHAPTER 1
Next time: The fight, the food, the fun, a picnic for everyone. Oh and also there will probably be a little bit of humor, you know the stuff this chapter lacked severly.