Chapter 2: Hogan's Last Stand (or maybe Guy's)
As we last left Cody, Guy and the gang Capcom had just introduced Hulk Hogan as the newest Street Fighter character, this didn't go over to well with Guy and he challenged Hogan to a fight, the loser leaves Street Fighter forever and has to do the winners laundry for a month. Let's get to it eh?
1 Guy and Hogan are standing face to face preparing for battle
Guy: You'll never get out of this a winner Hogan! Just give up now.
Hogan: Quiet brother, you haven't face the combined powers of the earth's Hulkamaniacs yet.
Birdie: I wanna be a hulkamaniac, and have fun with my family and friends
Cody: Friends? (Bursts out laughing)
Guy: Alright "Hulkster" lets get down to this.
Hogan and Guy begin to fight, Guy seems to be getting the advantage when Hogan starts strutting around and making stupid hand movements, this somehow causes Hogan to regain strength and he begins to take the advantage over Guy, despite his general lack of good, flashy or powerful moves
Guy: (in head) Ugh, he's really taking it to me, I didn't want to have to do this but here I go (aloud while doing move) BUSHIN SENPUKYAKU!!!
Hogan: (blocks move) Stop with the dramatics, everyone knows it's just a Hurricane Kick.
Guy: It is NOT! (In head) that was a cheap shot, is he really trying to get me to humiliate him
Hogan: Come on, I thought we were fighting.
Guy: Oh, yes, I forgot. HOZANTO!
Hogan: (gets hit) Ouch! Now I'll have to destroy you! (does wrestling moves to Guy that seemed strong 15 years ago but by todays standards are very very lame and somehow scores a knockout)
Guy: Wha? How did you? Those moves didn't even hurt!
Hogan: It's the power if the Hulkamaniacs brother, and now, Ive beaten you and you have to leave forever.
Guy: No, you forget, In fighting games the standard number of rounds needed to win are 2!
Hogan: Drat! Can the Hulkamaniacs help me defeat you a second time?
Birdie: Yes we can!
Cody: Shut-up.
Birdie: Make me!
Cody: CRIMINAL UPPERCUT!
Birdie: (gets hit) Ouch! Ok ill shut up)
2 Back to the fight Hogan and Guy are preparing for their second round
Hogan: You got a few hits on me last time, but this time you wont be so lucky, you see I will get a FLAWLESS VICTORY!
E. Honda: (walks up and whispers to Hogan) pssst….that's in Mortal Kombat
Hogan: Oh umm, I meant a perfect…yeah that's it a perfect.
Guy: Well a perfect is far from what you'll be getting, when this is done I will come out victorious!
Hogan: Don't be so sure of yourself, Ive got the power of millions of hulkamaniacs to help me defeat you!
Birdie: Yay!
Cody: I thought I told you to shut-up!
Birdie: Weren't you looking for Jessica?
Cody: Oh! I forgot! (walks off shouting for Jessica and looking in trash cans, under rocks, etc.)
3 Back to the fight, Hogan and Guy are beginning the second round
Hogan: Aha! I'll get the first hit! (throws a lame punch at Guy who sidesteps it easily)
Guy: Don't be so sure of yourself Hogan, for you see I have charged a bar of Super Combo power and I will unleash it on you NOW! BUSHIN HASSOKEN!!!!
Hogan: (Blocks the attack and takes only minimal damage) You cant beat me, I know all of your tricks and can counter them with tricks of my own! You see I also have a super combo bar filled and am going to use the power now! SUPER HOGAN BODYSLAM ATTACK!!!
Hogan grabs Guy and does a small, weak, bodyslam to him and knocks him back a few feet and into the crowd.
Hogan: HAHAHA! You see I have already beaten you, by the method of Ring Out!
Guy: Dude, this isnt Virtua Fighter, all you did was hurt me a little, see? (points up to his lifebar and shows Hogan that he has a lot of health left)
Hogan: Oh well, I will still defeat you quickly and powerfully with my Hogan Clothesline! (Hogan charges up a huge looking clothesline and hits Guy with it, although it doesn't seem to hurt Guy all that much it drops his health bar to critical levels)
Guy: How did you do that!??!
Hogan: The power of Hulkamania brother!
Guy: Well I hate it. Now prepare for my comeback and your loss! (Guy runs at Hogan and jumps to kick him, Hogan blcoks) How did you block that??!
Hogan: It helps when your opponent announces all of his attacks. Now I will perform my mega level 3 Super Combo, the HYPER HOGAN LEGDROP!!!
Guy: Oh no! (Hogan grabs Guy, throws him to the ground and does a Huge legdrop on him, Guy's health drops to 0 and he is Ko'd) Dammit!
Hogan: Ohohohohohoho! I beat you down brother, and you know what that means! Your out of Street Fighter forever!
Capcom Exec: Actually, Capcom was looking for an excuse to kick you out entirely and the situation just presented itself, GUY, YOU ARE FROM HERE ON OUT EXILED FROM THE CAPCOM UNIVERSE!
Guy: Crap.
Cody: Hey Guy, how was your fight? I didn't find Jessica.
Guy: I lost, and dammit Cody that waas 1989!!!!!
Cody: You..you lost?
Guy: Yes, and now Im being kicked out of Capcom forever.
Cody: Well, if Guy goes, so do I!
Exec: Fine by me.
Cody: Dammit!
END OF CHAPTER 2
Next time: Cody and Guy exiled from Capcom, how can this be? Can our heros really be out for good or can they find a way to get back in? No theyre probably out for good. What will Cody and Guy do? Will they try to get back into Capcom? Will they wander aimlessly? Will they open a surf shop and make the name of this Fan Fic make sense? Well they wont do that last one. Will T. Hawk get his birthday present? Will Adon ever stop stalking Guy? Will Zangief get over his fear of Maury Povich? Will Wonderboy ever take JB far away from the Mucky Muck? None of these answers and more in CHAPTER 3!!!!
As we last left Cody, Guy and the gang Capcom had just introduced Hulk Hogan as the newest Street Fighter character, this didn't go over to well with Guy and he challenged Hogan to a fight, the loser leaves Street Fighter forever and has to do the winners laundry for a month. Let's get to it eh?
1 Guy and Hogan are standing face to face preparing for battle
Guy: You'll never get out of this a winner Hogan! Just give up now.
Hogan: Quiet brother, you haven't face the combined powers of the earth's Hulkamaniacs yet.
Birdie: I wanna be a hulkamaniac, and have fun with my family and friends
Cody: Friends? (Bursts out laughing)
Guy: Alright "Hulkster" lets get down to this.
Hogan and Guy begin to fight, Guy seems to be getting the advantage when Hogan starts strutting around and making stupid hand movements, this somehow causes Hogan to regain strength and he begins to take the advantage over Guy, despite his general lack of good, flashy or powerful moves
Guy: (in head) Ugh, he's really taking it to me, I didn't want to have to do this but here I go (aloud while doing move) BUSHIN SENPUKYAKU!!!
Hogan: (blocks move) Stop with the dramatics, everyone knows it's just a Hurricane Kick.
Guy: It is NOT! (In head) that was a cheap shot, is he really trying to get me to humiliate him
Hogan: Come on, I thought we were fighting.
Guy: Oh, yes, I forgot. HOZANTO!
Hogan: (gets hit) Ouch! Now I'll have to destroy you! (does wrestling moves to Guy that seemed strong 15 years ago but by todays standards are very very lame and somehow scores a knockout)
Guy: Wha? How did you? Those moves didn't even hurt!
Hogan: It's the power if the Hulkamaniacs brother, and now, Ive beaten you and you have to leave forever.
Guy: No, you forget, In fighting games the standard number of rounds needed to win are 2!
Hogan: Drat! Can the Hulkamaniacs help me defeat you a second time?
Birdie: Yes we can!
Cody: Shut-up.
Birdie: Make me!
Cody: CRIMINAL UPPERCUT!
Birdie: (gets hit) Ouch! Ok ill shut up)
2 Back to the fight Hogan and Guy are preparing for their second round
Hogan: You got a few hits on me last time, but this time you wont be so lucky, you see I will get a FLAWLESS VICTORY!
E. Honda: (walks up and whispers to Hogan) pssst….that's in Mortal Kombat
Hogan: Oh umm, I meant a perfect…yeah that's it a perfect.
Guy: Well a perfect is far from what you'll be getting, when this is done I will come out victorious!
Hogan: Don't be so sure of yourself, Ive got the power of millions of hulkamaniacs to help me defeat you!
Birdie: Yay!
Cody: I thought I told you to shut-up!
Birdie: Weren't you looking for Jessica?
Cody: Oh! I forgot! (walks off shouting for Jessica and looking in trash cans, under rocks, etc.)
3 Back to the fight, Hogan and Guy are beginning the second round
Hogan: Aha! I'll get the first hit! (throws a lame punch at Guy who sidesteps it easily)
Guy: Don't be so sure of yourself Hogan, for you see I have charged a bar of Super Combo power and I will unleash it on you NOW! BUSHIN HASSOKEN!!!!
Hogan: (Blocks the attack and takes only minimal damage) You cant beat me, I know all of your tricks and can counter them with tricks of my own! You see I also have a super combo bar filled and am going to use the power now! SUPER HOGAN BODYSLAM ATTACK!!!
Hogan grabs Guy and does a small, weak, bodyslam to him and knocks him back a few feet and into the crowd.
Hogan: HAHAHA! You see I have already beaten you, by the method of Ring Out!
Guy: Dude, this isnt Virtua Fighter, all you did was hurt me a little, see? (points up to his lifebar and shows Hogan that he has a lot of health left)
Hogan: Oh well, I will still defeat you quickly and powerfully with my Hogan Clothesline! (Hogan charges up a huge looking clothesline and hits Guy with it, although it doesn't seem to hurt Guy all that much it drops his health bar to critical levels)
Guy: How did you do that!??!
Hogan: The power of Hulkamania brother!
Guy: Well I hate it. Now prepare for my comeback and your loss! (Guy runs at Hogan and jumps to kick him, Hogan blcoks) How did you block that??!
Hogan: It helps when your opponent announces all of his attacks. Now I will perform my mega level 3 Super Combo, the HYPER HOGAN LEGDROP!!!
Guy: Oh no! (Hogan grabs Guy, throws him to the ground and does a Huge legdrop on him, Guy's health drops to 0 and he is Ko'd) Dammit!
Hogan: Ohohohohohoho! I beat you down brother, and you know what that means! Your out of Street Fighter forever!
Capcom Exec: Actually, Capcom was looking for an excuse to kick you out entirely and the situation just presented itself, GUY, YOU ARE FROM HERE ON OUT EXILED FROM THE CAPCOM UNIVERSE!
Guy: Crap.
Cody: Hey Guy, how was your fight? I didn't find Jessica.
Guy: I lost, and dammit Cody that waas 1989!!!!!
Cody: You..you lost?
Guy: Yes, and now Im being kicked out of Capcom forever.
Cody: Well, if Guy goes, so do I!
Exec: Fine by me.
Cody: Dammit!
END OF CHAPTER 2
Next time: Cody and Guy exiled from Capcom, how can this be? Can our heros really be out for good or can they find a way to get back in? No theyre probably out for good. What will Cody and Guy do? Will they try to get back into Capcom? Will they wander aimlessly? Will they open a surf shop and make the name of this Fan Fic make sense? Well they wont do that last one. Will T. Hawk get his birthday present? Will Adon ever stop stalking Guy? Will Zangief get over his fear of Maury Povich? Will Wonderboy ever take JB far away from the Mucky Muck? None of these answers and more in CHAPTER 3!!!!