Chapter 3: Out for Good
When we last left them, Cody and Guy were forever exiled from the Capcom universe forever because Guy lost a fight to Hulk Hogan. Let's get to the chapter.
Ken and Ryu are throwing Cody and Guy through the big Capcom gates, thereby exiling them forever.
Ken: And DON'T come back!
Cody: Wait, so can we come back, or no?
Ken: NO!!!!
Cody: Oh, sorry. I was confused about that.
Ryu: You know what, get out of here. You're the dumbest person ever, well...besides Birdie.
Guy: Come on Cody, we don't need to be in there. Let's go.
Cody: Yeah! Let's go!
Ryu: Fine by me. (Closes gates) (To Ken) Hey wanna go check out the new Eddie Furlong flick?
Ken: Sure.
Guy: Damn, didn't work.
Cody: What didn't work?
Guy: Forget it, God you're a dope.
Cody and Guy walk for a few minutes around the outside of the Capcom complex before running into a few familiar faces.
Guy: What?!?! Cutman, what are you doing out here??!?!
Cutman: I was kicked out in '97 for kicking Mega Man's dog, god I hate that thing.
Guy: (looking around, noticing a base camp type atmosphere) what is this place? Why is Kin Corn Karn here? What the hell is going on?
Cutman: This is the exiled video game character base camp, where all exiled characters come to set up ways to get back into their companies.
Cody: We were exiled too. Hey, is that Mario guy here?
Cutman: No! Good god man are you dense?
Guy: Don't pay any attention to him. So, who lives here anyway?
Cutman: Let me introduce you to the exiled game characters. Here we have Kin Corn Karn, from the NES classic Pro Wrestling. He was exiled for the sky diving incident. (For more information on the skydiving incident, make up your own information in your head) Next we have Duke Davis, from the game Bad Street Brawler. He was kicked out of the Mattel gaming division for calling Barbie a bitch, then punching her in the face. Next is Doc from Nintendo's own Mike Tyson's Punch Out. He, quite simply, made a few too many advances on Donkey Kong, if you know what we mean. And finally, the original "L" block from Tetris. He was kicked out because they found someone to work cheaper.
Guy: Jeez that's a lot of people, does anyone ever get back in.
Cutman: No.
Guy: Well that sucks. I guess we'll stay with you guys for now, until we find out what to do with ourselves.
Cutman: Its cool with me, what about you guys?
Doc: Not a problem with me.
Duke Davis: I'm OK with it.
Kin Corn Karn: A Winner is you!
L-Block: *blip*
Cutman: I guess that means you're in.
Meanwhile...
Cody: So, how did you come to be a boxing trainer?
Doc: I guess I was picked for my helpful hints. Do you want one now? Please say yes!
Cody: Will it help me find Jessica? If it does lay it on me!
Doc: OK here it comes. Join the Nintendo fun club today, Mac!
Cody: I'm not Mac.
Duke Davis: (in Cody's ear) Just humor him.
Cody: OK . Hey Doc, why did the chicken cross the road?
Duke: You really are as dumb as you look.
As this was happening, something very odd was going on in the world of video game characters, something very odd indeed. You see, an evil force named Mega Warlord Supreme Frogoth Guffy, Master of All Things Evil (long name), was surveying the land and preparing for his conquest. You see, Frogoth is the villan of this story and will be important later on.
Anyways, I'm gonna end the chapter at that. Here come the cliffhanger questions!
Can Cody and Guy get back to Capcom (not bloody likely)? Are the exiled game characters really as horrid as they seem? Is Cody really smart, and just putting on a disguise? Will The Evil Warlord guy do anything in the next chapter? Was the Eddie Furlong movie good? What does Kin Corn Karn's cooking taste like? Will a surfer join the cast of this Fan Fic? Will I ever gain humor? Will Enron be discussed in excess? For these and more, DON'T read chapter 4 of Cody and Guy Surf Designs. Just read it for other reasons.
When we last left them, Cody and Guy were forever exiled from the Capcom universe forever because Guy lost a fight to Hulk Hogan. Let's get to the chapter.
Ken and Ryu are throwing Cody and Guy through the big Capcom gates, thereby exiling them forever.
Ken: And DON'T come back!
Cody: Wait, so can we come back, or no?
Ken: NO!!!!
Cody: Oh, sorry. I was confused about that.
Ryu: You know what, get out of here. You're the dumbest person ever, well...besides Birdie.
Guy: Come on Cody, we don't need to be in there. Let's go.
Cody: Yeah! Let's go!
Ryu: Fine by me. (Closes gates) (To Ken) Hey wanna go check out the new Eddie Furlong flick?
Ken: Sure.
Guy: Damn, didn't work.
Cody: What didn't work?
Guy: Forget it, God you're a dope.
Cody and Guy walk for a few minutes around the outside of the Capcom complex before running into a few familiar faces.
Guy: What?!?! Cutman, what are you doing out here??!?!
Cutman: I was kicked out in '97 for kicking Mega Man's dog, god I hate that thing.
Guy: (looking around, noticing a base camp type atmosphere) what is this place? Why is Kin Corn Karn here? What the hell is going on?
Cutman: This is the exiled video game character base camp, where all exiled characters come to set up ways to get back into their companies.
Cody: We were exiled too. Hey, is that Mario guy here?
Cutman: No! Good god man are you dense?
Guy: Don't pay any attention to him. So, who lives here anyway?
Cutman: Let me introduce you to the exiled game characters. Here we have Kin Corn Karn, from the NES classic Pro Wrestling. He was exiled for the sky diving incident. (For more information on the skydiving incident, make up your own information in your head) Next we have Duke Davis, from the game Bad Street Brawler. He was kicked out of the Mattel gaming division for calling Barbie a bitch, then punching her in the face. Next is Doc from Nintendo's own Mike Tyson's Punch Out. He, quite simply, made a few too many advances on Donkey Kong, if you know what we mean. And finally, the original "L" block from Tetris. He was kicked out because they found someone to work cheaper.
Guy: Jeez that's a lot of people, does anyone ever get back in.
Cutman: No.
Guy: Well that sucks. I guess we'll stay with you guys for now, until we find out what to do with ourselves.
Cutman: Its cool with me, what about you guys?
Doc: Not a problem with me.
Duke Davis: I'm OK with it.
Kin Corn Karn: A Winner is you!
L-Block: *blip*
Cutman: I guess that means you're in.
Meanwhile...
Cody: So, how did you come to be a boxing trainer?
Doc: I guess I was picked for my helpful hints. Do you want one now? Please say yes!
Cody: Will it help me find Jessica? If it does lay it on me!
Doc: OK here it comes. Join the Nintendo fun club today, Mac!
Cody: I'm not Mac.
Duke Davis: (in Cody's ear) Just humor him.
Cody: OK . Hey Doc, why did the chicken cross the road?
Duke: You really are as dumb as you look.
As this was happening, something very odd was going on in the world of video game characters, something very odd indeed. You see, an evil force named Mega Warlord Supreme Frogoth Guffy, Master of All Things Evil (long name), was surveying the land and preparing for his conquest. You see, Frogoth is the villan of this story and will be important later on.
Anyways, I'm gonna end the chapter at that. Here come the cliffhanger questions!
Can Cody and Guy get back to Capcom (not bloody likely)? Are the exiled game characters really as horrid as they seem? Is Cody really smart, and just putting on a disguise? Will The Evil Warlord guy do anything in the next chapter? Was the Eddie Furlong movie good? What does Kin Corn Karn's cooking taste like? Will a surfer join the cast of this Fan Fic? Will I ever gain humor? Will Enron be discussed in excess? For these and more, DON'T read chapter 4 of Cody and Guy Surf Designs. Just read it for other reasons.