When we last left Cody and Guy they had recently joined the renegade group
of Exiled Game Characters. Also an Evil Warlord made his presence felt
through the magical powers of me talking about him. Now let's get back to
Cody and Guy and see what they're up to. Probably something stupid.
Cody and Guy are sitting in a group with all of their new friends in the Exiled Game Characters Camp.
Cody…and then I ate the bowl.
Guy: I have never, and I mean NEVER, heard a story as stupid as that one. I mean, you went from being a chicken farmer to running from dinosaurs in like 30 seconds. Is there any portion of that story that was true?
Cody: Well, the part about the bowl.
Guy: Good GOD man.
Duke Davis: I actually thought the story was pretty good.
Guy: OF COURSE you did. You're awful!
Meanwhile in another tri-county area, the Mega Warlord Supreme Frogoth Guffy, Master of All Things Evil is in his castle.
Guffy: Bah! These video game characters are getting to be a pain! Everyday I have to deal with their whining about having to defeat an evil turtle-dragon or getting indigestion from eating their enemies, well I wont stand for it anymore! I have assembled an evil video game extermination squad, much like the evil army from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, to once and for all (pauses for dramatic tension) DESTROY ALL MONST…VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS!
Pobra: Yeah, I know…I'm your assistant. I helped you do all this stuff.
Guffy: Yeah well, I had to explain it to the people reading this story.
Pobra: Well that was pointless, there's no one reading this story.
Guffy: Shhhhh! I'm trying to make the author feel better.
Pobra: Oh. So anyway, when does your "extermination squad" start attacking the video game guys?
Guffy: What? Oh shit! I forgot to tell them they had to fight against video game characters!
Pobra: I think they figured it out from all the training films and speeches we gave them.
Guffy: Oh yeah. Well I guess, since their ready, tell them to attack.
Pobra: OK, but one thing I have to say before I do that, have you picked a leader for the army yet?
Guffy: Of course I have! And his name is………………STAR FOX! He basically is a traitor and my half-brother.
Pobra: He's not your half brother.
Guffy: I know. Anyway go tell the army to attack!
Pobra: On my way.
Back at the camp for retar…err…exiled video game characters.
Doc: HA! There you go Guy, I beat you again!
Guy: You know, I never really did like this crappy game anyway.
Duke Davis: C'mon, whats not to like about Twisted Metal 3.
Guy: Well the graphics, sound, gameplay, and driving mechanics for 4 things.
Duke: Oh come on, the graphics are actually pretty good in my opinion.
Guy: This coming from the star of a game with some of the worst graphics I have ever seen.
Doc: HAW! Beat you again!
Kin Corn Karn: A Winner Is You!
Doc: Thanks Pal!
Guy: I refuse to play this game anymore. I'm gonna go watch TV with Cody. (Walks into the other room and sits down onto a couch in front of a TV next to Cody) What are we watching?
Cody: It's a great new show, "That 2001 Show". It's in the spirit of That 70s Show and That 80s Show, but about the year 2001.
Guy: Yeah, but those shows did well due to nostalgia. I don't see how anyone has nostalgia for the year 2001, it was only 3 months ago.
TV: WHOLETTHEDOGSOUTYOUARETHEWEAKESTLINKGOODBYEWHASSUP!
Guy: This is seriously the most unintelligent thing I have ever seen.
Cutman: (from in the other room) Guy, Cody, I think you should come see this.
Guy: What is it now? Did Karn get his damn head caught in the staircase again? (Walks into the room and looks at what everyone else is looking at) OH LORD!
Cutman: I know, it seems Star Fox is leading a very large army towards us. A very large EVIL army.
Cody: How do you know their evil?
Cutman: It says so on their T-shirts.
Guy: Yeah, They're also carrying flags that say "Down with Video Games" on them. I don't think that that's a good sign of things to come.
Cody: Could be worse. They could be after our Lucky Charms.
Guy: Would you SHUT UP! My god where do you get this crap from?!?!? We don't even have any Lucky Charms!
Cody: Sorry. Don't hate me because I'm different Guy, don't hate because I'm different.
Guy: Would you Shut-Up. We have a huge army to deal with; they are pretty much on top of us.
Cody: OK.
The Army Storms its way into the Camp and begins to Wreck, destroy and attack anyone or anything it can get its hands on. They break the TV set, knock Duke Davis on his ass, break Kin Corn Karn's Arm (I dunno, he may have done that last one himself during one of his "jump down the stairs parties") and make the L block a permanent part of the wall. Guy, Cody, Cutman and Doc manage to hold off some of them and Guy captures one. The rest of the army moves on to storm the Capcom HQ.
Guy: WHY ARE YOU HERE!?
Lowly Soldier: We are going to destroy all the video game characters.
Guy: Why?
Lowly Soldier: Our master wants us to.
Guy: Who is your master?
Lowly Soldier: Mega Warlord Supreme Frogoth Guffy, Master of All Things Evil
Guy: Will you stop if he is killed?
Lowly Soldier: Yes
Guy: and where is he…?
Lowly Soldier: In the Big Stone Castle in the next Tri-County Area.
Guy: Thanks, I knew I could count on you to tell me exactly where to find the villain of this story.
Lowly Soldier: Just happy to do my part.
Guy: Cody, we have to go and find this Mega Warlord Supreme Frogoth Guffy, Master of All Things Evil and kill him, for it is the only way to stop this army.
Cody: YAY! Roadtrip!
Guy: No my friend, this will not be fun and games, this will be hard work and sacrifice. We have to put away long hours and will have to fight in many battles. The coming few weeks will not be pretty but we will come out victorious, for we are the HEROES of this story!
Cody: But can we stop in Miami on the way.
Guy: Why the Hell not?
And with that Cody and Guy set out on their journey to defeat the Mega Warlord Supreme Frogoth Guffy, Master of All Things Evil. After a brief stop in Miami, they were on their way to his castle and were ready to fight him. Their journey will be detailed in the next chapter because I am getting tired of writing. So until Captain America drapes his house in the dead bodies and bones of all of his enemies, make Mine Marvel!
Also I want to note that this chapter is over.
Cody and Guy are sitting in a group with all of their new friends in the Exiled Game Characters Camp.
Cody…and then I ate the bowl.
Guy: I have never, and I mean NEVER, heard a story as stupid as that one. I mean, you went from being a chicken farmer to running from dinosaurs in like 30 seconds. Is there any portion of that story that was true?
Cody: Well, the part about the bowl.
Guy: Good GOD man.
Duke Davis: I actually thought the story was pretty good.
Guy: OF COURSE you did. You're awful!
Meanwhile in another tri-county area, the Mega Warlord Supreme Frogoth Guffy, Master of All Things Evil is in his castle.
Guffy: Bah! These video game characters are getting to be a pain! Everyday I have to deal with their whining about having to defeat an evil turtle-dragon or getting indigestion from eating their enemies, well I wont stand for it anymore! I have assembled an evil video game extermination squad, much like the evil army from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, to once and for all (pauses for dramatic tension) DESTROY ALL MONST…VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS!
Pobra: Yeah, I know…I'm your assistant. I helped you do all this stuff.
Guffy: Yeah well, I had to explain it to the people reading this story.
Pobra: Well that was pointless, there's no one reading this story.
Guffy: Shhhhh! I'm trying to make the author feel better.
Pobra: Oh. So anyway, when does your "extermination squad" start attacking the video game guys?
Guffy: What? Oh shit! I forgot to tell them they had to fight against video game characters!
Pobra: I think they figured it out from all the training films and speeches we gave them.
Guffy: Oh yeah. Well I guess, since their ready, tell them to attack.
Pobra: OK, but one thing I have to say before I do that, have you picked a leader for the army yet?
Guffy: Of course I have! And his name is………………STAR FOX! He basically is a traitor and my half-brother.
Pobra: He's not your half brother.
Guffy: I know. Anyway go tell the army to attack!
Pobra: On my way.
Back at the camp for retar…err…exiled video game characters.
Doc: HA! There you go Guy, I beat you again!
Guy: You know, I never really did like this crappy game anyway.
Duke Davis: C'mon, whats not to like about Twisted Metal 3.
Guy: Well the graphics, sound, gameplay, and driving mechanics for 4 things.
Duke: Oh come on, the graphics are actually pretty good in my opinion.
Guy: This coming from the star of a game with some of the worst graphics I have ever seen.
Doc: HAW! Beat you again!
Kin Corn Karn: A Winner Is You!
Doc: Thanks Pal!
Guy: I refuse to play this game anymore. I'm gonna go watch TV with Cody. (Walks into the other room and sits down onto a couch in front of a TV next to Cody) What are we watching?
Cody: It's a great new show, "That 2001 Show". It's in the spirit of That 70s Show and That 80s Show, but about the year 2001.
Guy: Yeah, but those shows did well due to nostalgia. I don't see how anyone has nostalgia for the year 2001, it was only 3 months ago.
TV: WHOLETTHEDOGSOUTYOUARETHEWEAKESTLINKGOODBYEWHASSUP!
Guy: This is seriously the most unintelligent thing I have ever seen.
Cutman: (from in the other room) Guy, Cody, I think you should come see this.
Guy: What is it now? Did Karn get his damn head caught in the staircase again? (Walks into the room and looks at what everyone else is looking at) OH LORD!
Cutman: I know, it seems Star Fox is leading a very large army towards us. A very large EVIL army.
Cody: How do you know their evil?
Cutman: It says so on their T-shirts.
Guy: Yeah, They're also carrying flags that say "Down with Video Games" on them. I don't think that that's a good sign of things to come.
Cody: Could be worse. They could be after our Lucky Charms.
Guy: Would you SHUT UP! My god where do you get this crap from?!?!? We don't even have any Lucky Charms!
Cody: Sorry. Don't hate me because I'm different Guy, don't hate because I'm different.
Guy: Would you Shut-Up. We have a huge army to deal with; they are pretty much on top of us.
Cody: OK.
The Army Storms its way into the Camp and begins to Wreck, destroy and attack anyone or anything it can get its hands on. They break the TV set, knock Duke Davis on his ass, break Kin Corn Karn's Arm (I dunno, he may have done that last one himself during one of his "jump down the stairs parties") and make the L block a permanent part of the wall. Guy, Cody, Cutman and Doc manage to hold off some of them and Guy captures one. The rest of the army moves on to storm the Capcom HQ.
Guy: WHY ARE YOU HERE!?
Lowly Soldier: We are going to destroy all the video game characters.
Guy: Why?
Lowly Soldier: Our master wants us to.
Guy: Who is your master?
Lowly Soldier: Mega Warlord Supreme Frogoth Guffy, Master of All Things Evil
Guy: Will you stop if he is killed?
Lowly Soldier: Yes
Guy: and where is he…?
Lowly Soldier: In the Big Stone Castle in the next Tri-County Area.
Guy: Thanks, I knew I could count on you to tell me exactly where to find the villain of this story.
Lowly Soldier: Just happy to do my part.
Guy: Cody, we have to go and find this Mega Warlord Supreme Frogoth Guffy, Master of All Things Evil and kill him, for it is the only way to stop this army.
Cody: YAY! Roadtrip!
Guy: No my friend, this will not be fun and games, this will be hard work and sacrifice. We have to put away long hours and will have to fight in many battles. The coming few weeks will not be pretty but we will come out victorious, for we are the HEROES of this story!
Cody: But can we stop in Miami on the way.
Guy: Why the Hell not?
And with that Cody and Guy set out on their journey to defeat the Mega Warlord Supreme Frogoth Guffy, Master of All Things Evil. After a brief stop in Miami, they were on their way to his castle and were ready to fight him. Their journey will be detailed in the next chapter because I am getting tired of writing. So until Captain America drapes his house in the dead bodies and bones of all of his enemies, make Mine Marvel!
Also I want to note that this chapter is over.