1 The Cody & Guy: Surf Designs Christmas Special
While I know that its nowhere near Christmas, I am writing this because the next chapter, chapter 5…or will it be 6? Well anyway, the next chapter is not going to be finished for a couple days and I wanted to post something up for all of the fans (not that there are any). Also note that this is not in continuity of the actual story line and that I think snack cakes taste good.
Cody, Guy and the rest of the exiled characters are sitting in front of a Christmas tree and have the camp decorated for Christmas.
Guy: This is the stupidest thing I have ever done.
Cody: What, we're only celebrating Christmas? We have a Christmas party every year at Capcom and you don't seem to complain.
Guy: But we don't have those Christmas parties in April. This is totally asinine!
Cutman: Well, it was Kin Corn Karn's idea so its no big surprise that it's a bad idea. Why don't we just make the best of it?
Guy: I suppose we should, its not like we have anything better to do.
Duke Davis: We could play Twisted Metal 4, I just got it and the L-block is really good at it.
Guy: How bout we do this instead.
Duke Davis: OK
Guy: SO, what are we supposed to do anyway?
Cody: We could exchange gifts.
Guy: Well, I guess we'll do that then. But I'll have all of you know that I didn't buy anything for anyone.
Doc: Gifts!!? Oh…umm my gifts for you are in the other room, let me go get them.
With that Doc left the room and went on a Mad Dash to find gifts for the rest of the crew. He went to target to see what he could get cheap and walked out with his 5 gifts confident that he had made the right decisions. He ran quickly back to the camp and walked into the room.
Doc: I got them.
Guy: Wow and it only took you 45 minutes. Amazingly during that time, WE DID NOTHING because Cody assured us that you would be back soon.
Cody: and I was right!
Guy: groan
Doc: Well, let me hand these out to you all.
He hands a package to Cutman, who opens it.
Cutman: Oh thanks Doc, it's a bag of kitty litter. I don't know what I would do without this. Especially since we don't own a cat.
Doc: I thought you'd like it. Here's yours Cody. (hands Cody a present)
Cody: (tears the wrapping off quicky) YES!! This is AWESOME! You got me a Best of Country album!!! And even though I don't like country music, I'll still listen to this every night because you gave it to me! Oops, you left the price tag on it. WOW, you paid $199 for this?
Guy: Lemme see that. (grabs CD and looks at it) Cody that says $1.99.
Cody: Yeah, $199, like I said.
Guy: whatever.
Doc: Well, the next present it for the L-Block. (puts a present down in front of the L-Block)
(the present just sits there)
Doc: Will someone open the present for the L-Block?
(Cody opens it, it is a tire for a car)
Guy: Well if that isn't the most useless present ever, I don't know what is! The L-Block doesn't own a car, doesn't drive any cars, and I don't even think he can physically sit in a car without falling over!
Doc: But does he like the present?
L-Block: *blip*
Doc: YAY! Your present is next Duke. (hands Duke a present)
Duke: (opens present) Wow, a new punching bag! Although it is made for 3 year old children I will use it as agressively as I do my real punching bag while training!
Doc: and finally, here is your present Guy. (hand Guy a present)
Guy: Oh lord, this is gonna be horrible. (opens present) Hmm…a Liquid leather repair kit. Now why in the word would you buy this for me?
Doc: Well, didn't you say its what you wanted in the first chapter of this VERY fan fic?
Guy: No, that was T.Hawk. And I suppose that he didn't get it either since no one likes him.
Doc: Oh, well that's too bad.
Guy: You know what, this chapter is crap! It isn't really coming to any point, it isn't advancing the story line of the main fic, and it isn't very funny!
cog: Well you know what Mr. Spoilsport, I was gonna reveal the formula for world peace at the end, but you can just forget it now!
Guy: FINE BY ME!! (storms out of room)
cog: well, readers, that's one chapter that you'll never see the end to. But let's look at what we have accomplished in the short time we were together today. Well, the fact that L-Block can't drive is now known, Cody acted like an ass, and we've broken the 4th wall numerous times. I hope you all had fun and I also hope that this hold you over until I get the real chapter up. And if it doesn't then poo you.
While I know that its nowhere near Christmas, I am writing this because the next chapter, chapter 5…or will it be 6? Well anyway, the next chapter is not going to be finished for a couple days and I wanted to post something up for all of the fans (not that there are any). Also note that this is not in continuity of the actual story line and that I think snack cakes taste good.
Cody, Guy and the rest of the exiled characters are sitting in front of a Christmas tree and have the camp decorated for Christmas.
Guy: This is the stupidest thing I have ever done.
Cody: What, we're only celebrating Christmas? We have a Christmas party every year at Capcom and you don't seem to complain.
Guy: But we don't have those Christmas parties in April. This is totally asinine!
Cutman: Well, it was Kin Corn Karn's idea so its no big surprise that it's a bad idea. Why don't we just make the best of it?
Guy: I suppose we should, its not like we have anything better to do.
Duke Davis: We could play Twisted Metal 4, I just got it and the L-block is really good at it.
Guy: How bout we do this instead.
Duke Davis: OK
Guy: SO, what are we supposed to do anyway?
Cody: We could exchange gifts.
Guy: Well, I guess we'll do that then. But I'll have all of you know that I didn't buy anything for anyone.
Doc: Gifts!!? Oh…umm my gifts for you are in the other room, let me go get them.
With that Doc left the room and went on a Mad Dash to find gifts for the rest of the crew. He went to target to see what he could get cheap and walked out with his 5 gifts confident that he had made the right decisions. He ran quickly back to the camp and walked into the room.
Doc: I got them.
Guy: Wow and it only took you 45 minutes. Amazingly during that time, WE DID NOTHING because Cody assured us that you would be back soon.
Cody: and I was right!
Guy: groan
Doc: Well, let me hand these out to you all.
He hands a package to Cutman, who opens it.
Cutman: Oh thanks Doc, it's a bag of kitty litter. I don't know what I would do without this. Especially since we don't own a cat.
Doc: I thought you'd like it. Here's yours Cody. (hands Cody a present)
Cody: (tears the wrapping off quicky) YES!! This is AWESOME! You got me a Best of Country album!!! And even though I don't like country music, I'll still listen to this every night because you gave it to me! Oops, you left the price tag on it. WOW, you paid $199 for this?
Guy: Lemme see that. (grabs CD and looks at it) Cody that says $1.99.
Cody: Yeah, $199, like I said.
Guy: whatever.
Doc: Well, the next present it for the L-Block. (puts a present down in front of the L-Block)
(the present just sits there)
Doc: Will someone open the present for the L-Block?
(Cody opens it, it is a tire for a car)
Guy: Well if that isn't the most useless present ever, I don't know what is! The L-Block doesn't own a car, doesn't drive any cars, and I don't even think he can physically sit in a car without falling over!
Doc: But does he like the present?
L-Block: *blip*
Doc: YAY! Your present is next Duke. (hands Duke a present)
Duke: (opens present) Wow, a new punching bag! Although it is made for 3 year old children I will use it as agressively as I do my real punching bag while training!
Doc: and finally, here is your present Guy. (hand Guy a present)
Guy: Oh lord, this is gonna be horrible. (opens present) Hmm…a Liquid leather repair kit. Now why in the word would you buy this for me?
Doc: Well, didn't you say its what you wanted in the first chapter of this VERY fan fic?
Guy: No, that was T.Hawk. And I suppose that he didn't get it either since no one likes him.
Doc: Oh, well that's too bad.
Guy: You know what, this chapter is crap! It isn't really coming to any point, it isn't advancing the story line of the main fic, and it isn't very funny!
cog: Well you know what Mr. Spoilsport, I was gonna reveal the formula for world peace at the end, but you can just forget it now!
Guy: FINE BY ME!! (storms out of room)
cog: well, readers, that's one chapter that you'll never see the end to. But let's look at what we have accomplished in the short time we were together today. Well, the fact that L-Block can't drive is now known, Cody acted like an ass, and we've broken the 4th wall numerous times. I hope you all had fun and I also hope that this hold you over until I get the real chapter up. And if it doesn't then poo you.