Next morning:
Early in the morning, Gandalf wakes up. He founds out it is clever to wake all the other, so he runs in to Gimli and Legolas.
"Hello, wake up you silly-heads!" he yell. "Especially you Legolas, who is going to do the biathlon in some hours.
"What?" says the double bed's left side. "Is Legolas going to do skiing and shooting?"
"Yes, he is, Gimli," says Gandalf resigned. "In two hours, and that is why I think your friend shall get his cute little ass out from the bed!"
"How do you know that his ass is cute?" says Gimli, and a beard appears in the quilt. "It is only me that is supposed to see it..."
"Oh, relax, I just guessed," says Gandalf and pulls Gimli out of the bed after the beard. The dwarf stands on the floor in now just a white boxer with pink elephants (or oliphaunts...) on.
"Hey, that one was cute, where did you got it?" asks Gandalf and points with his staff on Gimli's boxer.
"Oh, it was a Christmas present from Legolas. Ask him," answers Gimli.
"The only problem is that he is asleep. How to wake him?" wonders Gandalf.
"When is his race starting?" asks Gimli.
"He is going to be at the area in two hours, so YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" yells Gandalf. Gimli leaps three foot in the air, and scream with a very squeaky voice.
"Where is the Balrog?" Legolas is appearing in the bed, with his hair lying perfect as always.
"There are no one, but I am waking you up," says Gandalf.
"But the time is only 4.30 in the morning!" protests Legolas.
"Yep, but you are supposed to be at the biathlon area at 7.00, so get your ass out of that bed!" says Gandalf. Legolas leaps out of the bed.
"Dude... Are you really wearing thongs? Legolas, cover..." screams Gandalf, when the elf is standing on the floor.
"They look better under my tight trousers," defends Legolas himself.
"Okay, but why did you bought the one which says 'I'm damn hot'?" asks Gandalf, who had turned the back to Legolas.
"It was a Christmas present!" shouts Legolas angry
"Talking about Christmas, where did you bought Gimli's boxer? I would love to have one like them myself!" says Gandalf.
"Oooooh, I bought it in the Shire, actually," answers Legolas.
"As I always said, you can learn everything about hobbits in a month, and still get surprised after a hundred years..." says Gandalf and walk out the door to wake up the rest of the Fellowship.
After breakfast (which the hobbits divided in three, to pretend they were home) and map reading (which were given up, that's why) everyone now sits in a cab on their way to the Soldier Hollow. The cab stops, and Gandalf casts a little spell on the driver so they do not have to pay. Clever guy, he is...
"Gandalf," says Pippin. "Question: Where the hell is Legolas' racing skis and his rifle?"
"Answer:" said Gandalf and does something with his staff. With a 'pop' a brand new pair of freaking' cool, red racing skis appear in the front of Legolas. "Here is the skis, and no one has EVER said that there is illegal to use bow instead of rifle in this competition... So Legolas, there is the start, and there is the finish." Gandalf points with his staff.
"So, you mean, I am in this game now?" asks Legolas.
"Yep," says the Wizard.
"But..."
"Never set a question on my decisions. We will win this Olympic Games, oh how we rule...." Gandalf starts to sing.
"Was there any alcohol at the breakfast table that I missed?" whispers Merry to Pippin.
"I heard that one!" says Gandalf.
"Oh, please, don't do anything cruel to me!" says Merry ironic.
"Okay, good bye everyone, see you in an hour or so, when I am finished," says Legolas and head for the start.
The rest of the Fellowship has found their places at the stands. Pippin and Merry sits and eats hot dogs, Sam has a bucket of pop corn at his knee, Frodo is looking at the grandstands, Aragorn cleans Anduril (his sword, silly!), Boromir sleeps on Aragorn's shoulder...Gimli is saying "This must go well!" Gandalf answers: "It will, if not, I have my staff ready..."
Legolas is standing alone, trying to understand his brand new skis. He understands the point with them, too! (good boy, goooooood boy...) Another biathlon-racer is coming over to him.
"Hello," says the stranger. "I haven't seen you before. Where are you from?"
"Hullo," answers Legolas. "I am from Middle-Earth." The other raises eyebrows, but says he knows where it is. "Nice country, eh?"
"Very," says Legolas, glad to have someone to talk to. He talks with the stranger for a while, but suddenly one of those helpers comes over with a startnumber for Legolas. "The race will start in five minutes. Find your rifle and go to the start line."
"What rifle do you have?" asks the other skier Legolas.
"Oh, I am just using this old thing," answers Legolas and points at his bow.
"Gotta go!" says the other and runs of. Legolas moves to the start line.
With a 'bang' the biathlon is started. Boromir wakes up ("where is the war?"), Aragorn stops to clean Anduril and Gimli is more nervous than ever. Legolas is doing pretty well (he is a smart elf after all) and when they come in to first standing shooting, he is at second last place. But, as we know, Legolas is great at shooting, at he shoots down all the five holes in swich-swach-swuch.
What did they say at the commentator boxes? Let us hear:
"And there goes the Kenyan, he has five rounds to go, pity... Now is it Legolas Greenleaf... what??? From Middle-Earth who will shoot. This is his first match, although he is 2971, noooo, years old. There must be something wrong here. I will see. But, oh! Legolas Greenleaf has shoot down all the marks, with a ... bow??? And is going on, on a temporary 27th place... Shit, something is not as it should be up here..."
Legolas goes out and, man, that elf is damn good at skiing!! He passes some Russians and Swedes in a downhill slope, and goes in to first lying (?) shoot. Again our hero score in the middle of the bull's eye every time, and runs out on 23rd place. After some fabulous ski running he is at second standing shooting, and as always, every shot is a score. Actually, he runs out from here in 2nd place! Only a Norwegian, Ole Einar Bjoerndalen, is before Legolas... But the Norwegian is nearly a minute before our hero, so that is in the shooting Legolas can beat him. When Legolas comes in to last shoot, Ole Einar Bjoerndalen has shoot down two of his marks. Legolas shoot all the five when Ole Einar Bjoerndalen is doing his third and fourth shot. Legolas goes out, but Ole Einar Bjoerndalen is not very far behind. It is a damn thrilling run to the finish, Soldier Hollow is not breathing, and everything is silence. And they walk in just as the same time!
Gimli has eaten up his nails at the stage, and Gandalf is angry because Legolas didn't suck so he could use a spell. Merry and Pippin is eating their 22nd hot dog, and Anduril has never been so polished before. Boromir has slept a lot on Aragorn's shoulder, except from the finishing part of the race. Frodo and Sam have (unbelievable) concentrated at the game.
The photo from the finish line shows that Legolas was first. That means - he WON!! Gimli runs down and hugs Legolas. Gandalf dances down.
"Could we order ales instead of hot dogs?" asks Merry to Pippin
"I heard that one!" says Gandalf.
"Oh, please, don't do anything mean to me!" says Merry ironic.
Well, everything is happy, until the premium distribution. Legolas stands on the top, but which flag will they run up? And which national anthem will the band play? Luckily, Aragorn has the banner that Arwen made for him. And even more luckily, Boromir has his horn, and can play a little song on that (he can play "In dreams" from "The breaking of the fellowship" on the soundtrack to the movie, if you were dead interested in it...) So Boromir plays, and Aragorn's banner runs up. The hobbits cheer and dance like they did at Bilbo's Long Expected Party (that means, like headless chickens). Gimli cries in happiness. Gandalf mutters to himself: "It is indeed good they do not know what they are up to tomorrow..."
~ Next chapter will be up soon. Everyone will have a competition... How is the relationship between Gimli and Legolas actually? Are they gay? Will Pippin and Merry get fat? Is Gandalf an alcoholic? Next chapter will show...
I am sorry if there are wrong grammatical or bad spelling, but English is not my first language. Don't be cruel about my spelling mistakes... Ideas for next chapter are great... And if someone wondered: I do not owe Olympics or The Fellowship. But I DO owe a TV to watch the Olympics, and a copy of LOTR...~
Early in the morning, Gandalf wakes up. He founds out it is clever to wake all the other, so he runs in to Gimli and Legolas.
"Hello, wake up you silly-heads!" he yell. "Especially you Legolas, who is going to do the biathlon in some hours.
"What?" says the double bed's left side. "Is Legolas going to do skiing and shooting?"
"Yes, he is, Gimli," says Gandalf resigned. "In two hours, and that is why I think your friend shall get his cute little ass out from the bed!"
"How do you know that his ass is cute?" says Gimli, and a beard appears in the quilt. "It is only me that is supposed to see it..."
"Oh, relax, I just guessed," says Gandalf and pulls Gimli out of the bed after the beard. The dwarf stands on the floor in now just a white boxer with pink elephants (or oliphaunts...) on.
"Hey, that one was cute, where did you got it?" asks Gandalf and points with his staff on Gimli's boxer.
"Oh, it was a Christmas present from Legolas. Ask him," answers Gimli.
"The only problem is that he is asleep. How to wake him?" wonders Gandalf.
"When is his race starting?" asks Gimli.
"He is going to be at the area in two hours, so YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" yells Gandalf. Gimli leaps three foot in the air, and scream with a very squeaky voice.
"Where is the Balrog?" Legolas is appearing in the bed, with his hair lying perfect as always.
"There are no one, but I am waking you up," says Gandalf.
"But the time is only 4.30 in the morning!" protests Legolas.
"Yep, but you are supposed to be at the biathlon area at 7.00, so get your ass out of that bed!" says Gandalf. Legolas leaps out of the bed.
"Dude... Are you really wearing thongs? Legolas, cover..." screams Gandalf, when the elf is standing on the floor.
"They look better under my tight trousers," defends Legolas himself.
"Okay, but why did you bought the one which says 'I'm damn hot'?" asks Gandalf, who had turned the back to Legolas.
"It was a Christmas present!" shouts Legolas angry
"Talking about Christmas, where did you bought Gimli's boxer? I would love to have one like them myself!" says Gandalf.
"Oooooh, I bought it in the Shire, actually," answers Legolas.
"As I always said, you can learn everything about hobbits in a month, and still get surprised after a hundred years..." says Gandalf and walk out the door to wake up the rest of the Fellowship.
After breakfast (which the hobbits divided in three, to pretend they were home) and map reading (which were given up, that's why) everyone now sits in a cab on their way to the Soldier Hollow. The cab stops, and Gandalf casts a little spell on the driver so they do not have to pay. Clever guy, he is...
"Gandalf," says Pippin. "Question: Where the hell is Legolas' racing skis and his rifle?"
"Answer:" said Gandalf and does something with his staff. With a 'pop' a brand new pair of freaking' cool, red racing skis appear in the front of Legolas. "Here is the skis, and no one has EVER said that there is illegal to use bow instead of rifle in this competition... So Legolas, there is the start, and there is the finish." Gandalf points with his staff.
"So, you mean, I am in this game now?" asks Legolas.
"Yep," says the Wizard.
"But..."
"Never set a question on my decisions. We will win this Olympic Games, oh how we rule...." Gandalf starts to sing.
"Was there any alcohol at the breakfast table that I missed?" whispers Merry to Pippin.
"I heard that one!" says Gandalf.
"Oh, please, don't do anything cruel to me!" says Merry ironic.
"Okay, good bye everyone, see you in an hour or so, when I am finished," says Legolas and head for the start.
The rest of the Fellowship has found their places at the stands. Pippin and Merry sits and eats hot dogs, Sam has a bucket of pop corn at his knee, Frodo is looking at the grandstands, Aragorn cleans Anduril (his sword, silly!), Boromir sleeps on Aragorn's shoulder...Gimli is saying "This must go well!" Gandalf answers: "It will, if not, I have my staff ready..."
Legolas is standing alone, trying to understand his brand new skis. He understands the point with them, too! (good boy, goooooood boy...) Another biathlon-racer is coming over to him.
"Hello," says the stranger. "I haven't seen you before. Where are you from?"
"Hullo," answers Legolas. "I am from Middle-Earth." The other raises eyebrows, but says he knows where it is. "Nice country, eh?"
"Very," says Legolas, glad to have someone to talk to. He talks with the stranger for a while, but suddenly one of those helpers comes over with a startnumber for Legolas. "The race will start in five minutes. Find your rifle and go to the start line."
"What rifle do you have?" asks the other skier Legolas.
"Oh, I am just using this old thing," answers Legolas and points at his bow.
"Gotta go!" says the other and runs of. Legolas moves to the start line.
With a 'bang' the biathlon is started. Boromir wakes up ("where is the war?"), Aragorn stops to clean Anduril and Gimli is more nervous than ever. Legolas is doing pretty well (he is a smart elf after all) and when they come in to first standing shooting, he is at second last place. But, as we know, Legolas is great at shooting, at he shoots down all the five holes in swich-swach-swuch.
What did they say at the commentator boxes? Let us hear:
"And there goes the Kenyan, he has five rounds to go, pity... Now is it Legolas Greenleaf... what??? From Middle-Earth who will shoot. This is his first match, although he is 2971, noooo, years old. There must be something wrong here. I will see. But, oh! Legolas Greenleaf has shoot down all the marks, with a ... bow??? And is going on, on a temporary 27th place... Shit, something is not as it should be up here..."
Legolas goes out and, man, that elf is damn good at skiing!! He passes some Russians and Swedes in a downhill slope, and goes in to first lying (?) shoot. Again our hero score in the middle of the bull's eye every time, and runs out on 23rd place. After some fabulous ski running he is at second standing shooting, and as always, every shot is a score. Actually, he runs out from here in 2nd place! Only a Norwegian, Ole Einar Bjoerndalen, is before Legolas... But the Norwegian is nearly a minute before our hero, so that is in the shooting Legolas can beat him. When Legolas comes in to last shoot, Ole Einar Bjoerndalen has shoot down two of his marks. Legolas shoot all the five when Ole Einar Bjoerndalen is doing his third and fourth shot. Legolas goes out, but Ole Einar Bjoerndalen is not very far behind. It is a damn thrilling run to the finish, Soldier Hollow is not breathing, and everything is silence. And they walk in just as the same time!
Gimli has eaten up his nails at the stage, and Gandalf is angry because Legolas didn't suck so he could use a spell. Merry and Pippin is eating their 22nd hot dog, and Anduril has never been so polished before. Boromir has slept a lot on Aragorn's shoulder, except from the finishing part of the race. Frodo and Sam have (unbelievable) concentrated at the game.
The photo from the finish line shows that Legolas was first. That means - he WON!! Gimli runs down and hugs Legolas. Gandalf dances down.
"Could we order ales instead of hot dogs?" asks Merry to Pippin
"I heard that one!" says Gandalf.
"Oh, please, don't do anything mean to me!" says Merry ironic.
Well, everything is happy, until the premium distribution. Legolas stands on the top, but which flag will they run up? And which national anthem will the band play? Luckily, Aragorn has the banner that Arwen made for him. And even more luckily, Boromir has his horn, and can play a little song on that (he can play "In dreams" from "The breaking of the fellowship" on the soundtrack to the movie, if you were dead interested in it...) So Boromir plays, and Aragorn's banner runs up. The hobbits cheer and dance like they did at Bilbo's Long Expected Party (that means, like headless chickens). Gimli cries in happiness. Gandalf mutters to himself: "It is indeed good they do not know what they are up to tomorrow..."
~ Next chapter will be up soon. Everyone will have a competition... How is the relationship between Gimli and Legolas actually? Are they gay? Will Pippin and Merry get fat? Is Gandalf an alcoholic? Next chapter will show...
I am sorry if there are wrong grammatical or bad spelling, but English is not my first language. Don't be cruel about my spelling mistakes... Ideas for next chapter are great... And if someone wondered: I do not owe Olympics or The Fellowship. But I DO owe a TV to watch the Olympics, and a copy of LOTR...~