Another of this new and merry mornings. Gandalf is doing his waking as always. He forgets to knock on the door to Boromir and Aragorn, so he comes in to complete ... sleepiness. They are both asleep. But, in the bed Boromir lays, and Aragorn lays and snores on the bathroom floor. Gandalf starts with Aragorn. He has always slept very light, Rangers, you know...
"Hi! Aragorn! There is a bear right behind you!" yells Gandalf into Aragorn's ear. Before Gandalf can add his usual "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Aragorn is on his feet.
"Where is the bear?" asks he, before he sees himself in the mirror, and realises that the ONLY thing behind him is a toilet. "Are there a bear in the shower, or what?"
"No, dumbass, it was just the easiest way to wake you up!" answers Gandalf. "But why in Middle-Earth are you sleeping on the bathroom floor?"
"Well," says Aragorn and sighs. "Would you share bed with a betrayer? And he does not like that I am the king of Gondor and all that stuff, and that his brother is just my servant, not the Steward, who rules all of Gondor..." (Author's note: Boromir is actually dead. If we were in Middle-Earth. This adventure happens after that Ring-thing...)
"Oh, I see," nods Gandalf. "Pity. I hoped you would get friends on this trip."
"Well, we do have some fun together..." says Aragorn and smiles.
"Tell me more, tell me more," says Gandalf and sounds like the chorus on "Summer Nights" from Grease.
"We listens through the walls on the neighbours," whispers Aragorn.
"You listen to Merry and Pippin, and some Russians?" says Gandalf in great surprise. "Man, you are bloody mad..."
"We are not!"
"I go and wake Boromir. Wash your hair, you have a competition to win."
"WHAT?" This was a surprise to Aragorn. "I am the king of Gondor. You cannot set me to do sports!"
"I do. You have are just going to lay down on something that looks like a pizza tin, and come down the track as fast as you can. Nothing more." Gandalf is calm as ever
"But, but..." Aragorn is not supposed to finish his sentence, before Gandalf pushes him into the shower.
"Do not forget to wash your hair!" says Gandalf, before he wakes all the others.
Finally, everyone is one the Utah Olympic Park. Gandalf little pay trick on the cab driver did not work today, so everyone is a bit fagged; they had to run from the very angry driver. He was mad!! Americans, you know... (Sorry all Americans...)
"Mmm, they makes indeed good hot dogs here," says Pippin to Merry.
"Great!" says Merry when he is chewing a big bite.
"Dear Merry," says Frodo very adultly. "How was that 'not-speak-when-you-are-eating-'thing? Heard of that?"
"Oh, I am sooo sorry," answers Merry ironic, and blows hot dog pieces over Frodo. Meanwhile, Gandalf has found a skeleton board for Aragorn. But, of course, there is a problem here. Aragorn is to FAT. The competitor and his board are not allowed to weigh more than 115 kg. Aragorn is at 120.
"Well," says Gandalv. "That means you have to let Anduril back with me, and your belt, knife, extra food, herbs, water, the extra knife, your pipe and pipeweed, and all that other Ranger-stuff."
"NO!" shouts Aragorn. "I cannot leave it!"
"You shall!" yells Gandalf back.
"NOT PASS!!!" screams Pippin to finish Gandalf's sentence.
"What are you, little idiotic hobbit, doing?" says Gandalf.
"He called you idiotic!" says Merry and drags his sword. "For the Shire!" He runs against Gandalf. Legolas catches him, and raise the Hobbit into the air. Merry waves with his sword and cuts of a wisp of hair from Legolas.
"Oh no!" says Legolas and drops Merry. He falls down in a snow heap.
"Okay then," says Aragorn rather grumpy, and gives all his stuff to Gandalf. Now the weight is 110 kg.
"How do you manage to carry all this in general?" asks Gandalf, but the race is about to start, so Aragorn has to go. I will not say that skeleton is a very difficult sport, all you have to do is to lay on a board and hope you not crash into something, so Aragorn has pretty good chances to win this. Especially with Gandalf's spell on the stand.
Merry and Pippin are testing out new hot dogs (with cheese, taco sauce etc), Sam is thinking of Rosie, Frodo talks with himself ("oh, precious, no..."), Gandalf thinks of spells he might use if Aragorn makes a fool of himself, Boromir wants to go home and Gimli and Legolas are having a little girl-chat, and snicker for themselves.
And Aragorn is lying on his board, all alone. And now - it is even his turn. He walks over to the start and lies down; ready to push on the ice to get speed. He starts to, and the time is going. He is down in not that much time, but let us now go inside Aragorn's head to listen to his thoughts. "Oh, I do hate Gandalf right now. This is an evil game. I do not see anything, aaaah, a bend, I got to lean to this...no, the other side. Well, I will not be nice to Gandalf after this. I am a king; he cannot set me up to, lean to the right, no left! things like this. Was that the finish? Cool."
After another turn, it ends like this, with Aragorn on the top of the rostrum. Boromir is very happy to play again; he is easy to make happy. Merry and Pippin have found their favourite hot dog (with cheese, bacon, mustard and taco sauce), Frodo is still doing Gollum, Sam is in Rosie-land, Gandalf is a bit grumpy because he was not allowed to use any spells today, and Gimli and Legolas are just finished with talking about their menstruation cycle. (Girl-talk, you know...)
When the Fellowship walks down from the stadium, Gandalf suggest that they go to a disco or something to celebrate that they have won two gold and one silver so far.
"Where did I miss alcohol today?" whispers Merry to Pippin.
"I heard that one!" says Gandalf.
"Oh, please, don't do anything mean to me!" says Merry ironic.
"I might turn you into an oliphaunt!" threats Gandalf. It ends with that Gandalf and Gimli goes to a disco. After several hours they come home to the rest of the gang, which had stayed up to wait for them. Legolas is a bit angry on Gimli, because it is so late. Gandalf is indeed drunk. He sings and yells and raves around like a... drunken man.
"Now we know where the alcohol comes from at least," says Merry to Pippin.
"I heard that one!" says Gandalf.
"Oh, please, don't do anything mean to me!" says Merry ironic.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" yells Gandalf, and Aragorn and Frodo put him into bed. Aragorn finds a sleepy-herb with immediate effect when you have eaten it, and puts it into Gandalf's mouth. He yells a last "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!", before he falls asleep. The day is over.
~Gandalf might be an alcoholic, but Aragorn is a skeleton hero! Sorry it takes some time before I update, but I am an active person, and do a lot of things. I will try to finish this story in not so long time. In the Easter holiday there will be a new update, I guess. REVIEW! Thanks to Siri, who helped me with last chapter, with Gimli. Thanks to everyone else to, and I do not owe any of those I write about, not the Olympics. To all of you who thinks I hate LOTR and are a fanatic Olympic Games fan, I am not neither of this. I love LOTR, and have seen very little from Salt Lake City. But I think it is so funny to write about.~
"Hi! Aragorn! There is a bear right behind you!" yells Gandalf into Aragorn's ear. Before Gandalf can add his usual "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Aragorn is on his feet.
"Where is the bear?" asks he, before he sees himself in the mirror, and realises that the ONLY thing behind him is a toilet. "Are there a bear in the shower, or what?"
"No, dumbass, it was just the easiest way to wake you up!" answers Gandalf. "But why in Middle-Earth are you sleeping on the bathroom floor?"
"Well," says Aragorn and sighs. "Would you share bed with a betrayer? And he does not like that I am the king of Gondor and all that stuff, and that his brother is just my servant, not the Steward, who rules all of Gondor..." (Author's note: Boromir is actually dead. If we were in Middle-Earth. This adventure happens after that Ring-thing...)
"Oh, I see," nods Gandalf. "Pity. I hoped you would get friends on this trip."
"Well, we do have some fun together..." says Aragorn and smiles.
"Tell me more, tell me more," says Gandalf and sounds like the chorus on "Summer Nights" from Grease.
"We listens through the walls on the neighbours," whispers Aragorn.
"You listen to Merry and Pippin, and some Russians?" says Gandalf in great surprise. "Man, you are bloody mad..."
"We are not!"
"I go and wake Boromir. Wash your hair, you have a competition to win."
"WHAT?" This was a surprise to Aragorn. "I am the king of Gondor. You cannot set me to do sports!"
"I do. You have are just going to lay down on something that looks like a pizza tin, and come down the track as fast as you can. Nothing more." Gandalf is calm as ever
"But, but..." Aragorn is not supposed to finish his sentence, before Gandalf pushes him into the shower.
"Do not forget to wash your hair!" says Gandalf, before he wakes all the others.
Finally, everyone is one the Utah Olympic Park. Gandalf little pay trick on the cab driver did not work today, so everyone is a bit fagged; they had to run from the very angry driver. He was mad!! Americans, you know... (Sorry all Americans...)
"Mmm, they makes indeed good hot dogs here," says Pippin to Merry.
"Great!" says Merry when he is chewing a big bite.
"Dear Merry," says Frodo very adultly. "How was that 'not-speak-when-you-are-eating-'thing? Heard of that?"
"Oh, I am sooo sorry," answers Merry ironic, and blows hot dog pieces over Frodo. Meanwhile, Gandalf has found a skeleton board for Aragorn. But, of course, there is a problem here. Aragorn is to FAT. The competitor and his board are not allowed to weigh more than 115 kg. Aragorn is at 120.
"Well," says Gandalv. "That means you have to let Anduril back with me, and your belt, knife, extra food, herbs, water, the extra knife, your pipe and pipeweed, and all that other Ranger-stuff."
"NO!" shouts Aragorn. "I cannot leave it!"
"You shall!" yells Gandalf back.
"NOT PASS!!!" screams Pippin to finish Gandalf's sentence.
"What are you, little idiotic hobbit, doing?" says Gandalf.
"He called you idiotic!" says Merry and drags his sword. "For the Shire!" He runs against Gandalf. Legolas catches him, and raise the Hobbit into the air. Merry waves with his sword and cuts of a wisp of hair from Legolas.
"Oh no!" says Legolas and drops Merry. He falls down in a snow heap.
"Okay then," says Aragorn rather grumpy, and gives all his stuff to Gandalf. Now the weight is 110 kg.
"How do you manage to carry all this in general?" asks Gandalf, but the race is about to start, so Aragorn has to go. I will not say that skeleton is a very difficult sport, all you have to do is to lay on a board and hope you not crash into something, so Aragorn has pretty good chances to win this. Especially with Gandalf's spell on the stand.
Merry and Pippin are testing out new hot dogs (with cheese, taco sauce etc), Sam is thinking of Rosie, Frodo talks with himself ("oh, precious, no..."), Gandalf thinks of spells he might use if Aragorn makes a fool of himself, Boromir wants to go home and Gimli and Legolas are having a little girl-chat, and snicker for themselves.
And Aragorn is lying on his board, all alone. And now - it is even his turn. He walks over to the start and lies down; ready to push on the ice to get speed. He starts to, and the time is going. He is down in not that much time, but let us now go inside Aragorn's head to listen to his thoughts. "Oh, I do hate Gandalf right now. This is an evil game. I do not see anything, aaaah, a bend, I got to lean to this...no, the other side. Well, I will not be nice to Gandalf after this. I am a king; he cannot set me up to, lean to the right, no left! things like this. Was that the finish? Cool."
After another turn, it ends like this, with Aragorn on the top of the rostrum. Boromir is very happy to play again; he is easy to make happy. Merry and Pippin have found their favourite hot dog (with cheese, bacon, mustard and taco sauce), Frodo is still doing Gollum, Sam is in Rosie-land, Gandalf is a bit grumpy because he was not allowed to use any spells today, and Gimli and Legolas are just finished with talking about their menstruation cycle. (Girl-talk, you know...)
When the Fellowship walks down from the stadium, Gandalf suggest that they go to a disco or something to celebrate that they have won two gold and one silver so far.
"Where did I miss alcohol today?" whispers Merry to Pippin.
"I heard that one!" says Gandalf.
"Oh, please, don't do anything mean to me!" says Merry ironic.
"I might turn you into an oliphaunt!" threats Gandalf. It ends with that Gandalf and Gimli goes to a disco. After several hours they come home to the rest of the gang, which had stayed up to wait for them. Legolas is a bit angry on Gimli, because it is so late. Gandalf is indeed drunk. He sings and yells and raves around like a... drunken man.
"Now we know where the alcohol comes from at least," says Merry to Pippin.
"I heard that one!" says Gandalf.
"Oh, please, don't do anything mean to me!" says Merry ironic.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" yells Gandalf, and Aragorn and Frodo put him into bed. Aragorn finds a sleepy-herb with immediate effect when you have eaten it, and puts it into Gandalf's mouth. He yells a last "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!", before he falls asleep. The day is over.
~Gandalf might be an alcoholic, but Aragorn is a skeleton hero! Sorry it takes some time before I update, but I am an active person, and do a lot of things. I will try to finish this story in not so long time. In the Easter holiday there will be a new update, I guess. REVIEW! Thanks to Siri, who helped me with last chapter, with Gimli. Thanks to everyone else to, and I do not owe any of those I write about, not the Olympics. To all of you who thinks I hate LOTR and are a fanatic Olympic Games fan, I am not neither of this. I love LOTR, and have seen very little from Salt Lake City. But I think it is so funny to write about.~