Nihao, minna! Due to a whole lotta confusion over what happened to Chichiri and people threatening to damage me if he doesn't come back, I have decided to post the rest fo Season One of The Continued Adventures of the Blue Psychedelic Ghetto Bus of DOOM Doom doom . . . .
And there was much rejoicing . . . . (yay)
However, I still think the episode are a lot easier to read and a helluva lot less confusing with the proper formatting, so please visit my website for the better version of Season One (which is episodes 1 - 19, btw) as well as however many episodes of Season Two are posted. (At the time of this posting, I was up to Ep 22: "The Ghetto Bus Presents . . . . ")
A Quick Note For Those of You Who Are Worried About Chichiri: No worries. I love him just as much as you do, so he's not gone forever. He's just . . . shall we say . . . on holiday.
And YES, Miroku WILL be getting his just desserts, nyeh heh heh heh heh . . . .
Episode 13: "The Monk Has Two Faces"
(Miroku, still in the washroom, is arguing with . . . uh, himself . . . or Chichiri, however you wanna see it.)
Miroku: Why is this happening to me?! The void never had these kinds of side effects before . . . .
*twitch* Well, you never absorbed a shishiseishi before, now did you, no da.
*twitch* N-No, can't say I have . . . not to my knowledge, anyway . . . .
*twitch* To your knowledge . . . keh! Stupid bouzu, no da.
*twitch* Hey!
*twitch* Oh shut up, we both know it's true, nan no da.
*twitch* OK, you know what? You're really starting to get on my nerves!
*twitch* Likewise, no da.
*twitch* (Stands.) Don't make me kick your sorry ass again!
*twitch* I'd like to see you try, no da!
*twitch* Don't tempt me, kisama.
*twitch* How exactly do you plan to do that? I'm inside your brain, no da! This isn't a pleasant place to be stuck, either. I've never seen so many lecherous, hormone-driven thoughts together in one single place! It's enough to keep Fluffy-san spinning that plate for weeks, nan no da!
*twitch* Hey! Did I say you could read my thoughts? I think NOT!
*twitch* Yes, you think not. That's becoming more and more obvious, no da.
*twitch* Say that again.
*twitch* It's becoming more and more obvious that you think not . . . of anything except getting laid, no da!
*twitch* You're asking for it, old man!
*twitch* You can get as pissed as you want, bouzu. Not that it'll do you any good, no da. I'm in here and there's not much you can do about . . . . (Miroku punches himself in the jaw.) That's better. Hello, silence, my old friend. (He turns to leave the washroom.)
Chichiri: *voiceover* Don't get too comfortable, bouzu. You're not rid of me yet, no da.
[AN: And on that ominous note, we conclude the shortest episode in Ghetto Bus history!]