Crisco number two, Stinky Crisco and Buttered Lightbulbs
By: Agent Dalton and Sponge Bob Cow Pants
Rated: PG13
Classification: Humor
Spoilers: Requiem, maybe
Archive: YEAH, just keep our header on it.
Summary: Scully now works as a cheese clerk. She also goes to a family reunion at the food mart(you need to read the first story first, to understand things in here)
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, we don't own Mulder, Scully, and the others. We don't sell biscuits either. Mulder and Scully and their buddies belong to FOX, CC, and the "I made this" people. If we owned them there would be no need for shippy fanfic.
Feedback: Come on, people. We need feedback to keep this series going! Keep in mind we are only in 7th and 8th grade.
Authors' notes at bottom.
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Scully got fired from her daycare job, because all the kids were copying the people on the NC-17 movie that she dropped them off at. She then found the job of being the cheese clerk at the local biscuit shop.
When Scully got to work, she went to get the cheese out of the cupboards. It was moldy. She missed Muldy, he was still gone.
She was jealous of the keyboard, he always got all of the good cheese. She had to look at all of the moldy ones, and the keyboard got Chez Wiz, cheese flies, cheese fleas, cheesed geese, and buttercakes. They were homemade.
MEANWHILE...
Crisco was working on resurrecting himself. He was recreating himself by sniffing the bowling shoes. The stench made him Stinky Crisco.
He found Scully's granny clasper on the ground, she must have dropped it when she was spreading him on the bowling alley.
BACK TO SCULLY
When Scully was finishing her cheese job, she was thinking about going back to the camel lot. She wanted to find her long lost sister again.
When she got to the camel lot, she saw another strange shaped camel. She knew it was her sister at once, the only problem was that all of the camels looked like her sister! She shot them all in the head, and in the butt for kicks and giggles (again!)
Then the pope popped up and said, "Never use joker cards in war. The CANT beat everything.
Stinky Crisco then came scampering in, with the Buttered Lightbulb Clan at his tail. They took all of the camel's panty hose. They were on a panty hose mission this time.
The Buttered Lightbulbs' lips were sealed. The wouldn't tell anyone about the calculator button, and the bindings on the window.
Scully watched the whole scene while shuffling a deck of cards.
After Stinky Crisco and the Buttered Lightbulbs left, Scully experimented taping her fingers together. She also practiced putting paste on her face.
END OF SCENE ONE
Scully went back to her home in cheesy lane. Her underpants were getting kind of wedgied, so she un-wedgied them. Then she looked in her room she saw her sister, how could her sister be here? She was dead. Camels just cant come back to life. She was wearing lipstick too.
Her sister was in the bed with Mariah Carey, and a daycare kid. They were fooling around with each others noses. They were giggling very loudly.
Scully then went into the bathroom and barfed, and then watched Dances With Wolves. When she was down, she could aways watch those little hottie indians dance.
While she was watching it, she decided her toenails needed a real clipping. She turned off Dances With Wolves, and got the lawnmower. Bubble Wrap was already using the lawn mower. Scully was furious, but she decided not to shoot Bubble Wrap, because it was so cute.
Scully went back into her apartment, and turned on the garbage disposal. She cut her toenails in that.
When she was done cutting her toenails, she turned on The Little Mermaid. Flounder reminded her of Muldy.
Then she challenged the ketchup bottle to a game of Pokemon. The ketchup won, and it was a high stakes game. They bet their socks for tomorrow's gathering.
Mother Theresa and the Pope popped up and said, "Animal Crackers at my place, all you party animals!"
END OF SCENE TWO
When Scully was checking her mail, she had an invitation to a family reunion. It said to be at the Food Mart in exactly three hours.
Scully didn't want to go, because she thought her sister might be there. You never know with those camels. But after 3 seconds of debating, she decided to go. The produce section was her most favorite place in the world.
After two hours of deciding what to wear, she finally decided on a natural bathing suit. It was made out of whipped cream, leaves, and grass seeds. Don't forget two grapes and orange peelings.
She got in her new Jaguar that was a BMW and a Honda. She tried not to get a raccoon in her muffler, but she couldn't help it. Those coons were little rascals.
When she got to the food market, she stepped out of her car and found a fruit bowl. She put it on around her neck.
She walked up to the food mart, and the doors opened by themselves. Scully was horrified! She had never seen such a thing, how did the open all by themselves? (She had never been to the food mart before)
After she got over that shock, she continued in. She found the produce section and looked for her mother. She found a nice looking cucumber and said, "Hello mom". She never remembered her mother being green, but hey, you never know.
She gave her mother a bicycle tire for her birthday, even though it wasn't her birthday. It was father's day.
She went to look for Bill, her younger sister. (Not the camel) She went to Band-Aid section and found a nice little box of Power Ranger Band-Aids. She said, "Hello Bill" and talked to her for five minutes about how cheese is biodegradable, and how your hair is dead, but it really grows.
Then she went to look for her father named Agnes. She headed off to the toilet paper section and found a nice roll of fluffy toilet paper. "Hello Agnes, how are you doing, daddy?" Her daddy was speechless.
She figured he must just be very shocked.
Then they all gathered in a circle and sang Koombiya, but she realized that she was the only one holding hands, and she was the only one singing. How terrible!
She went back to her home and saw her sister. She asked her why she didn't sing. Her sister said that she had cucumber stuck in her hair.
Scully then got in her brand new (very expensive) Honda and drove to the Philippine Islands.
As for Stinky Crisco, he was too busy watching Dances with Wolves.
The pope popped up and said, "Wicker Chair"
END
Authors' notes
We are thinking of making this into a series. We just need lots of feedback. Once we get enough feedback we will sit down for a few hours and write ya'll another installment.
If you would like to archive our stuff, Email Cello6909@aol.com and I will send you our next installments via email.
FRUIT BOWLS
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By: Agent Dalton and Sponge Bob Cow Pants
Rated: PG13
Classification: Humor
Spoilers: Requiem, maybe
Archive: YEAH, just keep our header on it.
Summary: Scully now works as a cheese clerk. She also goes to a family reunion at the food mart(you need to read the first story first, to understand things in here)
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, we don't own Mulder, Scully, and the others. We don't sell biscuits either. Mulder and Scully and their buddies belong to FOX, CC, and the "I made this" people. If we owned them there would be no need for shippy fanfic.
Feedback: Come on, people. We need feedback to keep this series going! Keep in mind we are only in 7th and 8th grade.
Authors' notes at bottom.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Scully got fired from her daycare job, because all the kids were copying the people on the NC-17 movie that she dropped them off at. She then found the job of being the cheese clerk at the local biscuit shop.
When Scully got to work, she went to get the cheese out of the cupboards. It was moldy. She missed Muldy, he was still gone.
She was jealous of the keyboard, he always got all of the good cheese. She had to look at all of the moldy ones, and the keyboard got Chez Wiz, cheese flies, cheese fleas, cheesed geese, and buttercakes. They were homemade.
MEANWHILE...
Crisco was working on resurrecting himself. He was recreating himself by sniffing the bowling shoes. The stench made him Stinky Crisco.
He found Scully's granny clasper on the ground, she must have dropped it when she was spreading him on the bowling alley.
BACK TO SCULLY
When Scully was finishing her cheese job, she was thinking about going back to the camel lot. She wanted to find her long lost sister again.
When she got to the camel lot, she saw another strange shaped camel. She knew it was her sister at once, the only problem was that all of the camels looked like her sister! She shot them all in the head, and in the butt for kicks and giggles (again!)
Then the pope popped up and said, "Never use joker cards in war. The CANT beat everything.
Stinky Crisco then came scampering in, with the Buttered Lightbulb Clan at his tail. They took all of the camel's panty hose. They were on a panty hose mission this time.
The Buttered Lightbulbs' lips were sealed. The wouldn't tell anyone about the calculator button, and the bindings on the window.
Scully watched the whole scene while shuffling a deck of cards.
After Stinky Crisco and the Buttered Lightbulbs left, Scully experimented taping her fingers together. She also practiced putting paste on her face.
END OF SCENE ONE
Scully went back to her home in cheesy lane. Her underpants were getting kind of wedgied, so she un-wedgied them. Then she looked in her room she saw her sister, how could her sister be here? She was dead. Camels just cant come back to life. She was wearing lipstick too.
Her sister was in the bed with Mariah Carey, and a daycare kid. They were fooling around with each others noses. They were giggling very loudly.
Scully then went into the bathroom and barfed, and then watched Dances With Wolves. When she was down, she could aways watch those little hottie indians dance.
While she was watching it, she decided her toenails needed a real clipping. She turned off Dances With Wolves, and got the lawnmower. Bubble Wrap was already using the lawn mower. Scully was furious, but she decided not to shoot Bubble Wrap, because it was so cute.
Scully went back into her apartment, and turned on the garbage disposal. She cut her toenails in that.
When she was done cutting her toenails, she turned on The Little Mermaid. Flounder reminded her of Muldy.
Then she challenged the ketchup bottle to a game of Pokemon. The ketchup won, and it was a high stakes game. They bet their socks for tomorrow's gathering.
Mother Theresa and the Pope popped up and said, "Animal Crackers at my place, all you party animals!"
END OF SCENE TWO
When Scully was checking her mail, she had an invitation to a family reunion. It said to be at the Food Mart in exactly three hours.
Scully didn't want to go, because she thought her sister might be there. You never know with those camels. But after 3 seconds of debating, she decided to go. The produce section was her most favorite place in the world.
After two hours of deciding what to wear, she finally decided on a natural bathing suit. It was made out of whipped cream, leaves, and grass seeds. Don't forget two grapes and orange peelings.
She got in her new Jaguar that was a BMW and a Honda. She tried not to get a raccoon in her muffler, but she couldn't help it. Those coons were little rascals.
When she got to the food market, she stepped out of her car and found a fruit bowl. She put it on around her neck.
She walked up to the food mart, and the doors opened by themselves. Scully was horrified! She had never seen such a thing, how did the open all by themselves? (She had never been to the food mart before)
After she got over that shock, she continued in. She found the produce section and looked for her mother. She found a nice looking cucumber and said, "Hello mom". She never remembered her mother being green, but hey, you never know.
She gave her mother a bicycle tire for her birthday, even though it wasn't her birthday. It was father's day.
She went to look for Bill, her younger sister. (Not the camel) She went to Band-Aid section and found a nice little box of Power Ranger Band-Aids. She said, "Hello Bill" and talked to her for five minutes about how cheese is biodegradable, and how your hair is dead, but it really grows.
Then she went to look for her father named Agnes. She headed off to the toilet paper section and found a nice roll of fluffy toilet paper. "Hello Agnes, how are you doing, daddy?" Her daddy was speechless.
She figured he must just be very shocked.
Then they all gathered in a circle and sang Koombiya, but she realized that she was the only one holding hands, and she was the only one singing. How terrible!
She went back to her home and saw her sister. She asked her why she didn't sing. Her sister said that she had cucumber stuck in her hair.
Scully then got in her brand new (very expensive) Honda and drove to the Philippine Islands.
As for Stinky Crisco, he was too busy watching Dances with Wolves.
The pope popped up and said, "Wicker Chair"
END
Authors' notes
We are thinking of making this into a series. We just need lots of feedback. Once we get enough feedback we will sit down for a few hours and write ya'll another installment.
If you would like to archive our stuff, Email Cello6909@aol.com and I will send you our next installments via email.
FRUIT BOWLS
Sorrie fore anie mispaled werds
Ok, bye
fill out that little box down there