Crisco 3.5, The Day The Biscuits Struck Back
By: Agent Dalton and Sponge Bob Cow Pants
Rated: Fla
SummAry: Ska
STOOB
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One fine morning Scully and Mulder were talking about Gooses; the name of the new Harry Potter Book. It was about two heroic mothers rescuing the duke of Arland.
And then Chuckie said VRRROOM.
Mulder decided that Doggett was way better than him. Cause he is. You know it. Thats right you heard me bitch.
Anyways, Mulder suggested that they go to the moon and smell. Scully agreed immediately.
They went to the moon on seadoos. They got record gas mileage on their heroic trip. Mission control was hiding it all. You know it.
When they got back from the moon they went over to Skinners for noon tea. They discussed a wide variety of topics, including the latest women's fashions. Skinner gave a great insight in that topic.
After that Skinner told them that he was growing tired, and kindly asked Mulder and Scully to leave. They obliged and left promptly.
After they left Skinner put on his black thong and danced to the Macerana.
While he was dancing he screamed "Miricoles" over and over again.
"Miricoles", he screamed, "Miricoles"
"Spinkter, Spinkter, Spinkter", the bluebird said.
32 days later Scully had tickets to go see Roger and the Canines at the Carnegie Hall. They were going to sing many songs, including Bite My Bubble, Frank Goes to 7, and Real Big Mitosis.
While they were at the concert they were having a wonderful time until something went terribly wrong. It was horrible. Very horrible. It was really bad. Really bad. It was really tragic. Really tragic. Get the idea? Good.
Meanwhile, Scully was playing chess with her fish. She was an orange flob. She was screaming "Lucifer, Lucifer" while she moved her bishop. "Checkmate", she said. But really, her king had a ring.
Then Scully heard a knock on the door. It was a biscuit asking for money for his biciertry club. Scully gave him a rock and told him to pawn it at the nearest pawn shop. He said said something under his breath, and kicked Scully in the ear. Scully fell to the ground. She was dizzy and could only see wavy lines. Then Scully heard a casket open. Her sister was there. That old camel with the clasper. Her mother told her to co-work her death. "Just because I am Aladdin doesn't mean I'm not your mother!"
And then the tin foil came out and said glue.
Then Scully followed the peculiar biscuit to the petting zoo. She went to pet Mulder's favorite animal, the turkey.
And then we found out the astonishing truth about the concert, Mulder was cake beefed.
What does that mean? You will find out in the next episode, Crisco Glucose.
TO BE CONTINUED.
And thats the way they all became the brady bunch! La la la.
By: Agent Dalton and Sponge Bob Cow Pants
Rated: Fla
SummAry: Ska
STOOB
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One fine morning Scully and Mulder were talking about Gooses; the name of the new Harry Potter Book. It was about two heroic mothers rescuing the duke of Arland.
And then Chuckie said VRRROOM.
Mulder decided that Doggett was way better than him. Cause he is. You know it. Thats right you heard me bitch.
Anyways, Mulder suggested that they go to the moon and smell. Scully agreed immediately.
They went to the moon on seadoos. They got record gas mileage on their heroic trip. Mission control was hiding it all. You know it.
When they got back from the moon they went over to Skinners for noon tea. They discussed a wide variety of topics, including the latest women's fashions. Skinner gave a great insight in that topic.
After that Skinner told them that he was growing tired, and kindly asked Mulder and Scully to leave. They obliged and left promptly.
After they left Skinner put on his black thong and danced to the Macerana.
While he was dancing he screamed "Miricoles" over and over again.
"Miricoles", he screamed, "Miricoles"
"Spinkter, Spinkter, Spinkter", the bluebird said.
32 days later Scully had tickets to go see Roger and the Canines at the Carnegie Hall. They were going to sing many songs, including Bite My Bubble, Frank Goes to 7, and Real Big Mitosis.
While they were at the concert they were having a wonderful time until something went terribly wrong. It was horrible. Very horrible. It was really bad. Really bad. It was really tragic. Really tragic. Get the idea? Good.
Meanwhile, Scully was playing chess with her fish. She was an orange flob. She was screaming "Lucifer, Lucifer" while she moved her bishop. "Checkmate", she said. But really, her king had a ring.
Then Scully heard a knock on the door. It was a biscuit asking for money for his biciertry club. Scully gave him a rock and told him to pawn it at the nearest pawn shop. He said said something under his breath, and kicked Scully in the ear. Scully fell to the ground. She was dizzy and could only see wavy lines. Then Scully heard a casket open. Her sister was there. That old camel with the clasper. Her mother told her to co-work her death. "Just because I am Aladdin doesn't mean I'm not your mother!"
And then the tin foil came out and said glue.
Then Scully followed the peculiar biscuit to the petting zoo. She went to pet Mulder's favorite animal, the turkey.
And then we found out the astonishing truth about the concert, Mulder was cake beefed.
What does that mean? You will find out in the next episode, Crisco Glucose.
TO BE CONTINUED.
And thats the way they all became the brady bunch! La la la.