Crisco Glucose
By: Agent Dalton and Sponge Bob Cow Pants
Rated: house
Summary: Indeed.
Wha.
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In the last episode Mulder was mysteriously cake beefed.
Well, we don't know what this means, but on with the story anyways.
While Mulder was trying his pants he smelled a funny smell. He was wearing a pink silver medallion with Cinderella on it.
Mulder went to 7-12 and decided he wanted to buy a slurpee and seduce the manager, which was a man.
Then he had louder soap.
Gandhi then popped up and said "glue on my toenails!"
Yes.
Meanwhile, at the weavery Scully was weaving weaves and mouse pads. She was now a weaver.
She was highly experienced, Mulder taught her how to weave.
Mulder's peanut stand wasn't doing too good, so he moved onto another business. Gelatin making.
Then Jimbo said "Staind is the most best band ever, and Aaron Lewis is the most best singer ever!"
Then Gepetto said "Britney Spears is the most best singer ever!"
Then they agreed.
Mulder is currently being a pervert around the Barbie doll. "She's a more laid back type", he said as he took off her shirt.
The wooden shoes are mysterious. Everyone knows this. Detroit is only a myth, only people from Michigan know this. Don't tell anyone. If you do I must kill you. So don't, dammit.
Mulder went to Scully's house in just a blue robe. He had nothing under that robe... except a gun and clothes. Not a real gun, a purple fake one. It was for Scully's enjoyment.
When got Mulder got in Scully's room he tore off his robe but then he put it back on. Scully's house was chilly. Candy keeps Scully warm at night. The chocolate melted against her butt. It soothed her.
Scully tried to get in the washer once, but she didn't fit. She read the cycle, turned it on, and tried to jump in. Then she left. It overflowed, but Mulder was.
Visa cards are incredibly good to have. And orange. Naval piercing.
Mulder went into Scully's Port a Jon with the mouse pad Scully wove for him. While Mulder was in the bathroom Scully went out for a bite to eat.
She went to this new fabulous restaurant that served only c's. It was beautiful. The chairs were shaped at d's but they still only served c's.
Aghraba is a wonderful place. Bra.
Scully came back to her farm where Mulder was still in the Port a Jon. She took Mulder's medallion and slapped it with a wonder bra. It caused Mulder to die.
After they did an autopsy on him the discovered his insides were churned by a wonder bra, and some panty hoses. How horrible. Not.
They had s funeral, but no one was there, except his man lover from 7-12. He was a chunky old man with flabby man boobs. Ew.
Once Mulder was gone, Scully could enjoy her herself better. She was so happy she unlocked her door 7 times with the keys.
Constipation threw her away though.
NUDITY
Sorry for the shortness, we have to go eat butter churns. We will write more tomorrow.
Tomorrow.... tomorrow, theres always tomorrow. 3 days away!
By: Agent Dalton and Sponge Bob Cow Pants
Rated: house
Summary: Indeed.
Wha.
----------------------
In the last episode Mulder was mysteriously cake beefed.
Well, we don't know what this means, but on with the story anyways.
While Mulder was trying his pants he smelled a funny smell. He was wearing a pink silver medallion with Cinderella on it.
Mulder went to 7-12 and decided he wanted to buy a slurpee and seduce the manager, which was a man.
Then he had louder soap.
Gandhi then popped up and said "glue on my toenails!"
Yes.
Meanwhile, at the weavery Scully was weaving weaves and mouse pads. She was now a weaver.
She was highly experienced, Mulder taught her how to weave.
Mulder's peanut stand wasn't doing too good, so he moved onto another business. Gelatin making.
Then Jimbo said "Staind is the most best band ever, and Aaron Lewis is the most best singer ever!"
Then Gepetto said "Britney Spears is the most best singer ever!"
Then they agreed.
Mulder is currently being a pervert around the Barbie doll. "She's a more laid back type", he said as he took off her shirt.
The wooden shoes are mysterious. Everyone knows this. Detroit is only a myth, only people from Michigan know this. Don't tell anyone. If you do I must kill you. So don't, dammit.
Mulder went to Scully's house in just a blue robe. He had nothing under that robe... except a gun and clothes. Not a real gun, a purple fake one. It was for Scully's enjoyment.
When got Mulder got in Scully's room he tore off his robe but then he put it back on. Scully's house was chilly. Candy keeps Scully warm at night. The chocolate melted against her butt. It soothed her.
Scully tried to get in the washer once, but she didn't fit. She read the cycle, turned it on, and tried to jump in. Then she left. It overflowed, but Mulder was.
Visa cards are incredibly good to have. And orange. Naval piercing.
Mulder went into Scully's Port a Jon with the mouse pad Scully wove for him. While Mulder was in the bathroom Scully went out for a bite to eat.
She went to this new fabulous restaurant that served only c's. It was beautiful. The chairs were shaped at d's but they still only served c's.
Aghraba is a wonderful place. Bra.
Scully came back to her farm where Mulder was still in the Port a Jon. She took Mulder's medallion and slapped it with a wonder bra. It caused Mulder to die.
After they did an autopsy on him the discovered his insides were churned by a wonder bra, and some panty hoses. How horrible. Not.
They had s funeral, but no one was there, except his man lover from 7-12. He was a chunky old man with flabby man boobs. Ew.
Once Mulder was gone, Scully could enjoy her herself better. She was so happy she unlocked her door 7 times with the keys.
Constipation threw her away though.
NUDITY
Sorry for the shortness, we have to go eat butter churns. We will write more tomorrow.
Tomorrow.... tomorrow, theres always tomorrow. 3 days away!