Author's note: I do not own nor claim to own any Weib Kruez characters.
I wrote this fanfic when I was running on 2 and a half hours of sleep and after two mountain dews I was inspired. CAFFEINE GOOOD!!!
Title: Aya the Bunny Love, Bon-bon Adventure
By: SilverCrystal9
Humor/Humor
PG13 for language and suggestive situations
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"Aya's lost his mind!!!," said a clearly agitated and scared Omi.
Ken and Yohji looked up from the shrubbery's they were currently arranging.
"Huh?," said Yohji his glasses slipping down his nose.
"Aya does not lose his mind," said Ken calmly.
"Guys he found our stash of chocolate Bon-Bon's all five cartons."
All that could be heard in The Kitty in the House flower shop was the clattering of pruning shears hitting the floor.
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE'RE ALL DOOOMED!!!!!!!!!" A very hysterical Ken yelled. Omi nodded grimly while Yohji slipped to the floor and hugged his knees to his chest all the while muttering,
"Stay away from my ass, stay away from ass,….OH GOD NOT BUNNY LOVE!!"
Both Ken and Omi swung their heads in the direction of the only exit to freedom. There stood Aya, chocolate smeared around his mouth and a pair of very fluffy pink bunny ears on his head.
Omi cursed, Ken prayed for salvation and Yohji whimpered now clutching his ass instead of his knees.
"WHO NEEDS SOME BUNNY LOVE?!!"Aya howls like a wolf.
Aya stared at them with a crazed expression.
"Bunny love?" he asked excitably, bouncing up and down adding to the theory that not only is he on a sugar high, he really has lost his mind.
Ken and Omi look at each other as Aya moves slightly away from the exit. They may have a chance for escape. They inch slowly towards Yohji all the while watching the bobbing Aya. They move very slowly and hook arms with Yohji and drag him to his feet, who is by the way still whimpering like a school girl.
***THUMP!THUMP!THUMP!***
"THEY CALL ME THUMPER BECAUSE I THUMP" *Howls again*
Omi, Ken and Yohji are all inching toward the door still.
**Almost there, freedom is near** thought Ken as he hears Omi scream in terror.
What he saw next will forever haunt his mind. Aya was humping Omi singing,
**"** Come on Baby we ain't notin' but Mammals so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel….Getting horny now!!**"**
Omi screams some more and passes out. Yohji seeing Omi passed out and still being ravaged faints right in front of the only exit. Ken tried to move the taller blonde but to no avail without another person helping he was just not strong enough.
"Open you stupid door," Ken yells desperately trying to get out of the path of Bunny Love. All goes quiet and the hairs on Ken's neck rise.
Then he hears the dreaded question.
"To Hunch or not to Hunch that is the Bunny Love question," Ken turns and begins to see little purple dots in the shape of rabbits when he hears Aya answer his own question.
"Bunny Hunch is definitely the answer"
Ken fainted.
The team known as Weiss Kruez woke up three hours latter groaning and clutching their sore asses. Aya was curled up in a corner sleeping and chewing on a piece of fluff from his bunny ears.
The boys came to a conclusion that day:
BUNNIES ARE EVIL!!!!
And Bon-Bon's will never cross their threshold again.
I wrote this fanfic when I was running on 2 and a half hours of sleep and after two mountain dews I was inspired. CAFFEINE GOOOD!!!
Title: Aya the Bunny Love, Bon-bon Adventure
By: SilverCrystal9
Humor/Humor
PG13 for language and suggestive situations
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
"Aya's lost his mind!!!," said a clearly agitated and scared Omi.
Ken and Yohji looked up from the shrubbery's they were currently arranging.
"Huh?," said Yohji his glasses slipping down his nose.
"Aya does not lose his mind," said Ken calmly.
"Guys he found our stash of chocolate Bon-Bon's all five cartons."
All that could be heard in The Kitty in the House flower shop was the clattering of pruning shears hitting the floor.
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE'RE ALL DOOOMED!!!!!!!!!" A very hysterical Ken yelled. Omi nodded grimly while Yohji slipped to the floor and hugged his knees to his chest all the while muttering,
"Stay away from my ass, stay away from ass,….OH GOD NOT BUNNY LOVE!!"
Both Ken and Omi swung their heads in the direction of the only exit to freedom. There stood Aya, chocolate smeared around his mouth and a pair of very fluffy pink bunny ears on his head.
Omi cursed, Ken prayed for salvation and Yohji whimpered now clutching his ass instead of his knees.
"WHO NEEDS SOME BUNNY LOVE?!!"Aya howls like a wolf.
Aya stared at them with a crazed expression.
"Bunny love?" he asked excitably, bouncing up and down adding to the theory that not only is he on a sugar high, he really has lost his mind.
Ken and Omi look at each other as Aya moves slightly away from the exit. They may have a chance for escape. They inch slowly towards Yohji all the while watching the bobbing Aya. They move very slowly and hook arms with Yohji and drag him to his feet, who is by the way still whimpering like a school girl.
***THUMP!THUMP!THUMP!***
"THEY CALL ME THUMPER BECAUSE I THUMP" *Howls again*
Omi, Ken and Yohji are all inching toward the door still.
**Almost there, freedom is near** thought Ken as he hears Omi scream in terror.
What he saw next will forever haunt his mind. Aya was humping Omi singing,
**"** Come on Baby we ain't notin' but Mammals so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel….Getting horny now!!**"**
Omi screams some more and passes out. Yohji seeing Omi passed out and still being ravaged faints right in front of the only exit. Ken tried to move the taller blonde but to no avail without another person helping he was just not strong enough.
"Open you stupid door," Ken yells desperately trying to get out of the path of Bunny Love. All goes quiet and the hairs on Ken's neck rise.
Then he hears the dreaded question.
"To Hunch or not to Hunch that is the Bunny Love question," Ken turns and begins to see little purple dots in the shape of rabbits when he hears Aya answer his own question.
"Bunny Hunch is definitely the answer"
Ken fainted.
The team known as Weiss Kruez woke up three hours latter groaning and clutching their sore asses. Aya was curled up in a corner sleeping and chewing on a piece of fluff from his bunny ears.
The boys came to a conclusion that day:
BUNNIES ARE EVIL!!!!
And Bon-Bon's will never cross their threshold again.