CHAPTER 6!!111
THE FINAL BATTLE!1111 (not the final chapter)
w00t! Okay, so yeah!
By Agent Dalton (racheldalton@attbi.com) and Sponge Bob Cow Pants (miscman04@hotmail.com).
Rated: glamorous pants
Summary. Hi my name is Joe I work in a button factory. with deodorant. What.
Archive: YES. sweet sugars.
Authors notes: Note this! Your daughter is pregnant with your mother.
We've been gone for a really long time, but inspiration has struck, and we are adding a new chapter to this bitch. Loss of interest and lack of time has stopped us from writing any new chapters, and me from writing any new fics. Hopefully I'll get around to writing more, and me and Sponge Bob Cow Pants will try and add more to this. - Agent Dalton
"Blast off!" said Scully as she ran from the refreshments at the dinner table. She angry, no she was fuming with steam from her underarms that was red hot. Those carrots were looking at her in an odd fashion!
Mother Theresa then said "Dorothy, don't leave your underwear in kansasuuuuuuuuu!", while softly caressing her nose hairs. I know that surgery will hurt tomorrow, but that nose hair has to go.
While she was playing with Jam and Glam Barbie, her panties came in a tangle. She could not get those carrots off her mind. Savage was coming to her house tomorrow, and she had to have the house looking perfect, and above all, she had to untangle those panties.
The sweet, sweet sound of orange juice played in her mind. It was time for her feeding. Muldy was here, and he meant business.
Speaking of business, her hair was tight, and oh lordy, it was spiffy.
Shout outz to mah homie Verbena! WERDS!
A verb named Goat shot the scullyness.
[/PRELDE]
SOPHIE NI!
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Okay, so Scully was walking down the street singing "do wa diddy diddy dum diddy du!" Scully missed Muldy a lot, who was visiting his uncle Jimbo in the eastern westerns.
She decided to go on a quest. It would be quite noble. She ran, and ran, and ran until she met the water. She lived right on the beach. (peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!)
To begin her quest, she visited her old friend Magnesia, Milk of. She needed information on this strange land, the eastern westerns. She also needed information on the goats and the tigers, and most of all, Duluth. We live in the mitten. On the left side, yo.
Magnesia, Milk of was very helpful. Scully was thankful to have her as a tour guide. She was a wonderful quest leader! Werds to your mother.
"Hey, hey. Props to my homies in hometown", said Gertrude as she petted her glow stick. Never again will she eat. NEVER AGAIN. NEVER EVER EVER. Big mac with a large fry, she whispered to the counter.
Magnesia, Milk of stopped her just in time. She was not to eat! EVER AGAIN, till tomorrow.
Now we will go back to Scully. She forgot her quest, and went to the homeland of Irish men. She met a young man named Laddie there, and he introduced her to a half Japanese girl, who she instantly fell in love with. They talked about anime, and said TRIGUN FACKING ROCKS!!!11, because it does.
There was a new bible out today.
Mary Poppins then reminded her of her quest. She wanted to continue, but she didn't want to leave her newfound half Japanese friend behind. She was torn between old love and new love. Oh, what to do!
To decide, Scully and the half Japanese girl decided to have a contest. Whoever could drink the most feet would win the love. What is love?! baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, NO MORE!
Well, Scully skipped the contest, and went to look for some different love. She wanted something new. Forgery is what she wanted. Then she saw a young man forge his mothers signature. What was his name? She was going to find out, so she decided to go play soccer.
Then when she was done, she came back. He was still forging. Forging goats. Everything in it's right place. Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon. Everything in it's right place.
CHAPTER 9 - Bear in the Big Blue house is coming to town.
Scully was very interested in this forger. He was so cute! She asked him to the Bear in the Big Blue house concert. He immediately said no, but then she said 'Scully!?!?!', and he said yes.
This anonymous man was really anonymous. Scully wanted to know his name, so she went to play curling. Nothing was coming to her. She just couldn't figure out his name. She knew that Judy Funny had her back. Baby.
Never understanding why her toes were so toey, Scully decided to weightlift so her toes could have more muscular tone. She wanted a facelift, so she went to that weightroom and sat. How amazing.
The battle was near. She knew. Oh yes, she knew. Yoga.
The anonymous man was near. The announcment of her retirement came sad to this man. He was outraged. He even said he was glamorous pants.
Scully then stipped with the groceries.
We will pause while Scully poops.
[pause]
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............................... PLOP ..................
SPLOOSH..............
[/pause]
Scully needed. to eat. to east. Ooooh yes. Her name was Scully. You bet your buns it is! YOU BETTER NOT BE BULLSHITTING ME!
Scully's sprinkler was broken. The anonymous forgery guy noticed, and came over. She noticed the fashion he was moving his butt cheek(s).
Gladly, she mended his pants, because the tailor was out of town on a holiday with his husband. Rosie O Dobb. Sapphire. Belly button lint. Rose from the Titanic told them never to make love under a gel pen. The anonymous forger would remember this forever.
One day, Scully and the anonymous forger we at the gel pen factory. She asked if he liked salty nuts, and he said "cut the kids in half" Then he said "forgery is bad for you".
Who is this anonymous man? Where is Mulder? Is Scully confused about her sexuality? Find out next time, on Crisco!
And yes, we will continue it. Do not worry, children!
THE FINAL BATTLE!1111 (not the final chapter)
w00t! Okay, so yeah!
By Agent Dalton (racheldalton@attbi.com) and Sponge Bob Cow Pants (miscman04@hotmail.com).
Rated: glamorous pants
Summary. Hi my name is Joe I work in a button factory. with deodorant. What.
Archive: YES. sweet sugars.
Authors notes: Note this! Your daughter is pregnant with your mother.
We've been gone for a really long time, but inspiration has struck, and we are adding a new chapter to this bitch. Loss of interest and lack of time has stopped us from writing any new chapters, and me from writing any new fics. Hopefully I'll get around to writing more, and me and Sponge Bob Cow Pants will try and add more to this. - Agent Dalton
"Blast off!" said Scully as she ran from the refreshments at the dinner table. She angry, no she was fuming with steam from her underarms that was red hot. Those carrots were looking at her in an odd fashion!
Mother Theresa then said "Dorothy, don't leave your underwear in kansasuuuuuuuuu!", while softly caressing her nose hairs. I know that surgery will hurt tomorrow, but that nose hair has to go.
While she was playing with Jam and Glam Barbie, her panties came in a tangle. She could not get those carrots off her mind. Savage was coming to her house tomorrow, and she had to have the house looking perfect, and above all, she had to untangle those panties.
The sweet, sweet sound of orange juice played in her mind. It was time for her feeding. Muldy was here, and he meant business.
Speaking of business, her hair was tight, and oh lordy, it was spiffy.
Shout outz to mah homie Verbena! WERDS!
A verb named Goat shot the scullyness.
[/PRELDE]
SOPHIE NI!
[/FLAG]
Okay, so Scully was walking down the street singing "do wa diddy diddy dum diddy du!" Scully missed Muldy a lot, who was visiting his uncle Jimbo in the eastern westerns.
She decided to go on a quest. It would be quite noble. She ran, and ran, and ran until she met the water. She lived right on the beach. (peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!)
To begin her quest, she visited her old friend Magnesia, Milk of. She needed information on this strange land, the eastern westerns. She also needed information on the goats and the tigers, and most of all, Duluth. We live in the mitten. On the left side, yo.
Magnesia, Milk of was very helpful. Scully was thankful to have her as a tour guide. She was a wonderful quest leader! Werds to your mother.
"Hey, hey. Props to my homies in hometown", said Gertrude as she petted her glow stick. Never again will she eat. NEVER AGAIN. NEVER EVER EVER. Big mac with a large fry, she whispered to the counter.
Magnesia, Milk of stopped her just in time. She was not to eat! EVER AGAIN, till tomorrow.
Now we will go back to Scully. She forgot her quest, and went to the homeland of Irish men. She met a young man named Laddie there, and he introduced her to a half Japanese girl, who she instantly fell in love with. They talked about anime, and said TRIGUN FACKING ROCKS!!!11, because it does.
There was a new bible out today.
Mary Poppins then reminded her of her quest. She wanted to continue, but she didn't want to leave her newfound half Japanese friend behind. She was torn between old love and new love. Oh, what to do!
To decide, Scully and the half Japanese girl decided to have a contest. Whoever could drink the most feet would win the love. What is love?! baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, NO MORE!
Well, Scully skipped the contest, and went to look for some different love. She wanted something new. Forgery is what she wanted. Then she saw a young man forge his mothers signature. What was his name? She was going to find out, so she decided to go play soccer.
Then when she was done, she came back. He was still forging. Forging goats. Everything in it's right place. Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon. Everything in it's right place.
CHAPTER 9 - Bear in the Big Blue house is coming to town.
Scully was very interested in this forger. He was so cute! She asked him to the Bear in the Big Blue house concert. He immediately said no, but then she said 'Scully!?!?!', and he said yes.
This anonymous man was really anonymous. Scully wanted to know his name, so she went to play curling. Nothing was coming to her. She just couldn't figure out his name. She knew that Judy Funny had her back. Baby.
Never understanding why her toes were so toey, Scully decided to weightlift so her toes could have more muscular tone. She wanted a facelift, so she went to that weightroom and sat. How amazing.
The battle was near. She knew. Oh yes, she knew. Yoga.
The anonymous man was near. The announcment of her retirement came sad to this man. He was outraged. He even said he was glamorous pants.
Scully then stipped with the groceries.
We will pause while Scully poops.
[pause]
..........................
.................
ERRRRRRRR
..........
.................................................
............................... PLOP ..................
SPLOOSH..............
[/pause]
Scully needed. to eat. to east. Ooooh yes. Her name was Scully. You bet your buns it is! YOU BETTER NOT BE BULLSHITTING ME!
Scully's sprinkler was broken. The anonymous forgery guy noticed, and came over. She noticed the fashion he was moving his butt cheek(s).
Gladly, she mended his pants, because the tailor was out of town on a holiday with his husband. Rosie O Dobb. Sapphire. Belly button lint. Rose from the Titanic told them never to make love under a gel pen. The anonymous forger would remember this forever.
One day, Scully and the anonymous forger we at the gel pen factory. She asked if he liked salty nuts, and he said "cut the kids in half" Then he said "forgery is bad for you".
Who is this anonymous man? Where is Mulder? Is Scully confused about her sexuality? Find out next time, on Crisco!
And yes, we will continue it. Do not worry, children!